Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!
Episodes (406)
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438-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
438-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Published: 7 Mar 2018 Duration: 01:24:22J-J-J-Jean Unit! We found some adult stars who share some pretty gnarly stories about working in their industry and shooting their "Scenes." PLUS Tommy gives us the scoop on his "Scenes." Will he shoot DP's? Boy/girl? Boy/Boy/Girl? We get ... Read more →J-J-J-Jean Unit! We found some adult stars who share some pretty gnarly stories about working in their industry and shooting their "Scenes." PLUS Tommy gives us the scoop on his "Scenes." Will he shoot DP's? Boy/girl? Boy/Boy/Girl? We get ... Read more →
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437-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
437-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Published: 28 Feb 2018 Duration: 01:25:41This week Jean and Jean get together to Meow Down. Here's a cool thing we explore today: God + Swinging. It's pretty neat if you're willing to listen while a stranger has sex with you and your spouse. Just try it. Come on! Plus, we're ALL I... Read more →This week Jean and Jean get together to Meow Down. Here's a cool thing we explore today: God + Swinging. It's pretty neat if you're willing to listen while a stranger has sex with you and your spouse. Just try it. Come on! Plus, we're ALL I... Read more →
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436-Johnny Pemberton-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
436-Johnny Pemberton-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Published: 21 Feb 2018 Duration: 01:50:18He's tall, he's (very) young (looking) and he's coming for that title. Johnny Pemberton is in studio and you will find it SO amaze how well he can do and decipher accents. Semen. We know it's great for your skin. Is it also super nutritiou... Read more →He's tall, he's (very) young (looking) and he's coming for that title. Johnny Pemberton is in studio and you will find it SO amaze how well he can do and decipher accents. Semen. We know it's great for your skin. Is it also super nutritiou... Read more →
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435-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
435-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Published: 14 Feb 2018 Duration: 01:24:41It's just Jean and Jean on this one. Your mother and I hang out and have the fun we always have when you're not around. Put your triple D swingers in a supportive bra, pull you jeans up and enjoy.It's just Jean and Jean on this one. Your mother and I hang out and have the fun we always have when you're not around. Put your triple D swingers in a supportive bra, pull you jeans up and enjoy.
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434-Marc Maron-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
434-Marc Maron-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Published: 7 Feb 2018 Duration: 01:59:41The man, the myth, the Maron. One of our all time faves is finally in the building. If you know and love podcasting, especially the kind involving comedians, you know Marc Maron. His wildly successful podcast WTF inspired a television serie... Read more →The man, the myth, the Maron. One of our all time faves is finally in the building. If you know and love podcasting, especially the kind involving comedians, you know Marc Maron. His wildly successful podcast WTF inspired a television serie... Read more →
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433-Bill Burr-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
433-Bill Burr-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Published: 31 Jan 2018 Duration: 02:08:17Oh my goodness, Jean. We don't really think this episode needs a description. The great Bill Burr joins us and Hen has some amazing, hilarious thoughts, just like you thought he would. We discuss who is a bigger psycho, Billy or Tommy. PL... Read more →Oh my goodness, Jean. We don't really think this episode needs a description. The great Bill Burr joins us and Hen has some amazing, hilarious thoughts, just like you thought he would. We discuss who is a bigger psycho, Billy or Tommy. PL... Read more →
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432-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
432-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Published: 24 Jan 2018 Duration: 01:28:32Looks like some Ball Hogs are willing to share their secrets! We are willing to listen! We found a great new rapper and get this, he's using the name TOP DOG to work on his rhymes. Hope you end up supporting him. PLUS - the reviews are in!... Read more →Looks like some Ball Hogs are willing to share their secrets! We are willing to listen! We found a great new rapper and get this, he's using the name TOP DOG to work on his rhymes. Hope you end up supporting him. PLUS - the reviews are in!... Read more →
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431-Paul Gilmartin-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
431-Paul Gilmartin-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Published: 17 Jan 2018 Duration: 01:37:43Women, it's time to reclaim your place in the world and also it's time to do something gross. Luckily we found someone who was willing to do both. Also, are YOU a ball hog? Are you sure. Maybe you should Try it Out? The great Paul Gilmarti... Read more →Women, it's time to reclaim your place in the world and also it's time to do something gross. Luckily we found someone who was willing to do both. Also, are YOU a ball hog? Are you sure. Maybe you should Try it Out? The great Paul Gilmarti... Read more →
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430-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
430-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Published: 10 Jan 2018 Duration: 01:23:24We like foreigners and we like cursing. When foreigners curse? Magical. Plus, you have SERIOUS questions about Blind people and their standards, twin girls and their periods and now peeing is brought into the equation - does it affect fart... Read more →We like foreigners and we like cursing. When foreigners curse? Magical. Plus, you have SERIOUS questions about Blind people and their standards, twin girls and their periods and now peeing is brought into the equation - does it affect fart... Read more →
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429-Josh Wolf-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
429-Josh Wolf-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Published: 3 Jan 2018 Duration: 02:36:27Ya'll know what it is. If you gotta brown you might as well go to where the brown ends up anyway, right? One man already figured that out and is talking to us from a gutter! Plus, how cool is being a virgin? How cool is it to RECLAIM your ... Read more →Ya'll know what it is. If you gotta brown you might as well go to where the brown ends up anyway, right? One man already figured that out and is talking to us from a gutter! Plus, how cool is being a virgin? How cool is it to RECLAIM your ... Read more →
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428-Live From Irvine-Your Mom's House with Christian P and Tom Segura
428-Live From Irvine-Your Mom's House with Christian P and Tom Segura
Published: 27 Dec 2017 Duration: 02:01:34J-J-J-Jeans Unite! As we wrap up another year of tightly woven denim we want to give thanks to you, the little mommy. Hope you have a great holiday filled with love and rectal touches. Here we have the last live show we did at the Irvine I... Read more →J-J-J-Jeans Unite! As we wrap up another year of tightly woven denim we want to give thanks to you, the little mommy. Hope you have a great holiday filled with love and rectal touches. Here we have the last live show we did at the Irvine I... Read more →
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427-Dr. Drew-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
427-Dr. Drew-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Published: 20 Dec 2017 Duration: 02:02:26After years of podcasting and hundreds of shows we thought, "How about a little intelligence on this show for a change? How about...a Doctor?" Luckily for all of us Dr Drew agreed (before knowing what our show is about) to come on and no de... Read more →After years of podcasting and hundreds of shows we thought, "How about a little intelligence on this show for a change? How about...a Doctor?" Luckily for all of us Dr Drew agreed (before knowing what our show is about) to come on and no de... Read more →
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426-Pauly Shore-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
426-Pauly Shore-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Published: 13 Dec 2017 Duration: 01:43:50Oh s**t, bro! The Weasel is in the house. The wiser weasel has some great advice and hilarious stories from his days as an MTV VJ and international movie star. Plus we get in to whether or not FARTS are assault (they are) and if Tom can su... Read more →Oh s**t, bro! The Weasel is in the house. The wiser weasel has some great advice and hilarious stories from his days as an MTV VJ and international movie star. Plus we get in to whether or not FARTS are assault (they are) and if Tom can su... Read more →
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425-J.Elvis Weinstein-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
425-J.Elvis Weinstein-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Published: 6 Dec 2017 Duration: 01:49:11A few years back Tommy went to Asia (voluntarily, tho under some duress) and did stand up with some great guys: Chad Daniels, Pete Lee and the guest of this episode, J. Elvis Weinstein. The trip was filmed for a documentary that is availabl... Read more →A few years back Tommy went to Asia (voluntarily, tho under some duress) and did stand up with some great guys: Chad Daniels, Pete Lee and the guest of this episode, J. Elvis Weinstein. The trip was filmed for a documentary that is availabl... Read more →
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424-Joey Diaz-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
424-Joey Diaz-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Published: 29 Nov 2017 Duration: 01:35:35This is as good as it gets. Joey Coco Diaz is in the building. This lovable, fiery felon is sure to make you laugh as you sit by the fire and ask your mom if she will 69 your dad on his 70th birthday. By the way, a bunch of those came in ... Read more →This is as good as it gets. Joey Coco Diaz is in the building. This lovable, fiery felon is sure to make you laugh as you sit by the fire and ask your mom if she will 69 your dad on his 70th birthday. By the way, a bunch of those came in ... Read more →
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423-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
423-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Published: 22 Nov 2017 Duration: 01:34:58Jeans Within! Jeans Within! Looks like College Football isn't immune to the Jeans within your heart. Nick Saban has the full commentary. PLUS, we got more tracks for you: Machines and She's Retarded - all different styles that you, the li... Read more →Jeans Within! Jeans Within! Looks like College Football isn't immune to the Jeans within your heart. Nick Saban has the full commentary. PLUS, we got more tracks for you: Machines and She's Retarded - all different styles that you, the li... Read more →
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422-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
422-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Published: 15 Nov 2017 Duration: 01:34:46When the mommies prank any media outlet with Mommy lingo we LOVE IT! Get em, jean! Amazingly, someone else hates Puking as much as Tina and Tina has some advice. Equally as astonishing, Adam Carolla is on the same page as Tina with...shower... Read more →When the mommies prank any media outlet with Mommy lingo we LOVE IT! Get em, jean! Amazingly, someone else hates Puking as much as Tina and Tina has some advice. Equally as astonishing, Adam Carolla is on the same page as Tina with...shower... Read more →
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421-Martin Riese-Yout Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
421-Martin Riese-Yout Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Published: 8 Nov 2017 Duration: 01:44:50The Water GOD is back in the building. Before we get to more hydrating satisfaction we have some GOOD stuff for you. And nothing kicks things off like diarrhea. Public diarrhea. Have you ever just, you know, gone. In plain view. I'd like t... Read more →The Water GOD is back in the building. Before we get to more hydrating satisfaction we have some GOOD stuff for you. And nothing kicks things off like diarrhea. Public diarrhea. Have you ever just, you know, gone. In plain view. I'd like t... Read more →
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420-Lambo Prank-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
420-Lambo Prank-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Published: 1 Nov 2017 Duration: 01:50:09Yo! Tommy got a Lambo wit the brains blown out! Naw, he didn't. But he made Bert and Ari think he did and that was worth every penny. We give you the full scoop on that PLUS we find a good potential roommate for you. All you need is a stron... Read more →Yo! Tommy got a Lambo wit the brains blown out! Naw, he didn't. But he made Bert and Ari think he did and that was worth every penny. We give you the full scoop on that PLUS we find a good potential roommate for you. All you need is a stron... Read more →
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419-Greg Fitzsimmons-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
419-Greg Fitzsimmons-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Published: 25 Oct 2017 Duration: 02:00:30The great Greg Fitzsimmons is here! You know his book, his podcast, his radio show and his stand up. He's absolutely one of our favorites and he will be one of yours if you listen to this episode. Lots of crazy, lots of funny, Machines With... Read more →The great Greg Fitzsimmons is here! You know his book, his podcast, his radio show and his stand up. He's absolutely one of our favorites and he will be one of yours if you listen to this episode. Lots of crazy, lots of funny, Machines With... Read more →
