The Comedy Button

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The Comedy Button
  • Language: eng
  • Episodes: 332
  • Last: 9 Mar 2018
What's going on, Internet!? Prepare for some of the most insane rambling about everything from life, to sex, to what passes for 21st-century Internet culture. Your aural canals are ours, and we're running a train on 'em -- courtesy of hosts Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville. BRAAAP BRAAAP! New episode every Friday afternoon!

Episodes (332)

  • The Comedy Button: Episode 323
    The Comedy Button: Episode 323
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    Published: 9 Mar 2018 Duration: 01:10:57
    Brian has learned a terrifying, brain-scarring new truth about horses. Also, Ryan becomes God for a minute, and creates the world's most horrific nightmare animal (and we want your fan art). Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Sc... Read more →
    Brian has learned a terrifying, brain-scarring new truth about horses. Also, Ryan becomes God for a minute, and creates the world's most horrific nightmare animal (and we want your fan art). Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Sc... Read more →

  • The Comedy Button: Episode 322
    The Comedy Button: Episode 322
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    Published: 2 Mar 2018 Duration: 01:14:46
    What interesting life statistic would we want to know when we die? We're science boys today, everyone! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
    What interesting life statistic would we want to know when we die? We're science boys today, everyone! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

  • The Comedy Button: Episode 321
    The Comedy Button: Episode 321
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    Published: 23 Feb 2018 Duration: 01:06:54
    We have a serious talk about mental health, and a somehow equally serious talk about how many circus peanuts would kill a person. We swear that the former has nothing to do with the latter. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, ... Read more →
    We have a serious talk about mental health, and a somehow equally serious talk about how many circus peanuts would kill a person. We swear that the former has nothing to do with the latter. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, ... Read more →

  • The Comedy Button: Episode 320
    The Comedy Button: Episode 320
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    Published: 16 Feb 2018 Duration: 01:03:26
    One of us is finally becoming a father -- and he's never been more terrified. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
    One of us is finally becoming a father -- and he's never been more terrified. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

  • The Comedy Button: Episode 319
    The Comedy Button: Episode 319
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    Published: 9 Feb 2018 Duration: 01:02:51
    Do all those those farm animals really believe they can get away with their hate crimes and loitering? Not if Cowlumbo the Cow Detective has anything to say about it. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
    Do all those those farm animals really believe they can get away with their hate crimes and loitering? Not if Cowlumbo the Cow Detective has anything to say about it. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

  • The Comedy Button: Episode 318
    The Comedy Button: Episode 318
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    Published: 2 Feb 2018 Duration: 01:00:23
    Which one of us had a kids' birthday party in his 30s (hint: It's not who you think)? What are the worst (and best!) ice cream flavors? What is the dumbest pop culture monster? What's the tallest animal that a man can pee over? We only ask ... Read more →
    Which one of us had a kids' birthday party in his 30s (hint: It's not who you think)? What are the worst (and best!) ice cream flavors? What is the dumbest pop culture monster? What's the tallest animal that a man can pee over? We only ask ... Read more →

  • The Comedy Button: Episode 317
    The Comedy Button: Episode 317
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    Published: 26 Jan 2018 Duration: 01:02:57
    This week, we have some adventures in FOOOOOOOOOOOOD! Except for Ryan, because he orders Subway sandwiches like he's Jeffrey Dahmer. Dude needs to have his head checked. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
    This week, we have some adventures in FOOOOOOOOOOOOD! Except for Ryan, because he orders Subway sandwiches like he's Jeffrey Dahmer. Dude needs to have his head checked. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

  • The Comedy Button: Episode 316
    The Comedy Button: Episode 316
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    Published: 19 Jan 2018 Duration: 57:28
    You know who's better than everyone at everything? Kevin frickin' McCallister. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
    You know who's better than everyone at everything? Kevin frickin' McCallister. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

  • The Comedy Button: Episode 315
    The Comedy Button: Episode 315
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    Published: 12 Jan 2018 Duration: 47:52
    It's hard to lose someone you love -- and believe us, we know. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
    It's hard to lose someone you love -- and believe us, we know. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

  • The Comedy Button: Episode 314
    The Comedy Button: Episode 314
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    Published: 5 Jan 2018 Duration: 01:02:46
    Why are boobs weird (according to a woman)? What constitutes a god-tier pangus? And what should you shave before visiting a Japanese spa? Let's get this year off to a properly dumb start! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scovil... Read more →
    Why are boobs weird (according to a woman)? What constitutes a god-tier pangus? And what should you shave before visiting a Japanese spa? Let's get this year off to a properly dumb start! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scovil... Read more →

  • The Comedy Button: Episode 313
    The Comedy Button: Episode 313
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    Published: 29 Dec 2017 Duration: 48:21
    Get ready for Hollywood's next big thing: the Cereal Mascot Cinematic Universe. The Trix Rabbit. Captain Crunch. Count Chocula. That dumbass Honey Nut Cheerios Bee. That shrieking vermin that's always always after the Honeycomb. Wendell the... Read more →
    Get ready for Hollywood's next big thing: the Cereal Mascot Cinematic Universe. The Trix Rabbit. Captain Crunch. Count Chocula. That dumbass Honey Nut Cheerios Bee. That shrieking vermin that's always always after the Honeycomb. Wendell the... Read more →

  • The Comedy Button: Episode 312
    The Comedy Button: Episode 312
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    Published: 22 Dec 2017 Duration: 01:10:34
    Our awesome guest host, Kristin Van De Yar, is a true worldwide phenomenon. Also, we've discovered the most awesome life hack for getting out of jury duty: Just commit a crime, and you're home free forever. Take THAT, civic duty! Starring B... Read more →
    Our awesome guest host, Kristin Van De Yar, is a true worldwide phenomenon. Also, we've discovered the most awesome life hack for getting out of jury duty: Just commit a crime, and you're home free forever. Take THAT, civic duty! Starring B... Read more →

  • The Comedy Button: Episode 311
    The Comedy Button: Episode 311
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    Published: 15 Dec 2017 Duration: 01:06:09
    Is it possible to record the world's longest, stupidest outro to a dumb Internet radio show? Well, we certainly did give it a shot. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
    Is it possible to record the world's longest, stupidest outro to a dumb Internet radio show? Well, we certainly did give it a shot. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

  • The Comedy Button: Episode 310
    The Comedy Button: Episode 310
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    Published: 8 Dec 2017 Duration: 01:03:48
    YouTube creator and talent manager John Carle used to write for the WWE -- and boy, does he have some crazy tales for us. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest John Carle.
    YouTube creator and talent manager John Carle used to write for the WWE -- and boy, does he have some crazy tales for us. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest John Carle.

  • The Comedy Button: Episode 309
    The Comedy Button: Episode 309
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    Published: 1 Dec 2017 Duration: 56:25
    One of our favorite guest hosts, Jared Petty, joins us to ponder Goofy's questionable dog-hood and discuss everybody's favorite dumb fantasy story, THE LOOOOORD OF THE RIIIIIINGS. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with... Read more →
    One of our favorite guest hosts, Jared Petty, joins us to ponder Goofy's questionable dog-hood and discuss everybody's favorite dumb fantasy story, THE LOOOOORD OF THE RIIIIIINGS. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with... Read more →

  • The Comedy Button: Episode 308
    The Comedy Button: Episode 308
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    Published: 24 Nov 2017 Duration: 56:55
    It's Thanksgiving with the Comedy Button -- which obviously means it's time to hide from your family and listen to us talk about Easter baskets, Nick at Nite, Ace Ventura, and the worst flavor of Skittles. Yep, happy holidays! Starring Bria... Read more →
    It's Thanksgiving with the Comedy Button -- which obviously means it's time to hide from your family and listen to us talk about Easter baskets, Nick at Nite, Ace Ventura, and the worst flavor of Skittles. Yep, happy holidays! Starring Bria... Read more →

  • The Comedy Button: Episode 307
    The Comedy Button: Episode 307
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    Published: 17 Nov 2017 Duration: 01:03:49
    We dig into the wild and crazy mind of guest host Jared Petty, learn all about his weird surprise allergies, and and then talk about the legacy of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. In other words: Just another week! Starring Brian Altano, S... Read more →
    We dig into the wild and crazy mind of guest host Jared Petty, learn all about his weird surprise allergies, and and then talk about the legacy of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. In other words: Just another week! Starring Brian Altano, S... Read more →

  • The Comedy Button: Episode 306
    The Comedy Button: Episode 306
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    Published: 10 Nov 2017 Duration: 01:03:10
    Seasonal Affective Disorder is a serious disorder that affects millions of people every season, but we've got a great solution for coping with it: going out in the woods and hiding porno for future generations of perverts to discover. Or, y... Read more →
    Seasonal Affective Disorder is a serious disorder that affects millions of people every season, but we've got a great solution for coping with it: going out in the woods and hiding porno for future generations of perverts to discover. Or, y... Read more →

  • The Comedy Button: Episode 305
    The Comedy Button: Episode 305
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    Published: 3 Nov 2017 Duration: 01:11:01
    We're apparently very hungry boys, because this episode is all about hot dogs, pretzels, pizza, nacho cheese, soda, and Tootsie Roll Pops. Of course, we also find time to discuss the Mighty Ducks, strip clubs, owls, and punching holes in ou... Read more →
    We're apparently very hungry boys, because this episode is all about hot dogs, pretzels, pizza, nacho cheese, soda, and Tootsie Roll Pops. Of course, we also find time to discuss the Mighty Ducks, strip clubs, owls, and punching holes in ou... Read more →

  • The Comedy Button: Episode 304
    The Comedy Button: Episode 304
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    Published: 27 Oct 2017 Duration: 54:56
    Welcome to the Comedy Button's Halloween Thanksgiving Special -- a cornucopia of spooky facts about mummies, meatballs, and celebrity spelunking. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.
    Welcome to the Comedy Button's Halloween Thanksgiving Special -- a cornucopia of spooky facts about mummies, meatballs, and celebrity spelunking. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.