The Bitch Bible

by Jackie Schimmel

The Bitch Bible
  • Language: eng
  • Episodes: 125
  • Last: 6 Mar 2018
A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

Episodes (125)

  • Live, Laugh, Lu.
    Live, Laugh, Lu.
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    Published: 6 Mar 2018 Duration: 51:39
    Jackie has a full Bravo binge sesh with Danny Pellegrino. They discuss all star housewives, Leo Dicaprio's sexcapades and why they will probably pass on renting Scheana Valetta's lake house. Si'bon, si'bon.
    Jackie has a full Bravo binge sesh with Danny Pellegrino. They discuss all star housewives, Leo Dicaprio's sexcapades and why they will probably pass on renting Scheana Valetta's lake house. Si'bon, si'bon.

  • Valley of The Bitches
    Valley of The Bitches
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    Published: 27 Feb 2018 Duration: 01:09:14
     Jackie sits down with Heather McDonald to debrief on all things housewives, why being arrested is the new crop top and how to acquire an exorcism.
     Jackie sits down with Heather McDonald to debrief on all things housewives, why being arrested is the new crop top and how to acquire an exorcism.

  • Too. Much. Information.
    Too. Much. Information.
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    Published: 20 Feb 2018 Duration: 49:28
    Jackie enters a dangerous stream of conscious and discusses Fergie, incestual tattoos and brutally answers listener emails.
    Jackie enters a dangerous stream of conscious and discusses Fergie, incestual tattoos and brutally answers listener emails.

  • 87 Shades of Gray
    87 Shades of Gray
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    Published: 13 Feb 2018 Duration: 50:37
     Jackie sits down with legend Grandma Gloria to discuss pole dancing, recreational diet pill addictions and other brutal morsels of wisdom from the OG matriarch bitch.
     Jackie sits down with legend Grandma Gloria to discuss pole dancing, recreational diet pill addictions and other brutal morsels of wisdom from the OG matriarch bitch.

  • She’s Back
    She’s Back
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    Published: 6 Feb 2018 Duration: 50:07
    Jackie makes her highly anticipated (not really) return and attempts to breeze into 2018 with the finesse of a young Grace Kelly. Until she is confronted with a rat mid recording and has to seek shelter, refuge, alcohol and access to basic ... Read more →
    Jackie makes her highly anticipated (not really) return and attempts to breeze into 2018 with the finesse of a young Grace Kelly. Until she is confronted with a rat mid recording and has to seek shelter, refuge, alcohol and access to basic ... Read more →

  • Lady of London
    Lady of London
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    Published: 9 Nov 2017 Duration: 49:53
    Jackie is joined by new bff Caroline Stanbury live from Dubai. They discuss Britney Spears God forsaken hair extensions, how to "date" Hugh Grant and Royal Wedding predictions!
    Jackie is joined by new bff Caroline Stanbury live from Dubai. They discuss Britney Spears God forsaken hair extensions, how to "date" Hugh Grant and Royal Wedding predictions!

  • Oh La La Loophole
    Oh La La Loophole
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    Published: 31 Oct 2017 Duration: 01:00:02
    Jackie sits down with friend and singer Liza Owen and discuss Halloween costumes, Jelena and everything else you can't discuss at the dinner table.
    Jackie sits down with friend and singer Liza Owen and discuss Halloween costumes, Jelena and everything else you can't discuss at the dinner table.

  • Transparency Please
    Transparency Please
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    Published: 17 Oct 2017 Duration: 42:33
    Jackie dissects the ridiculousness of social media, influencer manipulation and offers a plan to restore Real Housewives to its primal glory
    Jackie dissects the ridiculousness of social media, influencer manipulation and offers a plan to restore Real Housewives to its primal glory

  • I'm The Worst
    I'm The Worst
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    Published: 10 Oct 2017 Duration: 43:58
    Jackie is settled into London and pretending to have her shit together. If you are Harvey Weinstein or a member at PETA, please don't listen. ​
    Jackie is settled into London and pretending to have her shit together. If you are Harvey Weinstein or a member at PETA, please don't listen. ​

  • Winning London
    Winning London
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    Published: 3 Oct 2017 Duration: 46:56
    Jackie chats with Stassi Schroeder on their inevitable world domination. Jackie also discusses RHONJ, "Slutwalks" and rabies.
    Jackie chats with Stassi Schroeder on their inevitable world domination. Jackie also discusses RHONJ, "Slutwalks" and rabies.

  • 2 Bro's, 1 Bitch
    2 Bro's, 1 Bitch
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    Published: 20 Sep 2017 Duration: 01:04:19
    Jackie chats with childhood friends Dan Fleming and Alex Rubinstein about celebrity splits, close encounters with Caitlyn Jenner and general shooting the shit.
    Jackie chats with childhood friends Dan Fleming and Alex Rubinstein about celebrity splits, close encounters with Caitlyn Jenner and general shooting the shit.

  • Notes of Manila
    Notes of Manila
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    Published: 12 Sep 2017 Duration: 47:34
    Jackie talks wine tasting, how to spot red flags, Real Housewives and why everyone should invest in manila folders.
    Jackie talks wine tasting, how to spot red flags, Real Housewives and why everyone should invest in manila folders.

  • Look What You Made Me Do
    Look What You Made Me Do
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    Published: 31 Aug 2017 Duration: 44:46
    Jackie painfully inducts Taylor Swift into the Bitch Hall of Fame while recapping the VMA's, describes why nude selfies don't do shit for feminism and plays a wholesome game of marry, fornicate, kill.
    Jackie painfully inducts Taylor Swift into the Bitch Hall of Fame while recapping the VMA's, describes why nude selfies don't do shit for feminism and plays a wholesome game of marry, fornicate, kill.

  • Birthdayzilla
    Birthdayzilla
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    Published: 21 Aug 2017 Duration: 52:08
    Jackie enters a stream of consciousness solo. She recaps all of her "stories" imparts some misguided wisdom and answers listener emails!
    Jackie enters a stream of consciousness solo. She recaps all of her "stories" imparts some misguided wisdom and answers listener emails!

  • A Six and A Speidi
    A Six and A Speidi
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    Published: 9 Aug 2017 Duration: 58:07
    Jackie sits down with Spencer and Heidi Pratt to lift the veil on reality TV, manifestation gone wrong, pregnancy and how to legally squat in your relatives home.
    Jackie sits down with Spencer and Heidi Pratt to lift the veil on reality TV, manifestation gone wrong, pregnancy and how to legally squat in your relatives home.

  • Keep Eating
    Keep Eating
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    Published: 26 Jul 2017 Duration: 52:17
    Jackie talks making babies, Real Housewives and consults Grandma Gloria for movie reviews.
    Jackie talks making babies, Real Housewives and consults Grandma Gloria for movie reviews.

  • Challah Back Girl
    Challah Back Girl
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    Published: 18 Jul 2017 Duration: 48:41
    Jackie finally sits down with best friend Rooty to break down Beyonce, confesses her bridesmaid sins and how to hook a Rabbi.
    Jackie finally sits down with best friend Rooty to break down Beyonce, confesses her bridesmaid sins and how to hook a Rabbi.

  • Cringe Sweats
    Cringe Sweats
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    Published: 11 Jul 2017 Duration: 48:48
    Jackie recaps Real Housewives of Orange County, Southern Charm and answers listener questions laced with passive aggression and major cringe sweats. Our sincerest apologies.
    Jackie recaps Real Housewives of Orange County, Southern Charm and answers listener questions laced with passive aggression and major cringe sweats. Our sincerest apologies.

  • It's The Thought That Counts
    It's The Thought That Counts
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    Published: 21 Jun 2017 Duration: 40:45
    Jackie hangs with Morgan Stewart, talks about Bachelor in Paradise and why Taylor Swift might be a monster. It's the thought that counts?
    Jackie hangs with Morgan Stewart, talks about Bachelor in Paradise and why Taylor Swift might be a monster. It's the thought that counts?

  • Eggs à la Française
    Eggs à la Française
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    Published: 13 Jun 2017 Duration: 01:09:38
    Jackie breaks down all things Bravo and life philosophy with Ronnie and Ben from the Watch What Crappens podcast.
    Jackie breaks down all things Bravo and life philosophy with Ronnie and Ben from the Watch What Crappens podcast.

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