Keith and The Girl comedy talk show

by comedians Keith Malley and Chemda

Keith and The Girl comedy talk show
  • Language: eng
  • Episodes: 172
  • Last: 7 Mar 2018
If you're easily offended, this podcast is not for you. Keith and The Girl (KATG) is a fast-paced comedy show that talks about EVERYTHING. Hosts Keith Malley and Chemda (who are exes) talk openly about their lives including topics such as their relationships, marriage, religion and atheism, abortions, LGBT community, love, hate, fights, racism, feminism, weed and other drug use, and any comfortable or uncomfortable topic. Keith and Chemda create an aggressive but safe place for their guests to share intimate and never-been-told stories and promote a frank and hilarious atmosphere. KATG is known for their rabid fan-base. Their audience members have tattooed and, literally, branded themselves with KATG-related body modifications. Top names in the industry credit the Keith and The Girl show for being pioneers in the podcasting world. "You guys got me started to begin with. You were the original podcasting people." -Marc Maron The show boasts over 2,000 episodes with guests such as Gilbert Gottfried (Aladdin, Problem Child), Jim Norton (Opie and Anthony), Doug Stanhope (The Howard Stern Show, Louie), Ted Alexandro (The Nightly Show), Robert Kelly (You Know What Dude?), Myq Kaplan (Last Comic Standing finalist), Hannibal Buress (Broad City), Kevin Allison (Risk!, The State), Christian Finnegan (Chappelle’s Show, Are we There Yet?), Jesse Joyce (@midnight), Mike Lawrence (Nerd of Mouth, Conan), Eugene Mirman (Bob's Burgers), Lenny Marcus (Late Show), Matteo Lane (Guy Code), Myka Fox (Distractify), Victor Varnado (End of Days), and many others! Guests of the show have been seen on Saturday Night Live, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Conan, The Office, 30 Rock, Guy Code, and more. Keith and Chemda has appeared on the cover of The Village Voice and the Keith and The Girl show has been featured in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Playboy, Mashable, Cosmopolitan, Maxim, Bloomberg Businessweek, New York Observer, Glamour, and more! Time Out NY named Chemda "The Queen of Podcasting.” Because of their 10-year podcasting success, Keith and Chemda now offer the Ultimate Podcasting Guide, a top-selling, in-depth, step-by-step, DIY tutorial on how to start a podcast, grow your audience, and make money doing what you love. The Guide is available at UltimatePodcastingGuide.com. Download an episode of KATG. Subscribe to the podcast. Change your life. This show is guaranteed to make you laugh. L'chaim.

Episodes (172)

  • 2821: 13 Years Down
    2821: 13 Years Down
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    Published: 7 Mar 2018 Duration: 01:20:19
    with Andrea Allan and Tracey Carnazzo – 13 years of podcasting; David Eason fired from Teen Mom for homophobic and transphobic comments; giving gifts to ladies; soft and small dicks; Frances McDormand’s Oscar stolen; Trump’s fake Nobel Priz... Read more →
    with Andrea Allan and Tracey Carnazzo – 13 years of podcasting; David Eason fired from Teen Mom for homophobic and transphobic comments; giving gifts to ladies; soft and small dicks; Frances McDormand’s Oscar stolen; Trump’s fake Nobel Priz... Read more →

  • 2820: #OscarsSoAwkward
    2820: #OscarsSoAwkward
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    Published: 6 Mar 2018 Duration: 01:14:49
    with Andrea Allan – Year 13; Mother Nature’s destruction and Keith’s lack of water; shit eating vs. pencil in the ass sticking; Venmo vs. cash; insurance for rapists; 2018 Oscars and Razzies; Red Sparrow and Death Wish reviewed; gun stores ... Read more →
    with Andrea Allan – Year 13; Mother Nature’s destruction and Keith’s lack of water; shit eating vs. pencil in the ass sticking; Venmo vs. cash; insurance for rapists; 2018 Oscars and Razzies; Red Sparrow and Death Wish reviewed; gun stores ... Read more →

  • 2819: Crazy Train
    2819: Crazy Train
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    Published: 2 Mar 2018 Duration: 01:04:51
    with Lecy Goranson – Life on Roseanne; failing acting class; the paparazzi vs. social media; littering and the death penalty; dating as a celebrity
    with Lecy Goranson – Life on Roseanne; failing acting class; the paparazzi vs. social media; littering and the death penalty; dating as a celebrity

  • 2818: Hooked
    2818: Hooked
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    Published: 1 Mar 2018 Duration: 01:05:16
    with Chris Laker – Fitting in; dumping someone on a major holiday; road rage; wolverining your keys; happy ending massages and prostitution; what you do alone; police officer who tested positive for meth claims meth must have touched his le... Read more →
    with Chris Laker – Fitting in; dumping someone on a major holiday; road rage; wolverining your keys; happy ending massages and prostitution; what you do alone; police officer who tested positive for meth claims meth must have touched his le... Read more →

  • 2817: Numbnuts
    2817: Numbnuts
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    Published: 28 Feb 2018 Duration: 54:09
    with Yedoye Travis – Numbnuts.com’s $45,000 asking price; 50 Cent, Bitcoin millionaire; Las Vegas’s friendly airport drug policy; woman uses poop to hide drugs and Valentine’s Day card from cops; Heather Locklear arrested for domestic abuse... Read more →
    with Yedoye Travis – Numbnuts.com’s $45,000 asking price; 50 Cent, Bitcoin millionaire; Las Vegas’s friendly airport drug policy; woman uses poop to hide drugs and Valentine’s Day card from cops; Heather Locklear arrested for domestic abuse... Read more →

  • 2816: Arm in Arm
    2816: Arm in Arm
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    Published: 27 Feb 2018 Duration: 49:41
    with Katharine Heller and Kambri Crews – Arming yourself, protecting minorities, saving schools, and the NRA; a MAGA dating site; Game Night and Annihilation reviewed
    with Katharine Heller and Kambri Crews – Arming yourself, protecting minorities, saving schools, and the NRA; a MAGA dating site; Game Night and Annihilation reviewed

  • 2815: When Dads Cry
    2815: When Dads Cry
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    Published: 26 Feb 2018 Duration: 53:32
    with May Wilkerson – May’s blackout history; your sad dad; smartphones in schools and kids today; NJ Cardinal’s inappropriate tweet; Keith, his dating life, and his father; wedding photographer only takes pics only of bridesmaids’ privates;... Read more →
    with May Wilkerson – May’s blackout history; your sad dad; smartphones in schools and kids today; NJ Cardinal’s inappropriate tweet; Keith, his dating life, and his father; wedding photographer only takes pics only of bridesmaids’ privates;... Read more →

  • 2814: CityKids
    2814: CityKids
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    Published: 23 Feb 2018 Duration: 55:35
    With Chris Laker and Ruby Karp — Celebrate with KATG; what it’s like being a child; OkCupid, Keith’s dating life, KATG Polls, and the destruction of Science; Keith’s dad’s dating advice
    With Chris Laker and Ruby Karp — Celebrate with KATG; what it’s like being a child; OkCupid, Keith’s dating life, KATG Polls, and the destruction of Science; Keith’s dad’s dating advice

  • 2813: Benefits
    2813: Benefits
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    Published: 22 Feb 2018 Duration: 55:41
    with Emily Lubin – Being dumped on Valentine’s Day; babysitting sad children; men vs. women in our current dating environment
    with Emily Lubin – Being dumped on Valentine’s Day; babysitting sad children; men vs. women in our current dating environment

  • 2812: Central and Main
    2812: Central and Main
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    Published: 21 Feb 2018 Duration: 48:04
    with Casey James Salengo – Casey’s love life and rough history; Trump vs. Oprah; Fergie’s National Anthem performance; Marilyn Manson’s onstage meltdown; more Russian Olympians caught doping; dating etiquette; Olympian’s costume malfunction... Read more →
    with Casey James Salengo – Casey’s love life and rough history; Trump vs. Oprah; Fergie’s National Anthem performance; Marilyn Manson’s onstage meltdown; more Russian Olympians caught doping; dating etiquette; Olympian’s costume malfunction... Read more →

  • 2811: In the Pants
    2811: In the Pants
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    Published: 20 Feb 2018 Duration: 01:07:44
    with Jessie Jolles – Apple’s dangerous all-glass headquarters; Snickers Pods and Doritos for Women; Trump’s comb-over; Keith and Jessie’s love lives
    with Jessie Jolles – Apple’s dangerous all-glass headquarters; Snickers Pods and Doritos for Women; Trump’s comb-over; Keith and Jessie’s love lives

  • 2810: Black Panther
    2810: Black Panther
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    Published: 19 Feb 2018 Duration: 01:25:04
    with Rod Morrow – Florida school shooting reactions; Keith’s bad date; Black Panther reviewed with Rod from The Black Guy Who Tips; Keith’s good date
    with Rod Morrow – Florida school shooting reactions; Keith’s bad date; Black Panther reviewed with Rod from The Black Guy Who Tips; Keith’s good date

  • 2809: Sup
    2809: Sup
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    Published: 16 Feb 2018 Duration: 01:16:06
    with Kenny DeForest and Paul Hooper – Sharing your sobriety and unfair breathalyzers; the animals living in you; the Parkland, FL school shooting; Keith’s dating life; a brain scan that tells if you’re in love; KATG Polls; Stormy Daniels ma... Read more →
    with Kenny DeForest and Paul Hooper – Sharing your sobriety and unfair breathalyzers; the animals living in you; the Parkland, FL school shooting; Keith’s dating life; a brain scan that tells if you’re in love; KATG Polls; Stormy Daniels ma... Read more →

  • 2808: Everything’s Fine
    2808: Everything’s Fine
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    Published: 15 Feb 2018 Duration: 50:18
    with Tracey Carnazzo — Anxiety and weed paranoia; emetophobia; struggling with weight; an aimless Valentine’s Day; The 2018 Flu; keeping an eye on Tracey’s boyfriend; the world’s first gay Olympic figure skater; South Korea’s dog menu; Teen... Read more →
    with Tracey Carnazzo — Anxiety and weed paranoia; emetophobia; struggling with weight; an aimless Valentine’s Day; The 2018 Flu; keeping an eye on Tracey’s boyfriend; the world’s first gay Olympic figure skater; South Korea’s dog menu; Teen... Read more →

  • 2807: Unzipped
    2807: Unzipped
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    Published: 14 Feb 2018 Duration: 59:54
    with Billy Procida and Andrea Allan — Age differences and paypigs; public blowjobs; gambling addictions; Keith’s first online date; Andrea on Billy’s condescending attitude
    with Billy Procida and Andrea Allan — Age differences and paypigs; public blowjobs; gambling addictions; Keith’s first online date; Andrea on Billy’s condescending attitude

  • 2806: Shame On
    2806: Shame On
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    Published: 13 Feb 2018 Duration: 01:00:32
    with Kerryn Feehan – Kerryn vs. My Big Fat Fabulous Life’s Whitney Way Thore; Kerryn’s relapse and her 8 concussions; KATG Polls; hearing voices; Neil deGrasse Tyson’s rape allegation; man drinks 25 energy drinks in 6 hours
    with Kerryn Feehan – Kerryn vs. My Big Fat Fabulous Life’s Whitney Way Thore; Kerryn’s relapse and her 8 concussions; KATG Polls; hearing voices; Neil deGrasse Tyson’s rape allegation; man drinks 25 energy drinks in 6 hours

  • 2805: Shots Fired
    2805: Shots Fired
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    Published: 12 Feb 2018 Duration: 53:35
    How robots keep secrets; the witness to Scott Baio’s underage kid-touching; Kim Cattrall vs. Sarah Jessica Parker; Christian Louboutin vs. VanHaren; Lenny Dykstra says Charlie Sheen confessed to murder; Leonardo DiCaprio supports known crim... Read more →
    How robots keep secrets; the witness to Scott Baio’s underage kid-touching; Kim Cattrall vs. Sarah Jessica Parker; Christian Louboutin vs. VanHaren; Lenny Dykstra says Charlie Sheen confessed to murder; Leonardo DiCaprio supports known crim... Read more →

  • 2804: BOONE!
    2804: BOONE!
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    Published: 10 Feb 2018 Duration: 53:36
    with Hannah Boone – The return of Two Drunk Minimum; Hannah’s parents met in a mental institution, anguish followed; 1 in 10 people have fetal alcohol spectrum disorders; dating apps and odd encounters; NYC’s false tsunami warning; Trump’s ... Read more →
    with Hannah Boone – The return of Two Drunk Minimum; Hannah’s parents met in a mental institution, anguish followed; 1 in 10 people have fetal alcohol spectrum disorders; dating apps and odd encounters; NYC’s false tsunami warning; Trump’s ... Read more →

  • 2803: The Voice
    2803: The Voice
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    Published: 9 Feb 2018 Duration: 43:57
    with Maria Wojciechowski – Maria’s doppelgänger Laura Dern; hearing hateful voices from loved ones; bladder infections; Olympics sports physician Larry Nassar’s sentencing; Roger Ailes’ hidden cameras; The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem; court ... Read more →
    with Maria Wojciechowski – Maria’s doppelgänger Laura Dern; hearing hateful voices from loved ones; bladder infections; Olympics sports physician Larry Nassar’s sentencing; Roger Ailes’ hidden cameras; The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem; court ... Read more →

  • 2802: I’m Sooo Sorry
    2802: I’m Sooo Sorry
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    Published: 8 Feb 2018 Duration: 42:21
    with Rojo Perez – Our dumb world; 2019’s Super Bowl and Philadelphia’s post-Super Bowl riots; Gisele Bündchen’s post-Super Bowl Instagram messages; Rob Gronkowski’s house robbed during Super Bowl; how to legally urinate in public; Keith wan... Read more →
    with Rojo Perez – Our dumb world; 2019’s Super Bowl and Philadelphia’s post-Super Bowl riots; Gisele Bündchen’s post-Super Bowl Instagram messages; Rob Gronkowski’s house robbed during Super Bowl; how to legally urinate in public; Keith wan... Read more →