Candy-Coated Razor Blades

by Bob Green

Candy-Coated Razor Blades
  • Language: eng
  • Episodes: 27
  • Last: 5 Mar 2018
Bob Green (author of the Candy-Coated Razor Blades blog and TROPEFEST!: Attack of the Killer Cliches ) Alex Almeida, and Andy McFerrin like horror movies. A LOT. They like 'em so much that they want to make fun of them. ALL of them. Except maybe the ones they really like. So come join our heroes as they smack around YOUR favorites, too! Plus, they're all smart and junk so you might just learn something in the process.

Episodes (27)

  • CCRB - 27 - Donate Now at the Pooping Back and Forth Level
    CCRB - 27 - Donate Now at the Pooping Back and Forth Level
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    Published: 5 Mar 2018 Duration: 01:33:37
    Bob, Alex, and Andy host the first annual Candy Coated Razor Blades Spring Fund Drive! And they watched The Transfiguration, probably talk about that some as well.
    Bob, Alex, and Andy host the first annual Candy Coated Razor Blades Spring Fund Drive! And they watched The Transfiguration, probably talk about that some as well.

  • CCRB - 26 - Baloney's Bottom Bitch
    CCRB - 26 - Baloney's Bottom Bitch
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    Published: 26 Feb 2018 Duration: 01:30:02
    Bob, Alex, and Andy bring forth the glitter and beat that face, dahling. It's 2016's The Neon Demon, Nicolas Winding Refn's meditation on high fashion, beauty, and why you never trust anyone who just orders the fruit cup.
    Bob, Alex, and Andy bring forth the glitter and beat that face, dahling. It's 2016's The Neon Demon, Nicolas Winding Refn's meditation on high fashion, beauty, and why you never trust anyone who just orders the fruit cup.

  • CCRB - 25 - That's About 28 Too Many
    CCRB - 25 - That's About 28 Too Many
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    Published: 19 Feb 2018 Duration: 01:20:19
    Bob, Alex, and Andy gather round the smoldering remains of Rob Zombie's movie career for a look at 31. Seriously, this movie sucks. I don't even have anything funny to go here. No really, stop reading now.
    Bob, Alex, and Andy gather round the smoldering remains of Rob Zombie's movie career for a look at 31. Seriously, this movie sucks. I don't even have anything funny to go here. No really, stop reading now.

  • CCRB - 24 - Crouching Tiger, Hidden Lawyer
    CCRB - 24 - Crouching Tiger, Hidden Lawyer
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    Published: 12 Feb 2018 Duration: 01:19:22
    MEG!!! COFFEE!!! This week Bob, Alex, and Andy won't stop until they reach the top! Or at the very least the 60/40 versatile. The struggle is real. Anyway, movie. Mayhem, the recent Shudder exclusive directed by Joe Lynch (Wrong Turn 2) and... Read more →
    MEG!!! COFFEE!!! This week Bob, Alex, and Andy won't stop until they reach the top! Or at the very least the 60/40 versatile. The struggle is real. Anyway, movie. Mayhem, the recent Shudder exclusive directed by Joe Lynch (Wrong Turn 2) and... Read more →

  • CCRB - 23 - Ignore the Man Behind the Meat Curtains
    CCRB - 23 - Ignore the Man Behind the Meat Curtains
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    Published: 5 Feb 2018 Duration: 01:24:25
    Power tools, surprise twists, and lesbians a-plenty! Bob, Alex, and Andy take a trip out to the countryside to relax with Alexandre Aja's New French Extremist classic, High Tension. It's very French...
    Power tools, surprise twists, and lesbians a-plenty! Bob, Alex, and Andy take a trip out to the countryside to relax with Alexandre Aja's New French Extremist classic, High Tension. It's very French...

  • CCRB - 22 - Ambidextrous Pudding Hole
    CCRB - 22 - Ambidextrous Pudding Hole
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    Published: 29 Jan 2018 Duration: 01:03:36
    Things get gooey as Bob, Alex, and Andy are joined once again by RC Ackerman for a look at Larry Cohen's 1985 consumer-culture satire 'The Stuff'.
    Things get gooey as Bob, Alex, and Andy are joined once again by RC Ackerman for a look at Larry Cohen's 1985 consumer-culture satire 'The Stuff'.

  • CCRB - 21 - Second Star to the Right, Straight on Till Credits
    CCRB - 21 - Second Star to the Right, Straight on Till Credits
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    Published: 23 Jan 2018 Duration: 01:35:49
    Bob, Alex, and Andy get wood when guest host RC Ackerman stops by for a look at Anthony Melton and Ben Franklin's short film The Birch, then purify themselves before tackling The Witch, Robert Eggers' 2016 debut.
    Bob, Alex, and Andy get wood when guest host RC Ackerman stops by for a look at Anthony Melton and Ben Franklin's short film The Birch, then purify themselves before tackling The Witch, Robert Eggers' 2016 debut.

  • CCRB - 20 - It's Like DLC For the Bible
    CCRB - 20 - It's Like DLC For the Bible
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    Published: 15 Jan 2018 Duration: 01:35:31
    Bob, Alex, and Andy drop in unannounced for an extended visit with Darren Aronofsky's mother!, and find themselves contractually obligated to discuss the trailer for Dimension's Hellraiser: Judgement.
    Bob, Alex, and Andy drop in unannounced for an extended visit with Darren Aronofsky's mother!, and find themselves contractually obligated to discuss the trailer for Dimension's Hellraiser: Judgement.

  • CCRB - 19 - Tops and Bottoms
    CCRB - 19 - Tops and Bottoms
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    Published: 2 Jan 2018 Duration: 01:39:57
    2017 comes to an end and Bob, Alex, and Andy finish with a bang (or at least some moist smushing noises). It's our year-end tops and bottoms, and a look back at 1980's New Years Evil. Go, Pinky!
    2017 comes to an end and Bob, Alex, and Andy finish with a bang (or at least some moist smushing noises). It's our year-end tops and bottoms, and a look back at 1980's New Years Evil. Go, Pinky!

  • CCRB - 18 - Have Yourself a Pervy Little Christmas
    CCRB - 18 - Have Yourself a Pervy Little Christmas
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    Published: 25 Dec 2017 Duration: 01:10:06
    Bob, Alex, and Andy take a break from stuffing crescent rolls into their faces to discuss sexual strategy, TV/dick viewing habits, and get distracted by Podcat! Oh, and there's a movie somewhere in there too. It's Shudder exclusive Better W... Read more →
    Bob, Alex, and Andy take a break from stuffing crescent rolls into their faces to discuss sexual strategy, TV/dick viewing habits, and get distracted by Podcat! Oh, and there's a movie somewhere in there too. It's Shudder exclusive Better W... Read more →

  • CCRB - 17 - Antifreeze in the Oatmeal
    CCRB - 17 - Antifreeze in the Oatmeal
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    Published: 18 Dec 2017 Duration: 01:15:30
    Hellish holiday horrors abound! Christmas comes early when Bob, Alex, and Andy unwrap 1997's Jack Frost, and get in some awkward family time with this year's Dee Wallace vehicle Red Christmas.
    Hellish holiday horrors abound! Christmas comes early when Bob, Alex, and Andy unwrap 1997's Jack Frost, and get in some awkward family time with this year's Dee Wallace vehicle Red Christmas.

  • CCRB - 16 - A Moment of Silence for Birdwoman
    CCRB - 16 - A Moment of Silence for Birdwoman
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    Published: 11 Dec 2017 Duration: 01:23:57
    It's a double feature! Two movies about going to the movies! Bob, Alex, and Andy look at Peaches Christ's campy splatter classic 'All About Evil', then go to the lobby to get themselves a treat...specifically, 1991's meta-slasher 'Popcorn'.... Read more →
    It's a double feature! Two movies about going to the movies! Bob, Alex, and Andy look at Peaches Christ's campy splatter classic 'All About Evil', then go to the lobby to get themselves a treat...specifically, 1991's meta-slasher 'Popcorn'.... Read more →

  • CCRB - 15 - The Glass Bottom Ballsack
    CCRB - 15 - The Glass Bottom Ballsack
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    Published: 4 Dec 2017 Duration: 01:07:02
    It's all about invading your personal space this week! Bob, Alex, and Andy discuss Shudder exclusive 'Found Footage 3D' (get it? Cause, like, stuff flying at you?), and get their voyeurism kicks with 'He Took His Skin Off For Me'.
    It's all about invading your personal space this week! Bob, Alex, and Andy discuss Shudder exclusive 'Found Footage 3D' (get it? Cause, like, stuff flying at you?), and get their voyeurism kicks with 'He Took His Skin Off For Me'.

  • CCRB - 14 - Big Trouble in Little Closet
    CCRB - 14 - Big Trouble in Little Closet
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    Published: 27 Nov 2017 Duration: 01:07:15
    Bob, Alex, and Andy get hammered and sprout wood for "John the Carpenter", then settle in and get comfortable for Netflix's "Gerald's Game".
    Bob, Alex, and Andy get hammered and sprout wood for "John the Carpenter", then settle in and get comfortable for Netflix's "Gerald's Game".

  • CCRB - 13 - The Pumpkins Have Tasted Blood Now
    CCRB - 13 - The Pumpkins Have Tasted Blood Now
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    Published: 20 Nov 2017 Duration: 01:17:57
    Bob, Alex, and Andy are joined by horror author Sarah Hans for a big-picture look at Nacho Vigalondo's strangely personal giant monster movie Colossal, and pick at the trailer for Dwayne Johnson's upcoming strangely impersonal giant monster... Read more →
    Bob, Alex, and Andy are joined by horror author Sarah Hans for a big-picture look at Nacho Vigalondo's strangely personal giant monster movie Colossal, and pick at the trailer for Dwayne Johnson's upcoming strangely impersonal giant monster... Read more →

  • CCRB - 12 - Moist Underpants Comeuppance
    CCRB - 12 - Moist Underpants Comeuppance
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    Published: 13 Nov 2017 Duration: 01:15:14
    Bob, Alex, and Andy are joined once again by guest-host Brooke Testerman for a critical look at the many OSHA violations on display in the 1983 slasher classic 'Sleepaway Camp'. And we do mean camp.
    Bob, Alex, and Andy are joined once again by guest-host Brooke Testerman for a critical look at the many OSHA violations on display in the 1983 slasher classic 'Sleepaway Camp'. And we do mean camp.

  • CCRB - 11 - Cowboy Curtis Goes to Spaaaaaace
    CCRB - 11 - Cowboy Curtis Goes to Spaaaaaace
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    Published: 7 Nov 2017 Duration: 01:32:27
    Bob, Alex, Andy, and special guest host Dave Voderberg get some old time religion from Jason Tostevin's horror comedy short 'Born Again', then settle into a parking orbit around 1997's 'Event Horizon', Paul W.S. Anderson's ode to do-it-your... Read more →
    Bob, Alex, Andy, and special guest host Dave Voderberg get some old time religion from Jason Tostevin's horror comedy short 'Born Again', then settle into a parking orbit around 1997's 'Event Horizon', Paul W.S. Anderson's ode to do-it-your... Read more →

  • CCRB - 10 - Chekhov's Douchy Camaro
    CCRB - 10 - Chekhov's Douchy Camaro
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    Published: 30 Oct 2017 Duration: 01:31:12
    It's our extra big, long, thick, veiny Halloween episode! Bob, Alex, and Andy set their sights on the trailer for Helen Mirren vehicle "Winchester", then stay up past their bedtime for a peek in on Netflix and McG's "The Babysitter". ... Read more →
    It's our extra big, long, thick, veiny Halloween episode! Bob, Alex, and Andy set their sights on the trailer for Helen Mirren vehicle "Winchester", then stay up past their bedtime for a peek in on Netflix and McG's "The Babysitter". ... Read more →

  • CCRB - 09 - Long Bong Silver
    CCRB - 09 - Long Bong Silver
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    Published: 23 Oct 2017 Duration: 01:02:17
    Bob, Alex, and Andy ponder what the hell's wrong with kids these days in the first trailer for The New Mutants, then turn back the clock to 1999 to ponder what the hell was wrong with kids back then in Idle Hands.
    Bob, Alex, and Andy ponder what the hell's wrong with kids these days in the first trailer for The New Mutants, then turn back the clock to 1999 to ponder what the hell was wrong with kids back then in Idle Hands.

  • CCRB - 08 - It's a Canoe of Hair, Charlie Brown!
    CCRB - 08 - It's a Canoe of Hair, Charlie Brown!
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    Published: 16 Oct 2017 Duration: 48:49
    Bob, Alex, and Andy ponder important topics: genetics, life and death, the dangers of science run amok in our modern society...just kidding, we watched Jess Franco's 'The Erotic Rites of Frankenstein'. HEY EVERYBODY THERE'S DICK IN THIS MOV... Read more →
    Bob, Alex, and Andy ponder important topics: genetics, life and death, the dangers of science run amok in our modern society...just kidding, we watched Jess Franco's 'The Erotic Rites of Frankenstein'. HEY EVERYBODY THERE'S DICK IN THIS MOV... Read more →