Can't Even

by Can't Even

Can't Even
  • Language: eng
  • Episodes: 24
  • Last: 17 Jan 2017
John and Lauren talk about stuff. They try to even, but frequently can't.

Episodes (24)

  • Episode 24: Can't Even Beanie
    Episode 24: Can't Even Beanie
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    Published: 17 Jan 2017 Duration: 01:04:24
    This episode was recorded a little bit before that time that there was Christmas and stuff. Also, reflections on the Now Hear This! Podcast Festival, turning Lauren into a D&D nerd, and meeting new friends. Connect With The Show RSS / iT... Read more →
    This episode was recorded a little bit before that time that there was Christmas and stuff. Also, reflections on the Now Hear This! Podcast Festival, turning Lauren into a D&D nerd, and meeting new friends. Connect With The Show RSS / iT... Read more →

  • Episode 23: Can't Even Nerd
    Episode 23: Can't Even Nerd
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    Published: 29 Oct 2016 Duration: 01:22:37
    Alright, so time to nerd out. We talk about the Cursed Child reading party, made-up Shakespeare, D&D, Night Vale, books, and vinyl podcasts. Buncha nerds on this podcast. Connect With The Show RSS / iTunes / Website Follow us at: @CantE... Read more →
    Alright, so time to nerd out. We talk about the Cursed Child reading party, made-up Shakespeare, D&D, Night Vale, books, and vinyl podcasts. Buncha nerds on this podcast. Connect With The Show RSS / iTunes / Website Follow us at: @CantE... Read more →

  • Episode 22: Can't Even Podcast-aversary
    Episode 22: Can't Even Podcast-aversary
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    Published: 1 Oct 2016 Duration: 41:53
    It’s our podcast-aversary! Or, at least it was before John completely forgot to upload this episode for a month. ~Unintentional hiatus song!~ We’re still planning the Potter party, John’s show is finishing up, and there’s some stuff abou... Read more →
    It’s our podcast-aversary! Or, at least it was before John completely forgot to upload this episode for a month. ~Unintentional hiatus song!~ We’re still planning the Potter party, John’s show is finishing up, and there’s some stuff abou... Read more →

  • Episode 21: Can't Even Concert
    Episode 21: Can't Even Concert
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    Published: 15 Aug 2016 Duration: 46:22
    Weird Al and Straight No Chaser at the Hollywood Bowl, and all the fun of parking there. Podcasts are coming to town, and John’s show is up and running. Connect With The Show RSS / iTunes / Website Follow us at: @CantEvenPodcast Email us... Read more →
    Weird Al and Straight No Chaser at the Hollywood Bowl, and all the fun of parking there. Podcasts are coming to town, and John’s show is up and running. Connect With The Show RSS / iTunes / Website Follow us at: @CantEvenPodcast Email us... Read more →

  • Episode 20: Can't Even Pokemon
    Episode 20: Can't Even Pokemon
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    Published: 2 Aug 2016 Duration: 01:13:50
    Pokemon Go and a Night Vale Show. Plus books and audio books and some 4th of July hijinks (only a month after it happened.) Connect With The Show RSS / iTunes / Website Follow us at: @CantEvenPodcast Email us at CantEvenPodcast@gmail.com... Read more →
    Pokemon Go and a Night Vale Show. Plus books and audio books and some 4th of July hijinks (only a month after it happened.) Connect With The Show RSS / iTunes / Website Follow us at: @CantEvenPodcast Email us at CantEvenPodcast@gmail.com... Read more →

  • Episode 19: Can't Even VidCon
    Episode 19: Can't Even VidCon
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    Published: 13 Jul 2016 Duration: 01:55:13
    We have to begin politically, after the events in Orlando since the last time we recorded. After that, we get to talk about fun stuff like VidCon and the Tony’s and the new American Harry Potter houses. Connect With The Show RSS / iTunes... Read more →
    We have to begin politically, after the events in Orlando since the last time we recorded. After that, we get to talk about fun stuff like VidCon and the Tony’s and the new American Harry Potter houses. Connect With The Show RSS / iTunes... Read more →

  • Episode 18: Can't Even Biographies
    Episode 18: Can't Even Biographies
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    Published: 2 Jul 2016 Duration: 01:17:49
    Seeing shows, reading biographies, and listening to Harry Potter. Also, the complicated relationship with Cortex, and adulting. Connect With The Show RSS / iTunes / Website Follow us at: @CantEvenPodcast Email us at CantEvenPodcast@gmail... Read more →
    Seeing shows, reading biographies, and listening to Harry Potter. Also, the complicated relationship with Cortex, and adulting. Connect With The Show RSS / iTunes / Website Follow us at: @CantEvenPodcast Email us at CantEvenPodcast@gmail... Read more →

  • Episode 17: Can't Even Campo
    Episode 17: Can't Even Campo
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    Published: 10 Jun 2016 Duration: 01:29:18
    Lauren is coming back from the land of Hamilton, while John is still working on his math problem. There’s news about VidCon and nerd concerts and intense discussions about the appropriateness of highlighting. Connect With The Show RSS / ... Read more →
    Lauren is coming back from the land of Hamilton, while John is still working on his math problem. There’s news about VidCon and nerd concerts and intense discussions about the appropriateness of highlighting. Connect With The Show RSS / ... Read more →

  • Episode 16: Can't Even History
    Episode 16: Can't Even History
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    Published: 30 May 2016 Duration: 03:05:40
    Oh man. I hope y'all like Hamilton. We talk about it for the first hour or so. And then we talk about math. Also, mystery illnesses, Electra Woman and Dyan Girl, Thrilling Adventure Hour DVD’s, concerts, books, apps, and leasing commerc... Read more →
    Oh man. I hope y'all like Hamilton. We talk about it for the first hour or so. And then we talk about math. Also, mystery illnesses, Electra Woman and Dyan Girl, Thrilling Adventure Hour DVD’s, concerts, books, apps, and leasing commerc... Read more →

  • Episode 15: Can't Even Hamilton
    Episode 15: Can't Even Hamilton
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    Published: 4 May 2016 Duration: 01:19:33
    Hamilton. Lauren’s into it. Also, stories of our trip to see the Thrilling Adventure Hour’s Sparks Nevada I’m…From Earth Day Special show. We met people and they were SO NICE. Connect With The Show RSS / iTunes / Website Follow us at: ... Read more →
    Hamilton. Lauren’s into it. Also, stories of our trip to see the Thrilling Adventure Hour’s Sparks Nevada I’m…From Earth Day Special show. We met people and they were SO NICE. Connect With The Show RSS / iTunes / Website Follow us at: ... Read more →

  • Episode 14: Can't Even Badger
    Episode 14: Can't Even Badger
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    Published: 18 Apr 2016 Duration: 01:38:28
    Lauren got to play a talking badger, and John had a big day on Twitter. It was two tweets. We also talk about YouTubers and cartoon shows and how to host your own BYOB reading party. Also, listen to Lauren’s guest spot over on The Back S... Read more →
    Lauren got to play a talking badger, and John had a big day on Twitter. It was two tweets. We also talk about YouTubers and cartoon shows and how to host your own BYOB reading party. Also, listen to Lauren’s guest spot over on The Back S... Read more →

  • Episode 13: Can't Even Pickle
    Episode 13: Can't Even Pickle
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    Published: 4 Apr 2016 Duration: 50:20
    First of all, if you know what clipping is, expect some of that. If you don’t, consider this a definition. We’ll move the microphone further back next week. John’s expanding his food horizons, and Lauren got an Easter basket. Oddly, Joh... Read more →
    First of all, if you know what clipping is, expect some of that. If you don’t, consider this a definition. We’ll move the microphone further back next week. John’s expanding his food horizons, and Lauren got an Easter basket. Oddly, Joh... Read more →

  • Episode 12: Can't Even 112
    Episode 12: Can't Even 112
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    Published: 21 Mar 2016 Duration: n/a
     John got technology. And it’s all Apple, Brandon. We also talk about books and podcasts because, come on, what else are we going to talk about? But there may be more Thrilling Adventures in the future, so that’s cool. Sponsored By Aud... Read more →
     John got technology. And it’s all Apple, Brandon. We also talk about books and podcasts because, come on, what else are we going to talk about? But there may be more Thrilling Adventures in the future, so that’s cool. Sponsored By Aud... Read more →

  • Episode 11: Can't Even Books
    Episode 11: Can't Even Books
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    Published: 7 Mar 2016 Duration: 01:47:05
    Lauren bought books. A lot of books. And her cousin wrote a book, too. Talk about Friends, Frasier, and TV from this Decade - Agents of SHIELD, Doctor Who, that sort of thing. More Harry Potter, and podcasts! You should know the drill ... Read more →
    Lauren bought books. A lot of books. And her cousin wrote a book, too. Talk about Friends, Frasier, and TV from this Decade - Agents of SHIELD, Doctor Who, that sort of thing. More Harry Potter, and podcasts! You should know the drill ... Read more →

  • Episode 10: Can't Even Cat
    Episode 10: Can't Even Cat
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    Published: 22 Feb 2016 Duration: 01:39:40
    It’s our tenth episode. So that’s cool. We talk about weird California weather, John’s birthday fun, Panic! At The Disco, Kanye vs Taylor Swift, a WHOLE lot of Harry Potter talk (including comparing wands), otters, cats, Deadpool, and Jap... Read more →
    It’s our tenth episode. So that’s cool. We talk about weird California weather, John’s birthday fun, Panic! At The Disco, Kanye vs Taylor Swift, a WHOLE lot of Harry Potter talk (including comparing wands), otters, cats, Deadpool, and Jap... Read more →

  • Episode 9: Can't Even Sea World
    Episode 9: Can't Even Sea World
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    Published: 17 Feb 2016 Duration: 02:13:01
    So, yes, we went to Sea World. Also, in a shocking turn of events, Lauren got a new book, it’s Girl Scout cookie season, and John’s planning HIS birthday now. Sponsored By Audible.com - Download a free audiobook with a free 30-day trial ... Read more →
    So, yes, we went to Sea World. Also, in a shocking turn of events, Lauren got a new book, it’s Girl Scout cookie season, and John’s planning HIS birthday now. Sponsored By Audible.com - Download a free audiobook with a free 30-day trial ... Read more →

  • Episode 8: Can't Even Phinabella
    Episode 8: Can't Even Phinabella
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    Published: 27 Jan 2016 Duration: 01:16:43
    It’s Lauren’s birth radius! January is her month! Plus, a look back on Christmas, New Year, and 2015, with a look ahead at whatever this next year is. Oh, and a deep discussion of Phineas and Ferb, especially when they grow older. Also,... Read more →
    It’s Lauren’s birth radius! January is her month! Plus, a look back on Christmas, New Year, and 2015, with a look ahead at whatever this next year is. Oh, and a deep discussion of Phineas and Ferb, especially when they grow older. Also,... Read more →

  • Episode 7: Can't Even Earballs
    Episode 7: Can't Even Earballs
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    Published: 3 Jan 2016 Duration: 54:55
    Getting ready for Christmas, mostly, and a heckuva lot of talk about Audible. Also classic literature, Shakespeare, and Universal Studios Hollywood. Sponsored By Audible.com - Download a free audiobook with a free 30-day trial membershi... Read more →
    Getting ready for Christmas, mostly, and a heckuva lot of talk about Audible. Also classic literature, Shakespeare, and Universal Studios Hollywood. Sponsored By Audible.com - Download a free audiobook with a free 30-day trial membershi... Read more →

  • Episode 6: Can't Even Afghan
    Episode 6: Can't Even Afghan
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    Published: 19 Dec 2015 Duration: 01:19:47
    How a family Thanksgiving happens. Why boxes of afghans are even a thing. Real talk about Audible and how amazing the Night Vale book is (yes, again, but because reasons). Sponsored By Audible.com - Download a free audiobook with a fre... Read more →
    How a family Thanksgiving happens. Why boxes of afghans are even a thing. Real talk about Audible and how amazing the Night Vale book is (yes, again, but because reasons). Sponsored By Audible.com - Download a free audiobook with a fre... Read more →

  • Episode 5: Can't Even Latte
    Episode 5: Can't Even Latte
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    Published: 6 Dec 2015 Duration: 01:16:27
    John discovers what happens when you give a Lauren a Latte. Also, what happens when two people enjoy bookstores differently, the joys of jacket weather, more discussions of books, and the Word Of The Year! Sponsored By Audible.com - Dow... Read more →
    John discovers what happens when you give a Lauren a Latte. Also, what happens when two people enjoy bookstores differently, the joys of jacket weather, more discussions of books, and the Word Of The Year! Sponsored By Audible.com - Dow... Read more →