Episodes (29)

• Campfire Tales Episode 29 - Terminator Time Crisis

  

  Campfire Tales Episode 29 - Terminator Time Crisis

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  Published: 9 Mar 2017 Duration: 01:52:34

  This week, we talk the Terminator movies, why time travel doesn't matter, and a lady's perspective on Sarah Conner's nipples. This one goes places, oh boy does it go places.
  This week, we talk the Terminator movies, why time travel doesn't matter, and a lady's perspective on Sarah Conner's nipples. This one goes places, oh boy does it go places.

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• Campfire Tales Episode 28 - Gayboy Berserkers

  

  Campfire Tales Episode 28 - Gayboy Berserkers

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  Published: 23 Feb 2017 Duration: 01:36:19

  This week, we discuss the Mad Max franchise of films, the most homoerotic apocalypse movies ever made. 
  This week, we discuss the Mad Max franchise of films, the most homoerotic apocalypse movies ever made. 

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• Campfire Tales Episode 27 - 2017 Year in Review

  

  Campfire Tales Episode 27 - 2017 Year in Review

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  Published: 28 Jan 2017 Duration: 02:21:01

  Well, this is embarrassing.
  Well, this is embarrassing.

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• Campfire Tales Episode 26 | Kissing the Ninja Turtles

  

  Campfire Tales Episode 26 | Kissing the Ninja Turtles

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  Published: 2 Dec 2016 Duration: 02:14:01

  This one goes out to the 90's kids, who are mostly furries that are attracted solely to 2d cartoon drawings. This week, we discuss the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies! They range in quality from good to bad to worse, but they're all equ... Read more →
  This one goes out to the 90's kids, who are mostly furries that are attracted solely to 2d cartoon drawings. This week, we discuss the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies! They range in quality from good to bad to worse, but they're all equ... Read more →

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• Campfire Tales Episode 25 - Twilight

  

  Campfire Tales Episode 25 - Twilight

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  Published: 17 Nov 2016 Duration: 01:24:50

  We watched the Twilight movies, but mostly we just argue about fan fiction and can't get the intro to our own show right.
  We watched the Twilight movies, but mostly we just argue about fan fiction and can't get the intro to our own show right.

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• Campfire Tales Episode 24 - Underworld

  

  Campfire Tales Episode 24 - Underworld

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  Published: 1 Nov 2016 Duration: 01:12:56

  For our super spooky Halloween special, we talk about the missing Resident Evil Movies! You know, the ones written by Kevin Grevioux, that huge guy that wrote I, Frankenstein, and directed by acclaimed music video director Len Wiseman.
  For our super spooky Halloween special, we talk about the missing Resident Evil Movies! You know, the ones written by Kevin Grevioux, that huge guy that wrote I, Frankenstein, and directed by acclaimed music video director Len Wiseman.

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• Campfire Tales Episode 23 - Evil Dead 2 Is The Best Movie Ever Made

  

  Campfire Tales Episode 23 - Evil Dead 2 Is The Best Movie Ever Made

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  Published: 27 Oct 2016 Duration: 01:30:18

  Woops, we threw that "EPISODE EVERY WEEK" promise right down the drain, now didn't we? Expect a lengthy promise somewhere down the line. Anyways, today we discuss the Evil Dead movies! Otherwise known as: The Reasons Why You Know Who Sam Ra... Read more →
  Woops, we threw that "EPISODE EVERY WEEK" promise right down the drain, now didn't we? Expect a lengthy promise somewhere down the line. Anyways, today we discuss the Evil Dead movies! Otherwise known as: The Reasons Why You Know Who Sam Ra... Read more →

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• Campfire Tales Episode 22 - The Living Dead

  

  Campfire Tales Episode 22 - The Living Dead

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  Published: 13 Oct 2016 Duration: 01:44:33

  Oh god, it's October! Every week this months, we're putting out an episode featuring some of our favorite (or just randomly selected) horror franchises. This week, we're discussing the George Romero directed Living Dead franchise. 
  Oh god, it's October! Every week this months, we're putting out an episode featuring some of our favorite (or just randomly selected) horror franchises. This week, we're discussing the George Romero directed Living Dead franchise. 

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• Campfire Tales Episode 21 - Star Trek Part 3: Captain Kirk Fell Off A Bridge And Died

  

  Campfire Tales Episode 21 - Star Trek Part 3: Captain Kirk Fell Off A Bridge And Died

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  Published: 1 Sep 2016 Duration: 52:36

  Here's the third part of our continuing mission, with all of the Next Generation movies discussed. Also we cry over the death of Kirk. Who is dead.
  Here's the third part of our continuing mission, with all of the Next Generation movies discussed. Also we cry over the death of Kirk. Who is dead.

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• Campfir Tales Episode 20 - Star Trek Part 2: Gay Camping Trips With Space Soviets

  

  Campfir Tales Episode 20 - Star Trek Part 2: Gay Camping Trips With Space Soviets

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  Published: 11 Aug 2016 Duration: 01:02:38

  Here's our second part of our discussion on the classic Star Trek movies, including The Voyage Home, The Fina; Frontier, and The Undiscovered Country. There's no muss, fuss, or other distracting folksy alliteration.
  Here's our second part of our discussion on the classic Star Trek movies, including The Voyage Home, The Fina; Frontier, and The Undiscovered Country. There's no muss, fuss, or other distracting folksy alliteration.

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• Campfire Tales Episode 19 - Star Trek: Klingon Boy Scouts

  

  Campfire Tales Episode 19 - Star Trek: Klingon Boy Scouts

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  Published: 28 Jul 2016 Duration: 01:12:20

  Yes, we're finally here! It took a while, but we've finally gotten to our four part Star Trek discussion! Four parts because there are so many of these movies and it took us gosh damn weeks to get through all of them. This week, we talk abo... Read more →
  Yes, we're finally here! It took a while, but we've finally gotten to our four part Star Trek discussion! Four parts because there are so many of these movies and it took us gosh damn weeks to get through all of them. This week, we talk abo... Read more →

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• Campfire Tales Episode 18 - Podmo Presents

  

  Campfire Tales Episode 18 - Podmo Presents

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  Published: 14 Jul 2016 Duration: 26:29

  SO basically, we've been so busy we forgot to add a podcast. Woops.
  SO basically, we've been so busy we forgot to add a podcast. Woops.

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• Campfire Tales Episode 17 - X-Men Age of Nitpicks

  

  Campfire Tales Episode 17 - X-Men Age of Nitpicks

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  Published: 16 Jun 2016 Duration: 01:31:33

  Picking up where we left off, we discuss the new wave of X-Men movies, as well as the fifth movie in the Wolverine franchise, the Wolverine.
  Picking up where we left off, we discuss the new wave of X-Men movies, as well as the fifth movie in the Wolverine franchise, the Wolverine.

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• Campfire Tales Episode 16 - X-Men: Low Expectations

  

  Campfire Tales Episode 16 - X-Men: Low Expectations

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  Published: 2 Jun 2016 Duration: 01:06:51

  Okay, I know we were gonna talk about Star Trek, but X-Men: Apocalypse just came out and we gotta jump on that sweet, sweet SEO. This week, James and Kurt talk about those X-Men movies, as directed by the guy who directed The Usual Suspects... Read more →
  Okay, I know we were gonna talk about Star Trek, but X-Men: Apocalypse just came out and we gotta jump on that sweet, sweet SEO. This week, James and Kurt talk about those X-Men movies, as directed by the guy who directed The Usual Suspects... Read more →

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• Campfire Tales Episode 15 - Planet of them Apes Part 2: Paul Giamati is a Sad Orangutan

  

  Campfire Tales Episode 15 - Planet of them Apes Part 2: Paul Giamati is a Sad Orangutan

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  Published: 26 May 2016 Duration: 01:11:19

  Oh god. We talk about Tim Burton's classic rendition of hot monkey on man action and also those hot Andy Serkis flicks that came later. But mostly we complain about how hot it is and how tired we are. Also I think we say a racist joke unwit... Read more →
  Oh god. We talk about Tim Burton's classic rendition of hot monkey on man action and also those hot Andy Serkis flicks that came later. But mostly we complain about how hot it is and how tired we are. Also I think we say a racist joke unwit... Read more →

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• Campfire Tales Episode 14 - Planet of Beneath the Escape from the Conquest of the Battle for the Planet of the Apes

  

  Campfire Tales Episode 14 - Planet of Beneath the Escape from the Conquest of the Battle for the Planet of the Apes

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  Published: 12 May 2016 Duration: 01:27:10

  Hello, our precious listeners! We had to step out for some smokes, but we're back after a short break to talk about the Planet of the Apes movie franchise! Starring Roddy McDowall and Kim Hunter most of the time! And hey, Charlton Heston wa... Read more →
  Hello, our precious listeners! We had to step out for some smokes, but we're back after a short break to talk about the Planet of the Apes movie franchise! Starring Roddy McDowall and Kim Hunter most of the time! And hey, Charlton Heston wa... Read more →

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• Campfire Tales Episode 13 - Batman v Superman Dawn of What Now Superlate Spoilercast

  

  Campfire Tales Episode 13 - Batman v Superman Dawn of What Now Superlate Spoilercast

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  Published: 8 Apr 2016 Duration: 01:30:01

  WOOPS! This episode was meant to go up last week, but in our drunken post-Furry-con haze we forgot! By which "we" mean James forgot, as Kurt forgets nothing. Like how James forgot to upload our episode last week.   A thousand thousand 'po... Read more →
  WOOPS! This episode was meant to go up last week, but in our drunken post-Furry-con haze we forgot! By which "we" mean James forgot, as Kurt forgets nothing. Like how James forgot to upload our episode last week.   A thousand thousand 'po... Read more →

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• Campfire Tales Episode 12 - Jaws: Enemy Mine

  

  Campfire Tales Episode 12 - Jaws: Enemy Mine

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  Published: 17 Mar 2016 Duration: 01:39:33

  In this touching episode of Campfire Tales, the boys discuss one of the best films ever made and its less achieving children. We also talk some Walking Dead and Deadpool (Spoilers), and James keeps breathing into the mic and he's really so... Read more →
  In this touching episode of Campfire Tales, the boys discuss one of the best films ever made and its less achieving children. We also talk some Walking Dead and Deadpool (Spoilers), and James keeps breathing into the mic and he's really so... Read more →

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• Campfire Tales Episode 11 - Resident Evil: A Big Burpy Belchy Mess

  

  Campfire Tales Episode 11 - Resident Evil: A Big Burpy Belchy Mess

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  Published: 4 Mar 2016 Duration: 01:34:04

  This week, we discuss the Resident Evil movie franchise as directed by Paul W.S. Anderson, which, just, sweet Jesus Christ.... Meanwhile, James is rapidly decomposing and Kurt gags on his own vomit repeatedly.
  This week, we discuss the Resident Evil movie franchise as directed by Paul W.S. Anderson, which, just, sweet Jesus Christ.... Meanwhile, James is rapidly decomposing and Kurt gags on his own vomit repeatedly.

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• Pirates of the Caribbean: Keith Richards is a Pirate Wizard

  

  Pirates of the Caribbean: Keith Richards is a Pirate Wizard

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  Published: 18 Feb 2016 Duration: 01:33:15

  This episode, we talk Disney's Pirate themed franchise, based on their pirate themed theme park ride! Everyone is sexy and backstabs each other, and then some weird magic stuff happens. We also do the thing we're not supposed to do and summ... Read more →
  This episode, we talk Disney's Pirate themed franchise, based on their pirate themed theme park ride! Everyone is sexy and backstabs each other, and then some weird magic stuff happens. We also do the thing we're not supposed to do and summ... Read more →

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