Bride of Public Access (video)

by The Schuyler Brothers

Bride of Public Access (video)
  • Language: eng
  • Episodes: 14
  • Last: 3 Feb 2008
Each show worse than the last.

Episodes (14)

  • Black Coffee
    Black Coffee
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    Published: 3 Feb 2008 Duration: 00:56
    Some trees, a distant saxophone, some chirping critters and a couple dozen Marines.
    Some trees, a distant saxophone, some chirping critters and a couple dozen Marines.

  • Finger Puppets
    Finger Puppets
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    Published: 27 Aug 2007 Duration: 02:01
    Stewart learns a valuable lesson about finger puppets in Las Vegas karaoke bars.
    Stewart learns a valuable lesson about finger puppets in Las Vegas karaoke bars.

  • Blink
    Blink
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    Published: 2 Jun 2007 Duration: 02:00
    McLuhan said we're hard-wired, since the prehistoric campfire. I wonder if he ever met Tesla.
    McLuhan said we're hard-wired, since the prehistoric campfire. I wonder if he ever met Tesla.

  • CPE 1704 TKS
    CPE 1704 TKS
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    Published: 19 May 2007 Duration: 01:38
    Hell, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good...
    Hell, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good...

  • Oceancast
    Oceancast
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    Published: 10 Mar 2007 Duration: 00:43
    Some stuff from the pacific coast.
    Some stuff from the pacific coast.

  • Apocalypse Now RE-Re-Redux
    Apocalypse Now RE-Re-Redux
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    Published: 28 Oct 2006 Duration: 00:53
    What do you call it when the assassins send an assassin to assassinate the assassinator sender? (Or his pumpkin.)
    What do you call it when the assassins send an assassin to assassinate the assassinator sender? (Or his pumpkin.)

  • Walk->
    Walk->
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    Published: 26 Sep 2006 Duration: 00:34
    Things that move e.g. rolling stones that gather no moss ... unless they are turtles.
    Things that move e.g. rolling stones that gather no moss ... unless they are turtles.

  • Jelly in Repose
    Jelly in Repose
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    Published: 26 Jul 2006 Duration: 04:06
    This is what happens when you put all sorts of footage from the Monterey Bay Aquarium to music. Otters are cute; hooray for otters.
    This is what happens when you put all sorts of footage from the Monterey Bay Aquarium to music. Otters are cute; hooray for otters.

  • Four Twenty
    Four Twenty
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    Published: 29 Jun 2006 Duration: 01:47
    At 4:20 pm on April (4) Twentieth (:20), the students of UC Santa Cruz meet on the Porter Meadow to celebrate something.
    At 4:20 pm on April (4) Twentieth (:20), the students of UC Santa Cruz meet on the Porter Meadow to celebrate something.

  • Lunch Time
    Lunch Time
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    Published: 23 May 2006 Duration: 00:47
    The little dessert [sic] tortoise Hannibal steps out for a quick bite. Can I please see the wine list?
    The little dessert [sic] tortoise Hannibal steps out for a quick bite. Can I please see the wine list?

  • Sex and Violence
    Sex and Violence
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    Published: 18 Mar 2006 Duration: 02:07
    I can't wait until shore leave, Mister Hat! See what happens each year at Ano Nuevo State Park when the elephant seals behave like big, brute men.
    I can't wait until shore leave, Mister Hat! See what happens each year at Ano Nuevo State Park when the elephant seals behave like big, brute men.

  • An Evil Petting Zoo?
    An Evil Petting Zoo?
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    Published: 21 Jan 2006 Duration: 00:52
    Don't drink the water. The star of this episode is the amazing array of wildlife you can find in a drop of seawater. Pleased to meet you!
    Don't drink the water. The star of this episode is the amazing array of wildlife you can find in a drop of seawater. Pleased to meet you!

  • Apocalypse Now Re-Redux
    Apocalypse Now Re-Redux
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    Published: 3 Dec 2005 Duration: 00:09
    We recreate the opening nine seconds of apocalypse now using only our voices, a french cafe, one very small dog and a stick of bubblegum.
    We recreate the opening nine seconds of apocalypse now using only our voices, a french cafe, one very small dog and a stick of bubblegum.

  • Dogs & Cats
    Dogs & Cats
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    Published: 20 Nov 2005 Duration: 01:31
    Things that make you sneeze.
    Things that make you sneeze.