Breakfast with the Beak

by Johnny Goodtimes and Doktor Heisenberg

Breakfast with the Beak
  • Language: eng
  • Episodes: 158
  • Last: 30 Mar 2014
Join your intrepid hosts every Sunday morning as they discuss whatever you want them to. Suggest a topic - any topic - and they'll do a show about it.

Episodes (158)

  • Episode 158: The Origin of the World
    Episode 158: The Origin of the World
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    Published: 30 Mar 2014 Duration: n/a
    It’s the end of our show, and the beginning of everything! We’re telling the story of the the star stuff that makes up all of us, the generations of stars where those atoms were forged, and the pile of hot rocks that we ended up calling hom... Read more →
    It’s the end of our show, and the beginning of everything! We’re telling the story of the the star stuff that makes up all of us, the generations of stars where those atoms were forged, and the pile of hot rocks that we ended up calling hom... Read more →

  • Episode 157: Topic Rodeo!
    Episode 157: Topic Rodeo!
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    Published: 23 Mar 2014 Duration: n/a
    It’s our penultimate episode, so we’re cleaning house! That means going through every topic left on the list and giving each of them the 8 to 12 seconds of attention they deserve. And why stop there? We’re also revealing the contents of our... Read more →
    It’s our penultimate episode, so we’re cleaning house! That means going through every topic left on the list and giving each of them the 8 to 12 seconds of attention they deserve. And why stop there? We’re also revealing the contents of our... Read more →

  • Episode 156: Strong Bad Email
    Episode 156: Strong Bad Email
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    Published: 16 Mar 2014 Duration: n/a
    Hey, remember Strong Bad? If you do, have we got the show for you! If you don’t, you’re going to learn a lot today. We’re taking a voyage through internet history to a time when Homestar Runner ruled the world! When word of mouth mattered m... Read more →
    Hey, remember Strong Bad? If you do, have we got the show for you! If you don’t, you’re going to learn a lot today. We’re taking a voyage through internet history to a time when Homestar Runner ruled the world! When word of mouth mattered m... Read more →

  • Episode 155: Wesley Willis
    Episode 155: Wesley Willis
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    Published: 9 Mar 2014 Duration: n/a
    Well, it doesn’t get much further from Taylor Swift than this. We’re taking a harmony joy ride with a rock ‘n’ roll prophet, searching for meaning in the music of Wesley Willis. Willis taught us all how to battle demons through obscene best... Read more →
    Well, it doesn’t get much further from Taylor Swift than this. We’re taking a harmony joy ride with a rock ‘n’ roll prophet, searching for meaning in the music of Wesley Willis. Willis taught us all how to battle demons through obscene best... Read more →

  • Episode 154: Taylor Swift
    Episode 154: Taylor Swift
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    Published: 2 Mar 2014 Duration: n/a
    We’re venturing outside our demographic, and Taylor Swift is our guide! Can we learn anything from America’s pop-country sweetheart? Or will we just make a bizarre web of connections between her, Michael Bay, J.K. Rowling, Stephen King, and... Read more →
    We’re venturing outside our demographic, and Taylor Swift is our guide! Can we learn anything from America’s pop-country sweetheart? Or will we just make a bizarre web of connections between her, Michael Bay, J.K. Rowling, Stephen King, and... Read more →

  • Episode 153: Ebola
    Episode 153: Ebola
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    Published: 23 Feb 2014 Duration: n/a
    This week, we’re trying to wring humor out of a really scary disease that we don’t know all that much about. And that should be fun, right? We trace the history of the Ebola virus from its humble origins to its brush with fame in the 1990s ... Read more →
    This week, we’re trying to wring humor out of a really scary disease that we don’t know all that much about. And that should be fun, right? We trace the history of the Ebola virus from its humble origins to its brush with fame in the 1990s ... Read more →

  • Episode 152: The Keebler Elves
    Episode 152: The Keebler Elves
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    Published: 16 Feb 2014 Duration: n/a
    In a hollow tree somewhere, elves are baking cookies with magic. At least that’s what Keebler’s commercials would have us believe. It’s a journey into the world of advertising, the darkest corners of fandom, and the office where they decide... Read more →
    In a hollow tree somewhere, elves are baking cookies with magic. At least that’s what Keebler’s commercials would have us believe. It’s a journey into the world of advertising, the darkest corners of fandom, and the office where they decide... Read more →

  • Episode 151: Dollywood
    Episode 151: Dollywood
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    Published: 9 Feb 2014 Duration: n/a
    We’re headed down south (in spirit) to pay a visit to Dollywood, the Dolly Parton-est place on Earth! Will we avoid the obvious jokes? Actually yes, because there’s a whole lot more to talk about. It turns out Dollywood is a magical place f... Read more →
    We’re headed down south (in spirit) to pay a visit to Dollywood, the Dolly Parton-est place on Earth! Will we avoid the obvious jokes? Actually yes, because there’s a whole lot more to talk about. It turns out Dollywood is a magical place f... Read more →

  • Episode 150: Purple People Eater
    Episode 150: Purple People Eater
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    Published: 2 Feb 2014 Duration: n/a
    We all know Purple People Eater, the novelty song. But how about Purple People Eater… the movie? Oh, it happened, and we’re spending our 150th episode trying to figure out why. Whether you’re a fan of early rock ‘n’ roll, wacky car wash hij... Read more →
    We all know Purple People Eater, the novelty song. But how about Purple People Eater… the movie? Oh, it happened, and we’re spending our 150th episode trying to figure out why. Whether you’re a fan of early rock ‘n’ roll, wacky car wash hij... Read more →

  • Episode 149: The Manitou
    Episode 149: The Manitou
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    Published: 26 Jan 2014 Duration: n/a
    The Manitou! We can’t even call it a famously bad film, because it never quite got famous, but we’re watching it and discussing it. Thrill to the tale of a fortune-telling Tony Curtis, a shaman in a sad wig, and their slow, confusing battle... Read more →
    The Manitou! We can’t even call it a famously bad film, because it never quite got famous, but we’re watching it and discussing it. Thrill to the tale of a fortune-telling Tony Curtis, a shaman in a sad wig, and their slow, confusing battle... Read more →

  • Episode 148: John Dies at the End
    Episode 148: John Dies at the End
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    Published: 19 Jan 2014 Duration: n/a
    It’s one of the great internet success stories: a novel posted on the web, which became a real book, which became a movie. And now John Dies at the End has somehow become this podcast. We’re not just reviewing the movie; we’re looking into ... Read more →
    It’s one of the great internet success stories: a novel posted on the web, which became a real book, which became a movie. And now John Dies at the End has somehow become this podcast. We’re not just reviewing the movie; we’re looking into ... Read more →

  • Episode 147: Vampires and Werewolves
    Episode 147: Vampires and Werewolves
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    Published: 12 Jan 2014 Duration: n/a
    These days, you can’t tell a story about one kind of monster without every other kind of monster trying to steal the spotlight. But which creature deserves to have its story told? We’re looking at a couple of the most popular, in hopes of f... Read more →
    These days, you can’t tell a story about one kind of monster without every other kind of monster trying to steal the spotlight. But which creature deserves to have its story told? We’re looking at a couple of the most popular, in hopes of f... Read more →

  • Episode 146: Bedbugs
    Episode 146: Bedbugs
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    Published: 5 Jan 2014 Duration: n/a
    We’re getting downright educational this week! Bedbugs have made their homes in our fair city, and we have the inside scoop from a real-life ex-exterminator. Where did these tiny bloodsuckers come from? How can you protect yourself? Who can... Read more →
    We’re getting downright educational this week! Bedbugs have made their homes in our fair city, and we have the inside scoop from a real-life ex-exterminator. Where did these tiny bloodsuckers come from? How can you protect yourself? Who can... Read more →

  • Episode 145: Akira Kurosawa
    Episode 145: Akira Kurosawa
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    Published: 29 Dec 2013 Duration: n/a
    We’ve been tasked with reviewing the career of one of the most influential filmmakers of all time, and we don’t know his work. The solution? How about an all-day Kurosawa movie marathon so we can talk half-knowledgeably about a handful of h... Read more →
    We’ve been tasked with reviewing the career of one of the most influential filmmakers of all time, and we don’t know his work. The solution? How about an all-day Kurosawa movie marathon so we can talk half-knowledgeably about a handful of h... Read more →

  • Episode 144: Burger Club
    Episode 144: Burger Club
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    Published: 22 Dec 2013 Duration: n/a
    It’s time for our annual holiday special, and you know what that means: we’re completely half-assing it. As in, barely even bothering to make sense. Instead, we’re more concerned with weaseling out of the latest topic, debating the premise ... Read more →
    It’s time for our annual holiday special, and you know what that means: we’re completely half-assing it. As in, barely even bothering to make sense. Instead, we’re more concerned with weaseling out of the latest topic, debating the premise ... Read more →

  • Episode 143: David Bowie
    Episode 143: David Bowie
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    Published: 15 Dec 2013 Duration: n/a
    Is it possible for two people on the internet to discuss the career of David Bowie without getting distracted by Labyrinth? It turns out, no, that is not possible. But we get to a lot of other good stuff before that! For example, tales of t... Read more →
    Is it possible for two people on the internet to discuss the career of David Bowie without getting distracted by Labyrinth? It turns out, no, that is not possible. But we get to a lot of other good stuff before that! For example, tales of t... Read more →

  • Episode 142: Reincarnation
    Episode 142: Reincarnation
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    Published: 8 Dec 2013 Duration: n/a
    Reincarnation is definitely one of the nicer afterlife options, so obviously we’re trying to think of funny stuff to say about it. And that means mocking psychics, recapping forgotten supernatural romantic comedies, and debating whether or ... Read more →
    Reincarnation is definitely one of the nicer afterlife options, so obviously we’re trying to think of funny stuff to say about it. And that means mocking psychics, recapping forgotten supernatural romantic comedies, and debating whether or ... Read more →

  • Episode 141: The Price is Right
    Episode 141: The Price is Right
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    Published: 1 Dec 2013 Duration: n/a
    This week, we’re breaking format all over the place, inviting a guest into the Breakfast Kitchen to discuss her own topic. And we’re asking the hard questions. Can Plinko ever be made truly handicap accessible? Is Pat Sajak a Highlander? Do... Read more →
    This week, we’re breaking format all over the place, inviting a guest into the Breakfast Kitchen to discuss her own topic. And we’re asking the hard questions. Can Plinko ever be made truly handicap accessible? Is Pat Sajak a Highlander? Do... Read more →

  • Episode 140: Real News vs. The Onion
    Episode 140: Real News vs. The Onion
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    Published: 24 Nov 2013 Duration: n/a
    Comparing a real news story to a piece of satire is basically a cliche at this point, but that doesn’t mean the resemblance isn’t there. Real people still get fooled by fake stories, and real stupidity is more carefully documented than it’s... Read more →
    Comparing a real news story to a piece of satire is basically a cliche at this point, but that doesn’t mean the resemblance isn’t there. Real people still get fooled by fake stories, and real stupidity is more carefully documented than it’s... Read more →

  • Episode 139: Donald Trump’s Wig
    Episode 139: Donald Trump’s Wig
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    Published: 17 Nov 2013 Duration: n/a
    You dared us to talk about it, and we took the bait! That’s right: a whole show about the mysterious, seemingly impossible structure on Donald Trump’s head. How does it work? What does it look like when it hasn’t been styled? Is it a wig, a... Read more →
    You dared us to talk about it, and we took the bait! That’s right: a whole show about the mysterious, seemingly impossible structure on Donald Trump’s head. How does it work? What does it look like when it hasn’t been styled? Is it a wig, a... Read more →