Blather, rinse, repeat

by Chris Martin

Blather, rinse, repeat
  • Language: eng
  • Episodes: 18
  • Last: 12 Aug 2011
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Episodes (18)

  • Hipster's Paradise
    Hipster's Paradise
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    Published: 12 Aug 2011 Duration: n/a
    “As I walk through the valley of the shadow of the Fan, I take a look at my life and realize I need a tan.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin does a komedy karoastie of Joe Hafkey August 1, 2011 at Cafe Diem Comedy Night in Richmond, VA. The ... Read more →
    “As I walk through the valley of the shadow of the Fan, I take a look at my life and realize I need a tan.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin does a komedy karoastie of Joe Hafkey August 1, 2011 at Cafe Diem Comedy Night in Richmond, VA. The ... Read more →

  • Acting like a slut
    Acting like a slut
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    Published: 19 Jul 2011 Duration: n/a
    “How old am I? I’m so old I thought Spotify was something that happened to your liver. I’m so old I can remember when Suicide Girls were a web site.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin dispenses the wisdom of the aged July 18, 2011 at Cafe Die... Read more →
    “How old am I? I’m so old I thought Spotify was something that happened to your liver. I’m so old I can remember when Suicide Girls were a web site.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin dispenses the wisdom of the aged July 18, 2011 at Cafe Die... Read more →

  • Free roll of duct tape
    Free roll of duct tape
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    Published: 7 Jul 2011 Duration: n/a
    “I’m always nervous when I do stand-up – more nervous than Russell Crowe at a circumcision.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin has some skin in the game July 6, 2011 at Cafe Diem Comedy Night in Richmond, VA. Andrew Pauley is the MC. Watch (c... Read more →
    “I’m always nervous when I do stand-up – more nervous than Russell Crowe at a circumcision.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin has some skin in the game July 6, 2011 at Cafe Diem Comedy Night in Richmond, VA. Andrew Pauley is the MC. Watch (c... Read more →

  • Trouser snakes on a plane
    Trouser snakes on a plane
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    Published: 21 Jun 2011 Duration: n/a
    “John has got his finger in more pies than Kirstie Alley: sketch, stand-up and improv.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin attends the last supper June 20, 2011 of MC John Reaves at Cafe Diem Comedy Night in Richmond, VA before John moves to N... Read more →
    “John has got his finger in more pies than Kirstie Alley: sketch, stand-up and improv.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin attends the last supper June 20, 2011 of MC John Reaves at Cafe Diem Comedy Night in Richmond, VA before John moves to N... Read more →

  • Steven Tyler warmed over
    Steven Tyler warmed over
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    Published: 14 Jun 2011 Duration: n/a
    “Steven Tyler doesn’t look so hot on ’American Idol.’ In fact, death looks like Steven Tyler warmed over.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin is American idle June 13, 2011 at the 9:55 Comedy Club open mic in Richmond, VA. Compatible with iPho... Read more →
    “Steven Tyler doesn’t look so hot on ’American Idol.’ In fact, death looks like Steven Tyler warmed over.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin is American idle June 13, 2011 at the 9:55 Comedy Club open mic in Richmond, VA. Compatible with iPho... Read more →

  • Let this one sink in
    Let this one sink in
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    Published: 13 Jun 2011 Duration: n/a
    “They found Blackbeard’s anchor off the coast of North Carolina. However, they’re still searching for any originality in ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Shores.’” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin gets arch and logical June 12, 2011 at... Read more →
    “They found Blackbeard’s anchor off the coast of North Carolina. However, they’re still searching for any originality in ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Shores.’” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin gets arch and logical June 12, 2011 at... Read more →

  • The greatest man
    The greatest man
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    Published: 23 May 2011 Duration: n/a
    “The only way Charlie Sheen’s tour could be more over the top: if he had tag-team wrestling between Zsa Zsa Gabor and Anthony Robles. I knew that joke didn’t have a leg to stand on.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin gets off on the wrong foo... Read more →
    “The only way Charlie Sheen’s tour could be more over the top: if he had tag-team wrestling between Zsa Zsa Gabor and Anthony Robles. I knew that joke didn’t have a leg to stand on.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin gets off on the wrong foo... Read more →

  • Number one in horses' asses
    Number one in horses' asses
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    Published: 20 May 2011 Duration: n/a
    “It’s good to be back in Colonial Heights. The last time I was here, I bombed so badly they changed the name of the town to Colonial Depths.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin gets down with it May 19, 2011 at Benny’s Tavern in Colonial Heigh... Read more →
    “It’s good to be back in Colonial Heights. The last time I was here, I bombed so badly they changed the name of the town to Colonial Depths.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin gets down with it May 19, 2011 at Benny’s Tavern in Colonial Heigh... Read more →

  • Code name Cheney
    Code name Cheney
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    Published: 12 May 2011 Duration: n/a
    “At a time when everyone is worried about earthquakes, is it really a good idea for Kirstie Alley to be on ’Dancing with the Stars’?” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin is not afraid to ask the hard questions May 11, 2011 at McCormack’s Irish ... Read more →
    “At a time when everyone is worried about earthquakes, is it really a good idea for Kirstie Alley to be on ’Dancing with the Stars’?” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin is not afraid to ask the hard questions May 11, 2011 at McCormack’s Irish ... Read more →

  • A vacancy in the Memory Palace
    A vacancy in the Memory Palace
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    Published: 9 May 2011 Duration: n/a
    “Bad news: Japan is now radioactive. The good news: the Japanese finally have something to do with all those lead toys China makes.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin puts the active in radioactive May 9, 2011 at Cafe Diem Comedy Night in Ric... Read more →
    “Bad news: Japan is now radioactive. The good news: the Japanese finally have something to do with all those lead toys China makes.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin puts the active in radioactive May 9, 2011 at Cafe Diem Comedy Night in Ric... Read more →

  • Shaking the baby seals
    Shaking the baby seals
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    Published: 2 May 2011 Duration: n/a
    “The bad news: the baby seal hunting season has begun off the coast of Newfoundland. The good news: they’re using a more humane technique. They’re shaking the baby seals instead of clubbing them.” Chris Martin joins People for the Ethical ... Read more →
    “The bad news: the baby seal hunting season has begun off the coast of Newfoundland. The good news: they’re using a more humane technique. They’re shaking the baby seals instead of clubbing them.” Chris Martin joins People for the Ethical ... Read more →

  • Beastlier
    Beastlier
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    Published: 27 Apr 2011 Duration: n/a
    “The Pillsbury Dough Boy celebrated his fifty-first birthday. Sadly, he never recovered from his molestation at the hands of the Michelin Man.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin deflates brands April 27, 2011 at McCormack’s Irish Pub in Richm... Read more →
    “The Pillsbury Dough Boy celebrated his fifty-first birthday. Sadly, he never recovered from his molestation at the hands of the Michelin Man.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin deflates brands April 27, 2011 at McCormack’s Irish Pub in Richm... Read more →

  • Free swirlies for everyone
    Free swirlies for everyone
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    Published: 19 Apr 2011 Duration: n/a
    “Bad news: Japan glows in the dark. Good news: Sarah Palin can now see two countries from her porch.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin goes Gilbert Gottfried April 19, 2011 at Strange Matter in Richmond, VA. John Reaves is the MC. Watch
    “Bad news: Japan glows in the dark. Good news: Sarah Palin can now see two countries from her porch.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin goes Gilbert Gottfried April 19, 2011 at Strange Matter in Richmond, VA. John Reaves is the MC. Watch

  • Possibly Eight Loko
    Possibly Eight Loko
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    Published: 4 Apr 2011 Duration: n/a
    “Charlie Sheen has a nationwide tour called ‘The Violent Torpedo of Truth.’ Curiously, that was also my porn name.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin reveals a sordid secret April 4, 2011 at the 9:55 Comedy Club open mic in Richmond, VA. Ray ... Read more →
    “Charlie Sheen has a nationwide tour called ‘The Violent Torpedo of Truth.’ Curiously, that was also my porn name.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin reveals a sordid secret April 4, 2011 at the 9:55 Comedy Club open mic in Richmond, VA. Ray ... Read more →

  • The Too Soon Award
    The Too Soon Award
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    Published: 14 Mar 2011 Duration: n/a
    “The bad news: tsunami hits Japan. The good news: swirlies are on the house.” MC John Reaves bestows the Too Soon Award on stand-up comedian Chris Martin March 14, 2011 at Cafe Diem Comedy Night in Richmond, VA. Watch (compatible with iPod... Read more →
    “The bad news: tsunami hits Japan. The good news: swirlies are on the house.” MC John Reaves bestows the Too Soon Award on stand-up comedian Chris Martin March 14, 2011 at Cafe Diem Comedy Night in Richmond, VA. Watch (compatible with iPod... Read more →

  • That's so raving
    That's so raving
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    Published: 13 Mar 2011 Duration: n/a
    “Charlie Sheen is the new Dorian Gray. I tried to get a transfusion of Tiger blood but he kept hitting me with his golf club.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin wades into the Adonis DNA gene pool March 13, 2011 at Underground Comedy at the N... Read more →
    “Charlie Sheen is the new Dorian Gray. I tried to get a transfusion of Tiger blood but he kept hitting me with his golf club.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin wades into the Adonis DNA gene pool March 13, 2011 at Underground Comedy at the N... Read more →

  • A no-Charlie Sheen zone
    A no-Charlie Sheen zone
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    Published: 9 Mar 2011 Duration: n/a
    “We just celebrated Presidents Day. We should have a Vice Presidents Day. That way, instead of shooting off fireworks we’d get to shoot someone in the face.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin has one of those nights March 9, 2011 at McCormack... Read more →
    “We just celebrated Presidents Day. We should have a Vice Presidents Day. That way, instead of shooting off fireworks we’d get to shoot someone in the face.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin has one of those nights March 9, 2011 at McCormack... Read more →

  • Groundhog Day
    Groundhog Day
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    Published: 28 Feb 2011 Duration: n/a
    “Bill Murray saw his shadow on Groundhog Day. That means we’re in for another year of artsy-fartsy movies.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin is ready for spring February 28, 2011 at Cafe Diem Comedy Night in Richmond, VA. Andrew Pauley is th... Read more →
    “Bill Murray saw his shadow on Groundhog Day. That means we’re in for another year of artsy-fartsy movies.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin is ready for spring February 28, 2011 at Cafe Diem Comedy Night in Richmond, VA. Andrew Pauley is th... Read more →

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