Better Off Undead

by Johnny B. Truant, Sean Platt, and David Wright

Better Off Undead
  • Language: eng
  • Episodes: 217
  • Last: 2 Mar 2018
Authors Johnny B. Truant, Sean Platt, and David Wright talk horror, sci-fi, and whatever else comes up in discussing the creative nuggets that go into creating their own stories. Somewhat accurately described as "The Self Publishing Podcast after hours," this show also features the non-award-winning segment "What's Up Dave's Butt?" (Not literally.)

Episodes (217)

  • WSE81 Dave Doesn’t Remember His Wedding
    WSE81 Dave Doesn’t Remember His Wedding
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    Published: 2 Mar 2018 Duration: 28:00
    Dave doesn’t remember his wedding, or Sean’s age, or anything else for that matter. But he does know three things to be true: Streaming services need to cut the shit. His mother-in-law may have no feeling in her butt. He’s a psychic. The po... Read more →
    Dave doesn’t remember his wedding, or Sean’s age, or anything else for that matter. But he does know three things to be true: Streaming services need to cut the shit. His mother-in-law may have no feeling in her butt. He’s a psychic. The po... Read more →

  • WSE80 Stacking Plates is Bad
    WSE80 Stacking Plates is Bad
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    Published: 23 Feb 2018 Duration: 40:42
    Sean shares his new scarf obsession when Dave adds Adam Driver to his shit-list. Dave then reveals that his wife is a “stacker” and his anxiety surrounding upcoming travel plans. Also, Dave is burdened with the task of recognizing his wife’... Read more →
    Sean shares his new scarf obsession when Dave adds Adam Driver to his shit-list. Dave then reveals that his wife is a “stacker” and his anxiety surrounding upcoming travel plans. Also, Dave is burdened with the task of recognizing his wife’... Read more →

  • WSE79 Dave and the Dog Party
    WSE79 Dave and the Dog Party
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    Published: 16 Feb 2018 Duration: 41:46
    12 months. 30 Days. 1 changed man. Sean and Johnny pep-talk Dave after he starts a series of 30 day challenges. Sean is about to attend his first dog birthday party and reminds us how much heat can be lost from your neck. Then Dave shares h... Read more →
    12 months. 30 Days. 1 changed man. Sean and Johnny pep-talk Dave after he starts a series of 30 day challenges. Sean is about to attend his first dog birthday party and reminds us how much heat can be lost from your neck. Then Dave shares h... Read more →

  • WSE78 Dave Gets Weepy Over Christmas
    WSE78 Dave Gets Weepy Over Christmas
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    Published: 2 Feb 2018 Duration: 35:50
    Dave’s heart grows three sizes when he has to break the news about Santa to his son and tries to enjoy things as they’re happening by living in the moment. Afterwards, Dave admits he sees the world through shit-stained glasses and Sean expr... Read more →
    Dave’s heart grows three sizes when he has to break the news about Santa to his son and tries to enjoy things as they’re happening by living in the moment. Afterwards, Dave admits he sees the world through shit-stained glasses and Sean expr... Read more →

  • WSE77 Dave Will Save the Neighbor if it’s Convenient
    WSE77 Dave Will Save the Neighbor if it’s Convenient
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    Published: 19 Jan 2018 Duration: 42:54
    All Dave wants for Christmas is for the manufactured happy music to stop. In this episode, Dave draws the boundaries around sexual deviancy, investigates Max Hardcore, then pitches the Best. Show. Ever. Later, Dave is entrusted with the wel... Read more →
    All Dave wants for Christmas is for the manufactured happy music to stop. In this episode, Dave draws the boundaries around sexual deviancy, investigates Max Hardcore, then pitches the Best. Show. Ever. Later, Dave is entrusted with the wel... Read more →

  • WSE76 Dave the (Assistant) Coach
    WSE76 Dave the (Assistant) Coach
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    Published: 5 Jan 2018 Duration: 32:52
    Dave coaches his son in sports. Johnny and Sean stand in as Dave’s son and ask the hard hitting questions that parents everywhere face everyday. Finally, Dave lists the worst smells EVER. The post WSE76 Dave the (Assistant) Coach appeared f... Read more →
    Dave coaches his son in sports. Johnny and Sean stand in as Dave’s son and ask the hard hitting questions that parents everywhere face everyday. Finally, Dave lists the worst smells EVER. The post WSE76 Dave the (Assistant) Coach appeared f... Read more →

  • WSE75 Dave Can Smell Lies
    WSE75 Dave Can Smell Lies
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    Published: 22 Dec 2017 Duration: 38:50
    Sean tells a prank story about two roommates who live together at home and Dave shares how Worst. Show. Ever. reinvigorated his marriage. Hopefully [REDACTED] listens to this one, so she knows Dave’s ice cream preferences. Later, Dave decid... Read more →
    Sean tells a prank story about two roommates who live together at home and Dave shares how Worst. Show. Ever. reinvigorated his marriage. Hopefully [REDACTED] listens to this one, so she knows Dave’s ice cream preferences. Later, Dave decid... Read more →

  • WSE74 Dinner with Dave
    WSE74 Dinner with Dave
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    Published: 8 Dec 2017 Duration: 28:32
    What happens when Dave goes to dinner and encounters racism? This episode finally shares the answer. Afterward, Johnny tells Dave how to escape his odd corner of the universe where frying oil is a dietary solution. The post WSE74 Dinner wit... Read more →
    What happens when Dave goes to dinner and encounters racism? This episode finally shares the answer. Afterward, Johnny tells Dave how to escape his odd corner of the universe where frying oil is a dietary solution. The post WSE74 Dinner wit... Read more →

  • WSE73 Never Try Anything New
    WSE73 Never Try Anything New
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    Published: 24 Nov 2017 Duration: 36:48
    Dave’s back again with another restaurant review, further proving that all restaurants are guilty until proven innocent. Afterwards, Dave lists 10 rules for that all wait staff should—nay, MUST—obey. The post WSE73 Never Try Anything New ap... Read more →
    Dave’s back again with another restaurant review, further proving that all restaurants are guilty until proven innocent. Afterwards, Dave lists 10 rules for that all wait staff should—nay, MUST—obey. The post WSE73 Never Try Anything New ap... Read more →

  • WSE72 Dave Wasn’t Invited
    WSE72 Dave Wasn’t Invited
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    Published: 10 Nov 2017 Duration: 36:12
    When you hear a scream, which way do you run? Johnny and Sean share stories from NINC in Florida and lose all possibility for IHOP sponsoring the show. Later, Dave shares why you should hate yourself for eating lobster. The post WSE72 Dave ... Read more →
    When you hear a scream, which way do you run? Johnny and Sean share stories from NINC in Florida and lose all possibility for IHOP sponsoring the show. Later, Dave shares why you should hate yourself for eating lobster. The post WSE72 Dave ... Read more →

  • WSE71 Dave vs The Hurricane
    WSE71 Dave vs The Hurricane
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    Published: 27 Oct 2017 Duration: 51:54
    Dave recounts his experience with hurricane Irma. Power outages, Mad Max levels of chaos, and driving-lane-induced spitting branches of reality all come into play in this epic tale. We also find out why the world does not need a little Dave... Read more →
    Dave recounts his experience with hurricane Irma. Power outages, Mad Max levels of chaos, and driving-lane-induced spitting branches of reality all come into play in this epic tale. We also find out why the world does not need a little Dave... Read more →

  • WSE70 How Not to Do the Dishes
    WSE70 How Not to Do the Dishes
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    Published: 13 Oct 2017 Duration: 42:44
    Dave arrives with a list of grudge-less grievances and reveals the magic solution to cleaning cheese off of plate. He shares how one might escape someone with an offensive smell, then professes absolute neutrality/hate towards old and new T... Read more →
    Dave arrives with a list of grudge-less grievances and reveals the magic solution to cleaning cheese off of plate. He shares how one might escape someone with an offensive smell, then professes absolute neutrality/hate towards old and new T... Read more →

  • WSE69 Dave vs. Porn
    WSE69 Dave vs. Porn
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    Published: 29 Sep 2017 Duration: 36:30
    Johnny, Sean, and Dave plot how best to expose [REDACTED] Jr. to sex and, ultimately, porn so that he can watch the new Spider-Man movie. The post WSE69 Dave vs. Porn appeared first on Sterling & Stone.
    Johnny, Sean, and Dave plot how best to expose [REDACTED] Jr. to sex and, ultimately, porn so that he can watch the new Spider-Man movie. The post WSE69 Dave vs. Porn appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

  • WSE68 Vacations are Better Without Family
    WSE68 Vacations are Better Without Family
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    Published: 15 Sep 2017 Duration: 23:00
    Dave gets a much-needed break from winning his marriage when his family takes a vacation without him. He waxes poetic about the joys of being home alone where no one can interrupt him, and describes what the perfect vacation would look like... Read more →
    Dave gets a much-needed break from winning his marriage when his family takes a vacation without him. He waxes poetic about the joys of being home alone where no one can interrupt him, and describes what the perfect vacation would look like... Read more →

  • WSE67 Sean Travels and Dave Bitches About It
    WSE67 Sean Travels and Dave Bitches About It
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    Published: 25 Aug 2017 Duration: 26:25
    Sean isn’t good at complaining. Dave is. So Sean tells Dave what happened to him in his most recent travels, and Dave pretends it happens to him. Then he rants accordingly. Also, Dave is also in that place of being exhausted where he might ... Read more →
    Sean isn’t good at complaining. Dave is. So Sean tells Dave what happened to him in his most recent travels, and Dave pretends it happens to him. Then he rants accordingly. Also, Dave is also in that place of being exhausted where he might ... Read more →

  • WSE66 Dave Versus Fireworks
    WSE66 Dave Versus Fireworks
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    Published: 18 Aug 2017 Duration: 38:29
    Daves bitches about a job he loves. Now we know that Dave can’t be happy. Dave hates fireworks, and so does Johnny. Johnny talks about the time he almost died. Also, Dave has NO IDEA what is fun about fireworks. And then Dave goes to a rest... Read more →
    Daves bitches about a job he loves. Now we know that Dave can’t be happy. Dave hates fireworks, and so does Johnny. Johnny talks about the time he almost died. Also, Dave has NO IDEA what is fun about fireworks. And then Dave goes to a rest... Read more →

  • WSE65 Dave Versus Baseball Redux
    WSE65 Dave Versus Baseball Redux
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    Published: 11 Aug 2017 Duration: 25:01
    There’s a new word for WSE: Daverati. Like the Illuminati, but Dave. Anyway, Dave shares his experience of VIP seats at a minor-league baseball game. He’d planned ahead: a morning game to avoid rain and people. Suddenly, kids. Everywhere. A... Read more →
    There’s a new word for WSE: Daverati. Like the Illuminati, but Dave. Anyway, Dave shares his experience of VIP seats at a minor-league baseball game. He’d planned ahead: a morning game to avoid rain and people. Suddenly, kids. Everywhere. A... Read more →

  • WSE64 Dave Goes to the Movies
    WSE64 Dave Goes to the Movies
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    Published: 28 Jul 2017 Duration: 31:55
    Johnny talks about his wife buying a horse, because she loves riding horses. Dave completely RUINS it. Guess how… Next the guys talk movies, and all Sean can think of are famous porn movies. Dave explains how, whenever he goes to the movies... Read more →
    Johnny talks about his wife buying a horse, because she loves riding horses. Dave completely RUINS it. Guess how… Next the guys talk movies, and all Sean can think of are famous porn movies. Dave explains how, whenever he goes to the movies... Read more →

  • WSE63 Dave Vs Youth Basketball
    WSE63 Dave Vs Youth Basketball
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    Published: 14 Jul 2017 Duration: 33:00
    Worst. Show. Ever. is therapy for Dave. Today’s session starts with basketball camp with his son. He has the sudden realization that he’s ruining his son’s prospects for having friends. The actual GAME started with an asshole referee and en... Read more →
    Worst. Show. Ever. is therapy for Dave. Today’s session starts with basketball camp with his son. He has the sudden realization that he’s ruining his son’s prospects for having friends. The actual GAME started with an asshole referee and en... Read more →

  • WSE62 Dave Uses Death to Win Arguments
    WSE62 Dave Uses Death to Win Arguments
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    Published: 30 Jun 2017 Duration: 33:46
    Sean reads an exchange between him and Dave over a project Sean was doing, and Dave’s true colors show. Comic Sans, grandma couch, and the Holocaust were involved. Dave talks about the challenges of finding Diet Coke in Austin and his obses... Read more →
    Sean reads an exchange between him and Dave over a project Sean was doing, and Dave’s true colors show. Comic Sans, grandma couch, and the Holocaust were involved. Dave talks about the challenges of finding Diet Coke in Austin and his obses... Read more →