Betch Slapped

by The Betches

Betch Slapped
  • Language: eng
  • Episodes: 76
  • Last: 27 Feb 2018
Betches Media presents Betch Slapped- a hilarious weekly podcast hosted by the founders of Betches and comedic authors behind NY Times best-selling books "Nice is Just a Place in France" and "I Had a Nice Time & Other Lies." You'll hear the Betches' take on everything from celebrity gossip to what you should be watching on TV to actual news that you might give a sh*t about. You'll also get to hear The Betches give advice to listeners about love, friendship, and other sh*t in "Dear Betch" and join them as they play riveting games like "Shoot, F*ck, Marry." For more on The Betches check out Betches.com or their popular Instagram @ betches.

Episodes (76)

  • #75 How to Know When to Drop Your Friends
    #75 How to Know When to Drop Your Friends
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    Published: 27 Feb 2018 Duration: 32:23
    Sami and Jordana briefly mention the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules and then move into a discussion about adult friendship. Sure, we all have friends as adults, but why was it so much easier when we were in high school and college? They... Read more →
    Sami and Jordana briefly mention the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules and then move into a discussion about adult friendship. Sure, we all have friends as adults, but why was it so much easier when we were in high school and college? They... Read more →

  • #74 We Start Fights With Our Boyfriends For No Reason Too
    #74 We Start Fights With Our Boyfriends For No Reason Too
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    Published: 20 Feb 2018 Duration: 40:13
    Jordana and Aleen start off talking about Vanderpump Rules. Is Jax having a mid-life crisis? Who cares? Jax doesn’t care about anyone but himself, so why should we? After, they talk about a letter from a listener whose boyfriend’s mom has b... Read more →
    Jordana and Aleen start off talking about Vanderpump Rules. Is Jax having a mid-life crisis? Who cares? Jax doesn’t care about anyone but himself, so why should we? After, they talk about a letter from a listener whose boyfriend’s mom has b... Read more →

  • #73 Money Talks And It Says ‘Spend Me’
    #73 Money Talks And It Says ‘Spend Me’
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    Published: 13 Feb 2018 Duration: 44:22
    People talk about everything except money which is crazy because a lot of us live paycheck to paycheck. Sami and Jordana talk about how there’s more of an attraction than ever to spending what you don’t have due to social media and because ... Read more →
    People talk about everything except money which is crazy because a lot of us live paycheck to paycheck. Sami and Jordana talk about how there’s more of an attraction than ever to spending what you don’t have due to social media and because ... Read more →

  • #72 Is Having an Expensive Wedding Worth It?
    #72 Is Having an Expensive Wedding Worth It?
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    Published: 7 Feb 2018 Duration: 37:45
    This week on Betch Slapped Jordana and Aleen are joined by Pucker & Pout’s Katie Maloney-Schwartz. They talk about expensive weddings, marriage, and of course, how Katie was joined by Vanderpump Rules friend, Stassi, on her honeymoon. They ... Read more →
    This week on Betch Slapped Jordana and Aleen are joined by Pucker & Pout’s Katie Maloney-Schwartz. They talk about expensive weddings, marriage, and of course, how Katie was joined by Vanderpump Rules friend, Stassi, on her honeymoon. They ... Read more →

  • #71 You Can Still Lose Weight Without a Fitspo Insta
    #71 You Can Still Lose Weight Without a Fitspo Insta
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    Published: 31 Jan 2018 Duration: 46:37
    Sami and Aleen talk about food and weight loss. They talk about the necessary mindset, habits, and how thoroughly unsexy everyone looks waking up early to hit the gym and trim those pounds. In terms of diets, they’ve done it all: carb-free,... Read more →
    Sami and Aleen talk about food and weight loss. They talk about the necessary mindset, habits, and how thoroughly unsexy everyone looks waking up early to hit the gym and trim those pounds. In terms of diets, they’ve done it all: carb-free,... Read more →

  • #70 Overhyped Babies on Social Media
    #70 Overhyped Babies on Social Media
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    Published: 24 Jan 2018 Duration: 37:58
    Jordana and Sami wax condescending on a huge variety of topics this ep. starting with their equal love of obscure movie quotes. After they judge everyone on Vanderpump Rules, namely Jax (who definitely deserves it). After talking about a du... Read more →
    Jordana and Sami wax condescending on a huge variety of topics this ep. starting with their equal love of obscure movie quotes. After they judge everyone on Vanderpump Rules, namely Jax (who definitely deserves it). After talking about a du... Read more →

  • #69 The Quarter Life Crisis
    #69 The Quarter Life Crisis
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    Published: 17 Jan 2018 Duration: 50:08
    In 2018's second episode, Sami and Aleen start the show dishing on Vanderpump Rules. After sufficiently calling everyone on Vanderpump delusional, they talk about quarter life crisis, the moment we've all had (or will have) where we're 25-... Read more →
    In 2018's second episode, Sami and Aleen start the show dishing on Vanderpump Rules. After sufficiently calling everyone on Vanderpump delusional, they talk about quarter life crisis, the moment we've all had (or will have) where we're 25-... Read more →

  • #68 Vacation instagrams
    #68 Vacation instagrams
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    Published: 10 Jan 2018 Duration: 40:47
    This week on Betch Slapped, Sami and Jordana discuss The Golden Globes and how everyone on Vanderpump Rules is a cheating lunatic. They discuss vacation Instagrams and why they’re ruining our culture. They answer a question from a listener ... Read more →
    This week on Betch Slapped, Sami and Jordana discuss The Golden Globes and how everyone on Vanderpump Rules is a cheating lunatic. They discuss vacation Instagrams and why they’re ruining our culture. They answer a question from a listener ... Read more →

  • #67 Should I Tell My Friend That I Saw Her Boyfriend On a Dating App?
    #67 Should I Tell My Friend That I Saw Her Boyfriend On a Dating App?
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    Published: 3 Jan 2018 Duration: 36:40
    In the first episode of 2018, Sami and Aleen talk about being boughie on New Years, our thoughts on plastic surgery, Luanne DeLessep's arrest and about the cheating tendencies of the Vanderpump Rules cast. We answer reader questions about w... Read more →
    In the first episode of 2018, Sami and Aleen talk about being boughie on New Years, our thoughts on plastic surgery, Luanne DeLessep's arrest and about the cheating tendencies of the Vanderpump Rules cast. We answer reader questions about w... Read more →

  • #66 Are Selena and Justin Meant to Be?
    #66 Are Selena and Justin Meant to Be?
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    Published: 27 Dec 2017 Duration: 34:41
    This week Samantha and Jordana discuss the best and worst things that happened in 2017. They talk about the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premiere and Justin and Selena’s issues as a couple. They answer questions from a listener who want... Read more →
    This week Samantha and Jordana discuss the best and worst things that happened in 2017. They talk about the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premiere and Justin and Selena’s issues as a couple. They answer questions from a listener who want... Read more →

  • #65 How to Tell if Your Friends are Actually Mad At You
    #65 How to Tell if Your Friends are Actually Mad At You
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    Published: 20 Dec 2017 Duration: 35:44
    Jordana and Aleen discuss the latest episode of Vanderpump rules and the impending episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. They answer questions from a listener whose boyfriend won’t come to bed with her and another one is scared her f... Read more →
    Jordana and Aleen discuss the latest episode of Vanderpump rules and the impending episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. They answer questions from a listener whose boyfriend won’t come to bed with her and another one is scared her f... Read more →

  • #64 What Scheana REALLY Thinks Of Stassi & Katie w/ guest Scheana Marie
    #64 What Scheana REALLY Thinks Of Stassi & Katie w/ guest Scheana Marie
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    Published: 12 Dec 2017 Duration: 35:19
    Aleen and Sara (Betches Editor-in-Cheif) and guest Scheana Marie discuss all of Vanderpump Rules drama including the Jax and Brittany cheating scandal and tells us her unfiltered opinions of Stassi and Katie (!). We also answer a Dear Betch... Read more →
    Aleen and Sara (Betches Editor-in-Cheif) and guest Scheana Marie discuss all of Vanderpump Rules drama including the Jax and Brittany cheating scandal and tells us her unfiltered opinions of Stassi and Katie (!). We also answer a Dear Betch... Read more →

  • #63 Owning Bitcoin Is Like Having Instagram Likes
    #63 Owning Bitcoin Is Like Having Instagram Likes
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    Published: 5 Dec 2017 Duration: 40:33
    Jordana and Samantha discuss the season premiere of Vanderpump Rules and reflect on this season of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Samantha explains what Bitcoin is. They answer questions from a reader who doesn’t know what to do about her boyfriend’... Read more →
    Jordana and Samantha discuss the season premiere of Vanderpump Rules and reflect on this season of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Samantha explains what Bitcoin is. They answer questions from a reader who doesn’t know what to do about her boyfriend’... Read more →

  • #62 TBH Meghan Markle Is Kind Of Annoying
    #62 TBH Meghan Markle Is Kind Of Annoying
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    Published: 28 Nov 2017 Duration: 34:09
    This week Jordana and Aleen discuss the Royal engagement. They answer questions from a listener who wants to find a new job after having a baby and another who’s upset that her sister doesn’t get along with her boyfriend. They play games in... Read more →
    This week Jordana and Aleen discuss the Royal engagement. They answer questions from a listener who wants to find a new job after having a baby and another who’s upset that her sister doesn’t get along with her boyfriend. They play games in... Read more →

  • #61 My Boyfriend’s Ex Is Literally Stalking Me
    #61 My Boyfriend’s Ex Is Literally Stalking Me
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    Published: 22 Nov 2017 Duration: 40:38
    Jordana and Aleen discuss Thanksgiving and what they are grateful for. They also discuss their favorite childhood movies and their nerdy hobbies. They answer questions from a listener wondering if she should set her friend up with a friend’... Read more →
    Jordana and Aleen discuss Thanksgiving and what they are grateful for. They also discuss their favorite childhood movies and their nerdy hobbies. They answer questions from a listener wondering if she should set her friend up with a friend’... Read more →

  • #60 Why Taylor Swift Is Amazing But We Hate Her
    #60 Why Taylor Swift Is Amazing But We Hate Her
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    Published: 14 Nov 2017 Duration: 41:42
    On this week’s Betch Slapped, Sami and Jordana discuss Taylor Swift’s new album and Ed Westwick’s alleged rape scandal. They answer questions from a listener looking to get promoted and another who’s having trouble making friends. They play... Read more →
    On this week’s Betch Slapped, Sami and Jordana discuss Taylor Swift’s new album and Ed Westwick’s alleged rape scandal. They answer questions from a listener looking to get promoted and another who’s having trouble making friends. They play... Read more →

  • #59 I Wanna Lose 3 Pounds w/ @doctor.mike
    #59 I Wanna Lose 3 Pounds w/ @doctor.mike
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    Published: 8 Nov 2017 Duration: 38:23
    Aleen and Sami interview insta-famous doctor @doctor.mike and discuss how to lose 3 pounds, the truth behind Netflix documentaries about diets and health, and Movember. We also answer Dear Betch questions about a girl who refuses to go out ... Read more →
    Aleen and Sami interview insta-famous doctor @doctor.mike and discuss how to lose 3 pounds, the truth behind Netflix documentaries about diets and health, and Movember. We also answer Dear Betch questions about a girl who refuses to go out ... Read more →

  • #58 How Much Sex Should I Be Having In My Relationship?
    #58 How Much Sex Should I Be Having In My Relationship?
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    Published: 31 Oct 2017 Duration: 38:15
    On this week’s Betch Slapped, Jordana and Sami talk about whether or not Kim Kardashian’s Halloween costume was cultural appropriation and the Kevin Spacey pedophilia scandal. They answer questions from a listener wondering how important se... Read more →
    On this week’s Betch Slapped, Jordana and Sami talk about whether or not Kim Kardashian’s Halloween costume was cultural appropriation and the Kevin Spacey pedophilia scandal. They answer questions from a listener wondering how important se... Read more →

  • #57 My Messy Roommate Is Driving Me Crazy w/ Ryan Serhant
    #57 My Messy Roommate Is Driving Me Crazy w/ Ryan Serhant
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    Published: 24 Oct 2017 Duration: 37:19
    Aleen and Sami host Ryan Serhant from Million Dollar Listing. We talk about how much we love real estate porn, Ryan's experience as the world's most greatest hand model, and where we should buy an apartment. A Dear Betch reader asks how to ... Read more →
    Aleen and Sami host Ryan Serhant from Million Dollar Listing. We talk about how much we love real estate porn, Ryan's experience as the world's most greatest hand model, and where we should buy an apartment. A Dear Betch reader asks how to ... Read more →

  • #56 How Do I Break My Boyfriend’s Disgusting Habit
    #56 How Do I Break My Boyfriend’s Disgusting Habit
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    Published: 18 Oct 2017 Duration: 38:33
    This week Jordana and Aleen discuss Sansa Stark’s engagement to Joe Jonas, the ethics of puppy mills and breeders, and a company that’s making condoms in 60 different sizes. They answer questions from a reader who wants to know how to fix h... Read more →
    This week Jordana and Aleen discuss Sansa Stark’s engagement to Joe Jonas, the ethics of puppy mills and breeders, and a company that’s making condoms in 60 different sizes. They answer questions from a reader who wants to know how to fix h... Read more →