All aboard the Battleship Potemkast, where a comedian & a critic try to talk about movies, games and life at sea. This is very rarely the case, instead leaping into topics as blue as the ocean they sail. Featuring segments such as What We Watched, a Creative Corner, the Gay's Gaming Gulag and updates from the Crew's Log. Plus guests each month to discuss anything from MMA to sitcoms Setting sail each Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
Episodes (117)
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115 - 13/09/2017 - It and Arachnophobia, a Horror Double Bill
115 - 13/09/2017 - It and Arachnophobia, a Horror Double Bill
Published: 13 Sep 2017 Duration: 01:06:42We're back! We're here! The Battleship Potemkast is brought to a new level, as Stephen King is reflected upon in celebration of It, Quartermaster Stoakes squirms in the face of Arachnophobia, and Captain Cook is racist towards Italians. It'... Read more →We're back! We're here! The Battleship Potemkast is brought to a new level, as Stephen King is reflected upon in celebration of It, Quartermaster Stoakes squirms in the face of Arachnophobia, and Captain Cook is racist towards Italians. It'... Read more →
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114 - 22/08/2017 - Batman vs Harley Quinn, The Defenders vs Atomic Blonde in Yorkshire
114 - 22/08/2017 - Batman vs Harley Quinn, The Defenders vs Atomic Blonde in Yorkshire
Published: 21 Aug 2017 Duration: 45:31Movies movies movies! How unusual for a movie podcast like the Battleship Potemkast to talk about movies, inbetween HMS Gulag's interruptions. Captain Cook uses the podcast to let his emotions through, fart fetishes are discovered in Batman... Read more →Movies movies movies! How unusual for a movie podcast like the Battleship Potemkast to talk about movies, inbetween HMS Gulag's interruptions. Captain Cook uses the podcast to let his emotions through, fart fetishes are discovered in Batman... Read more →
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113 - 15/08/2017 - Annabelle Creation and Writers vs Go-Karts
113 - 15/08/2017 - Annabelle Creation and Writers vs Go-Karts
Published: 14 Aug 2017 Duration: 51:51The epic war between authors and automobiles continues on this week's Battleship Potemkast, while Captain Cook's spawn springs out of his back, Quartermaster Stoakes' sleeping habits are revealed, and the heart of modern horror is unpeeled.... Read more →The epic war between authors and automobiles continues on this week's Battleship Potemkast, while Captain Cook's spawn springs out of his back, Quartermaster Stoakes' sleeping habits are revealed, and the heart of modern horror is unpeeled.... Read more →
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112 - 07/08/2017 - Return to Hull Comic Con, and Valerian
112 - 07/08/2017 - Return to Hull Comic Con, and Valerian
Published: 8 Aug 2017 Duration: 48:14Having successfully fended off the HMS Gulag, the Battleship Boys go to the other side of the table (curtain) at the Hull Comic Con alongside Hannah Spearitt from S Club 7, Russ & Ross & the Andy Serkis of Princess Leia to make friends. Mea... Read more →Having successfully fended off the HMS Gulag, the Battleship Boys go to the other side of the table (curtain) at the Hull Comic Con alongside Hannah Spearitt from S Club 7, Russ & Ross & the Andy Serkis of Princess Leia to make friends. Mea... Read more →
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111 - 01/08/2017 - A Bad Saturday, The Fifth Element & UFC 214
111 - 01/08/2017 - A Bad Saturday, The Fifth Element & UFC 214
Published: 31 Jul 2017 Duration: 56:37Such a bullshit day, and it's mine. The most bullshitest day of my liiiiiiiife, and it is mostly due to the HMS Gulag once again. In an effort to lift their spirits, the Battleship Boys return to the sci-fi classic The Fifth Element, and th... Read more →Such a bullshit day, and it's mine. The most bullshitest day of my liiiiiiiife, and it is mostly due to the HMS Gulag once again. In an effort to lift their spirits, the Battleship Boys return to the sci-fi classic The Fifth Element, and th... Read more →
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110 - 25/07/2017 - Dunkirk, A Tribute to George Romero and Hot Sauce
110 - 25/07/2017 - Dunkirk, A Tribute to George Romero and Hot Sauce
Published: 24 Jul 2017 Duration: 50:06In tribute to the late great George Romero, the Battleship Boys return for a week of comic cons, comic cons, and more comic cons! Specifically, San Diego & Hull! Meanwhile, Tom Hardy's eyes win World War 2, Quartermaster Stoakes accuses all... Read more →In tribute to the late great George Romero, the Battleship Boys return for a week of comic cons, comic cons, and more comic cons! Specifically, San Diego & Hull! Meanwhile, Tom Hardy's eyes win World War 2, Quartermaster Stoakes accuses all... Read more →
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109 - 18/07/2017 - War For The Planet of Mayweather and McGregor feat. Regular Joe
109 - 18/07/2017 - War For The Planet of Mayweather and McGregor feat. Regular Joe
Published: 17 Jul 2017 Duration: 01:00:53Ladies and gentlemen, a guest joins us aboard the Battleship! Yes, it's Regular Joe, back again to help pronounce Khabib Nurmagomedov, while Quartermaster Stoakes believes Andy Serkis to be overworked, and Captain Cook prepares for war. Mu... Read more →Ladies and gentlemen, a guest joins us aboard the Battleship! Yes, it's Regular Joe, back again to help pronounce Khabib Nurmagomedov, while Quartermaster Stoakes believes Andy Serkis to be overworked, and Captain Cook prepares for war. Mu... Read more →
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108 - 10/07/2017 - Spiderman Homecoming and International Fight Week
108 - 10/07/2017 - Spiderman Homecoming and International Fight Week
Published: 10 Jul 2017 Duration: 59:05Back again, it's the HMS Gulag! But along for the ride is the Battleship Potemkast, as Quartermaster Stoakes swoops in from his celestial realm, Captain Cook falls in love with a man of God, and you, YES YOU, could win a copy of Rob Stoakes... Read more →Back again, it's the HMS Gulag! But along for the ride is the Battleship Potemkast, as Quartermaster Stoakes swoops in from his celestial realm, Captain Cook falls in love with a man of God, and you, YES YOU, could win a copy of Rob Stoakes... Read more →
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107 - 04/07/2017 - A Breakdown of 2017 So Far, Including Baby Driver
107 - 04/07/2017 - A Breakdown of 2017 So Far, Including Baby Driver
Published: 4 Jul 2017 Duration: 01:03:10We're baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Back from the grave to discuss the merits of 100+ blowjobs, it's the Battleship Boys! This week Captain Cook narrowly avoids a foursome, Quartermaster Stoakes actually has jokes, and metal legend Dio weighs in on ... Read more →We're baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Back from the grave to discuss the merits of 100+ blowjobs, it's the Battleship Boys! This week Captain Cook narrowly avoids a foursome, Quartermaster Stoakes actually has jokes, and metal legend Dio weighs in on ... Read more →
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106 - 20/06/2017 - The E3 Breakdown, Conor vs Floyd & Life
106 - 20/06/2017 - The E3 Breakdown, Conor vs Floyd & Life
Published: 19 Jun 2017 Duration: 54:19The Battleship bounds back, with the HMS Gulag on one side and Quartermaster Stoakes' erection on the other. In this week's episode, jetpacks are recommended at E3, astronauts are discouraged from emotion in a review of the film Life, and t... Read more →The Battleship bounds back, with the HMS Gulag on one side and Quartermaster Stoakes' erection on the other. In this week's episode, jetpacks are recommended at E3, astronauts are discouraged from emotion in a review of the film Life, and t... Read more →
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105 - 13/06/2017 - The Mummy and E3 Predictions
105 - 13/06/2017 - The Mummy and E3 Predictions
Published: 12 Jun 2017 Duration: 54:42Fighting on the Battleship Potemkast! Yes, it's another episode of the best podcast on the web, where the Battleship Boys raise The Mummy from the dead to review, Captain Cook breaks Christy Cree's vrirginity and Quartermaster Stoakes surre... Read more →Fighting on the Battleship Potemkast! Yes, it's another episode of the best podcast on the web, where the Battleship Boys raise The Mummy from the dead to review, Captain Cook breaks Christy Cree's vrirginity and Quartermaster Stoakes surre... Read more →
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104 - 06/06/2017 - Wonder Woman and The Other Best Superheroines, and UFC 212
104 - 06/06/2017 - Wonder Woman and The Other Best Superheroines, and UFC 212
Published: 5 Jun 2017 Duration: 01:08:12Is it Episode 104? No, seriously, is it? As shown on this episode, neither of the Battleship Boys can count, but they can review Wonder Woman and UFC 212. Captain Cook imagines a menage a trois, Quartermaster Stoakes mocks one of the best f... Read more →Is it Episode 104? No, seriously, is it? As shown on this episode, neither of the Battleship Boys can count, but they can review Wonder Woman and UFC 212. Captain Cook imagines a menage a trois, Quartermaster Stoakes mocks one of the best f... Read more →
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103 - 30/05/2017 - Colossal the Movie, and Tomb Raider's Colossal Guns
103 - 30/05/2017 - Colossal the Movie, and Tomb Raider's Colossal Guns
Published: 29 May 2017 Duration: 48:25The world is ending on the Battleship Potemkast, as Captain Cook tells stories of his past while reviewing Colossal, Quartermaster Stoakes reveals what came before the dinosaurs, and fetishes are ticked off a checklist in the final video ga... Read more →The world is ending on the Battleship Potemkast, as Captain Cook tells stories of his past while reviewing Colossal, Quartermaster Stoakes reveals what came before the dinosaurs, and fetishes are ticked off a checklist in the final video ga... Read more →
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102 - 23/05/2017 - King Arthur in the Dark
102 - 23/05/2017 - King Arthur in the Dark
Published: 22 May 2017 Duration: 50:56Is there anything in the world scarier than having to watch the works of Uwe Boll? No, as the Battleship Potemkast discover on this episode, where Quartermaster Stoakes declares a witch hunt, Guy Ritchie charms his audiences, and Captain Co... Read more →Is there anything in the world scarier than having to watch the works of Uwe Boll? No, as the Battleship Potemkast discover on this episode, where Quartermaster Stoakes declares a witch hunt, Guy Ritchie charms his audiences, and Captain Co... Read more →
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101 - 15/05/2017 - Alien Covenant and UFC 211 Are Dragged To Silent Hill
101 - 15/05/2017 - Alien Covenant and UFC 211 Are Dragged To Silent Hill
Published: 15 May 2017 Duration: 01:06:06In my restless dreams, I see that film. Silent Hill. And that other film, Alien Covenant. And also UFC 211. Captain Cook promised he would show me that again. But he never did. Well, Quartermaster Stoakes is alone there now. I'm running out... Read more →In my restless dreams, I see that film. Silent Hill. And that other film, Alien Covenant. And also UFC 211. Captain Cook promised he would show me that again. But he never did. Well, Quartermaster Stoakes is alone there now. I'm running out... Read more →
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100! - 08/05/2017 - The 100th Episode Spectactular, Doom and a BSPK Retrospective feat. Christy Cree
100! - 08/05/2017 - The 100th Episode Spectactular, Doom and a BSPK Retrospective feat. Christy Cree
Published: 8 May 2017 Duration: 01:02:47100 episodes later, and the Battleship Potemkast will change as you know it and also will stay remarkably similar to how it always was. In this especially long and profane celebration, Captain Cook taps into other dimensions, Quartermaster ... Read more →100 episodes later, and the Battleship Potemkast will change as you know it and also will stay remarkably similar to how it always was. In this especially long and profane celebration, Captain Cook taps into other dimensions, Quartermaster ... Read more →
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099 - 01/05/2017 - 99 Problems, 2 Guardians of the Galaxy & Super Mario Ain't One
099 - 01/05/2017 - 99 Problems, 2 Guardians of the Galaxy & Super Mario Ain't One
Published: 2 May 2017 Duration: 50:55On the 99th episode of the podcast, we're all about family, as Captain Cook identifies a whole new syndrome in a Guardians of the Galaxy 2 review, Quartermaster Stoakes attempts to scrub his monkey, and the Mario Brothers go to where no vid... Read more →On the 99th episode of the podcast, we're all about family, as Captain Cook identifies a whole new syndrome in a Guardians of the Galaxy 2 review, Quartermaster Stoakes attempts to scrub his monkey, and the Mario Brothers go to where no vid... Read more →
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098 - 25/04/2017 - Ultimate Fighter and the Ultimate Marvel
098 - 25/04/2017 - Ultimate Fighter and the Ultimate Marvel
Published: 25 Apr 2017 Duration: 01:00:46HARD WORK! HARD WORK! HARD WORK! These are things that do not go into each episode of the Battleship Potemkast, but this one is full of it, as the five best Marvel movies are decided upon, the first episode of Ultimate Fighter is looked ove... Read more →HARD WORK! HARD WORK! HARD WORK! These are things that do not go into each episode of the Battleship Potemkast, but this one is full of it, as the five best Marvel movies are decided upon, the first episode of Ultimate Fighter is looked ove... Read more →
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097 - 18/04/2017 - The Easter Special: Passion of the Christ & Alien Resurrection
097 - 18/04/2017 - The Easter Special: Passion of the Christ & Alien Resurrection
Published: 18 Apr 2017 Duration: 52:54To celebrate Easter, the Battleship Boys have done, what else, watch a load of films and trailers. Captain Cook solves an age-old theologian debate on the nature of Christ, Quartermaster Stoakes takes Joss Whedon to task over Alien Resurrec... Read more →To celebrate Easter, the Battleship Boys have done, what else, watch a load of films and trailers. Captain Cook solves an age-old theologian debate on the nature of Christ, Quartermaster Stoakes takes Joss Whedon to task over Alien Resurrec... Read more →
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096 - 11/04/2017 - UFC 210, A Gentleman's Gaming Gulag Roundup and Comedy
096 - 11/04/2017 - UFC 210, A Gentleman's Gaming Gulag Roundup and Comedy
Published: 10 Apr 2017 Duration: 56:24A day of returns, this week on the Battleship Potemkast. The Gentleman's Gaming Gulag returns in a massive overview of the recent news in the gaming world, especially some from the ship itself, Captain Cook returns from seeing Ricky Gervais... Read more →A day of returns, this week on the Battleship Potemkast. The Gentleman's Gaming Gulag returns in a massive overview of the recent news in the gaming world, especially some from the ship itself, Captain Cook returns from seeing Ricky Gervais... Read more →
