Episodes (18)

• Serial Killer Looking M F'er

  

  Serial Killer Looking M F'er

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  Published: 4 Mar 2018 Duration: 31:03

  Atom got a new driver's license and looks like a serial killer. Josh can't stop laughing. If he does, we'll get on with the show. Hey, if your friends can't call you a "serial killer looking mother fucker" then who can?
  Atom got a new driver's license and looks like a serial killer. Josh can't stop laughing. If he does, we'll get on with the show. Hey, if your friends can't call you a "serial killer looking mother fucker" then who can?

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• My Kid's Got A Stache

  

  My Kid's Got A Stache

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  Published: 14 Feb 2018 Duration: 37:25

  We think Josh's 10 year old has more of a mustache than Atom. Puberty strikes and all the fun stuff that goes with it. Atom is for public executions making a comeback, plus, we have a double dick of the week this week because 2 dicks are al... Read more →
  We think Josh's 10 year old has more of a mustache than Atom. Puberty strikes and all the fun stuff that goes with it. Atom is for public executions making a comeback, plus, we have a double dick of the week this week because 2 dicks are al... Read more →

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• Bad Daditude (Becoming Your Father)

  

  Bad Daditude (Becoming Your Father)

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  Published: 3 Oct 2017 Duration: 46:07

  Atom realizes one major thing that's turning into his dad. Also he had the sex talk with his 9 year old and what happens when your kids teacher emails you because your kid was writing and passing out death comics? That and more from the #... Read more →
  Atom realizes one major thing that's turning into his dad. Also he had the sex talk with his 9 year old and what happens when your kids teacher emails you because your kid was writing and passing out death comics? That and more from the #... Read more →

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• Bad Daditude (Is Summer Over Yet?)

  

  Bad Daditude (Is Summer Over Yet?)

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  Published: 4 Aug 2017 Duration: 31:33

  If you love taking vacations, then don't have kids. Atom loses it when he and John have a beach day with the kids and why does he hate birds so much? Also, what happens when one 9 year old dares the other to take a shit in the back yard? Y... Read more →
  If you love taking vacations, then don't have kids. Atom loses it when he and John have a beach day with the kids and why does he hate birds so much? Also, what happens when one 9 year old dares the other to take a shit in the back yard? Y... Read more →

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• Bad Daditude (Atom Goes To Man Camp)

  

  Bad Daditude (Atom Goes To Man Camp)

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  Published: 21 Jun 2017 Duration: 51:48

  Atom's friend John joins the podcast and talks about their trip to "Man Camp" where they were borderline gay. Why you should NEVER get your kids involved with swim, "Fuck a Fidget Spinner" and more...
  Atom's friend John joins the podcast and talks about their trip to "Man Camp" where they were borderline gay. Why you should NEVER get your kids involved with swim, "Fuck a Fidget Spinner" and more...

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• Bad Daditude (Getting Old Sucks)

  

  Bad Daditude (Getting Old Sucks)

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  Published: 4 May 2017 Duration: 46:24

  Josh tore his achilles doing something simple and is a fat piece of shit. He's also dressed like a slob that's given up on life. Watch our Youtube channel to see the outfit. Also, stop the anti-homework movement with kids. They're suppo... Read more →
  Josh tore his achilles doing something simple and is a fat piece of shit. He's also dressed like a slob that's given up on life. Watch our Youtube channel to see the outfit. Also, stop the anti-homework movement with kids. They're suppo... Read more →

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• But I Don't Wanna Be Fat

  

  But I Don't Wanna Be Fat

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  Published: 21 Apr 2017 Duration: 38:58

  We have a personal trainer on this week to help motivate Josh's fat ass to get into shape. He went from 350 to 195 and has since put back on about 80 of it. Also, are we over-gifting our kids? Atom thinks so. Subscribe to us and watch u... Read more →
  We have a personal trainer on this week to help motivate Josh's fat ass to get into shape. He went from 350 to 195 and has since put back on about 80 of it. Also, are we over-gifting our kids? Atom thinks so. Subscribe to us and watch u... Read more →

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• When Parents Act Like Dicks

  

  When Parents Act Like Dicks

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  Published: 12 Apr 2017 Duration: 42:34

  Ever meet some kid's parents and think to yourself, "You are a complete dick-asshole"? That's when you can't decide between a dick or an asshole so you just hyphenate. Some people should not reproduce. Someone's reigned supreme in this w... Read more →
  Ever meet some kid's parents and think to yourself, "You are a complete dick-asshole"? That's when you can't decide between a dick or an asshole so you just hyphenate. Some people should not reproduce. Someone's reigned supreme in this w... Read more →

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• Learn To Sit The Bench Junior

  

  Learn To Sit The Bench Junior

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  Published: 5 Apr 2017 Duration: 38:25

  Josh's wife won't allow him to do this as if he's a child. Naked pics and video and why it's ok for women to send but not dudes. Kids have to learn to sit on the bench. What TV show does Atom watch while he's ignoring his kids? Ummm.....we... Read more →
  Josh's wife won't allow him to do this as if he's a child. Naked pics and video and why it's ok for women to send but not dudes. Kids have to learn to sit on the bench. What TV show does Atom watch while he's ignoring his kids? Ummm.....we... Read more →

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• My Husband Doesn't Masturbate

  

  My Husband Doesn't Masturbate

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  Published: 29 Mar 2017 Duration: 43:41

  Where do we start? How about the woman who gets mad if her husband masturbates. Yeah, that person exists. We'll get into it. We've got a couple of really good "Ask a Dad" questions this week too including a mom who found her 13 year old ... Read more →
  Where do we start? How about the woman who gets mad if her husband masturbates. Yeah, that person exists. We'll get into it. We've got a couple of really good "Ask a Dad" questions this week too including a mom who found her 13 year old ... Read more →

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• Dad, Don't Call Me A Dick

  

  Dad, Don't Call Me A Dick

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  Published: 16 Mar 2017 Duration: 33:10

  Atom loses it and calls his 9 year old a dick. The kid clearly doesn't know slang. Awkward conversation begins. "We're just two regular dudes who bitch about our families." - Josh "Sorry we're not better looking." - Atom
  Atom loses it and calls his 9 year old a dick. The kid clearly doesn't know slang. Awkward conversation begins. "We're just two regular dudes who bitch about our families." - Josh "Sorry we're not better looking." - Atom

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• Atom Went To Church

  

  Atom Went To Church

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  Published: 8 Mar 2017 Duration: 29:32

  This week Josh is shocked at what Atom did over the weekend. Josh had a little of "The sex" as he puts it and challenges Atom to something he's uncomfortable with.
  This week Josh is shocked at what Atom did over the weekend. Josh had a little of "The sex" as he puts it and challenges Atom to something he's uncomfortable with.

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• Kids Creep Me The Fuck Out

  

  Kids Creep Me The Fuck Out

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  Published: 1 Mar 2017 Duration: 27:55

  Josh continues to alienate people in his life by telling stories to embarrass them. Atom explains why he hates social media and tells stories about kids creeping you the eff out.
  Josh continues to alienate people in his life by telling stories to embarrass them. Atom explains why he hates social media and tells stories about kids creeping you the eff out.

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• Boots and Cats

  

  Boots and Cats

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  Published: 15 Feb 2017 Duration: 25:20

  This week's episode will have you doing the "Boots n Cats" and hating Josh. Also Josh's wife Nicole has our "Dick Move Of The Week".
  This week's episode will have you doing the "Boots n Cats" and hating Josh. Also Josh's wife Nicole has our "Dick Move Of The Week".

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• The Tea Bag Kid

  

  The Tea Bag Kid

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  Published: 8 Feb 2017 Duration: 26:27

  This week we talk about the awkward conversations we're unprepared to have with the kids. Atom's 6 year old was chanting "Tea Bag Tea Bag!" while air humping some kid's head. Awkward conversation to follow.
  This week we talk about the awkward conversations we're unprepared to have with the kids. Atom's 6 year old was chanting "Tea Bag Tea Bag!" while air humping some kid's head. Awkward conversation to follow.

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• Old Guys and Their Balls

  

  Old Guys and Their Balls

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  Published: 1 Feb 2017 Duration: 24:23

  In episode 1 we talk about a bunch of stuff including Atom being anti-social at Josh's kid's birthday, old guys not caring about people seeing their balls, and why Josh hates GoFundMe. Subscribe to us here, in iTunes, or Google Play Music!
  In episode 1 we talk about a bunch of stuff including Atom being anti-social at Josh's kid's birthday, old guys not caring about people seeing their balls, and why Josh hates GoFundMe. Subscribe to us here, in iTunes, or Google Play Music!

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• Fucking Shoot Me

  

  Fucking Shoot Me

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  Published: 13 Apr 2016 Duration: 30:17

  Today we debuted a segment called "Fucking Shoot Me", Discussed reasons our wives hate us, talked about the most inconvenient place our kids had to poop, and more. Either identify with us or use this for birth control. This is real life.
  Today we debuted a segment called "Fucking Shoot Me", Discussed reasons our wives hate us, talked about the most inconvenient place our kids had to poop, and more. Either identify with us or use this for birth control. This is real life.

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• Kids Always Shit In Public

  

  Kids Always Shit In Public

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  Published: 13 Mar 2016 Duration: 20:53

  Today we talked about our kids and how they only like to shit when in public, that time your kid stuck a rock up his nose for the hell of it, places we HATE going with our wives, and a little bit about why they don't like us very much.
  Today we talked about our kids and how they only like to shit when in public, that time your kid stuck a rock up his nose for the hell of it, places we HATE going with our wives, and a little bit about why they don't like us very much.

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