Bachelor Chow

by Nick Bleeker and Scott Strange

Bachelor Chow
  • Language: eng
  • Episodes: 27
  • Last: 5 Nov 2017
Nick Bleeker and Scott Strange are nothing if not connoisseurs of the finest in trash for the mind and trash for the body. So join them each week as they, against their better judgement, recap the Bachelor/ette Australia and provide you the best garbage food recommendations to pair with them, hopefully choking on neither in the process.

Episodes (27)

  • 28 & 29 - The Dugong Knows
    28 & 29 - The Dugong Knows
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    Published: 5 Nov 2017 Duration: 01:45:06
    HOT TIP:  Never trust an Island Scott fpr scheduling purposes, they are a notoriously unreliable species.But we are FINALLY back with Regular Scott and Regular Nick - with special guess Regular Sampson - to see the season of The Bachelorett... Read more →
    HOT TIP:  Never trust an Island Scott fpr scheduling purposes, they are a notoriously unreliable species.But we are FINALLY back with Regular Scott and Regular Nick - with special guess Regular Sampson - to see the season of The Bachelorett... Read more →

  • 26 & 27 - Block of Dormant Carbon
    26 & 27 - Block of Dormant Carbon
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    Published: 22 Oct 2017 Duration: 01:14:00
    Island Scott arrives as our once loved show of The Bachelorette goes from 100 to 0 in the blink of an episode or two. We barely have time to mourn the loss of James BECAUSE LOVE IS DEAD and we find ourselves counting down the minutes that t... Read more →
    Island Scott arrives as our once loved show of The Bachelorette goes from 100 to 0 in the blink of an episode or two. We barely have time to mourn the loss of James BECAUSE LOVE IS DEAD and we find ourselves counting down the minutes that t... Read more →

  • 25 - Die Hard With Dogs
    25 - Die Hard With Dogs
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    Published: 12 Oct 2017 Duration: 01:01:57
    Nick and Scott decide to go on a juice cleanse after the ordeal of the spew pudding in the last episode, and manage to learn about dirt in the process.  But who cares about that when there is an extended sequence of APOLLO PLAYING WITH PUPP... Read more →
    Nick and Scott decide to go on a juice cleanse after the ordeal of the spew pudding in the last episode, and manage to learn about dirt in the process.  But who cares about that when there is an extended sequence of APOLLO PLAYING WITH PUPP... Read more →

  • 24 - The Ghost Who Trots
    24 - The Ghost Who Trots
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    Published: 11 Oct 2017 Duration: 01:01:12
    There comes a time in everyone's life where they are eating what looks like gelatinous human vomit on a podcast and they ask, "Why did we do this to ourselves?"  This episode is that time.  But never mind that!  We've discovered that Apollo... Read more →
    There comes a time in everyone's life where they are eating what looks like gelatinous human vomit on a podcast and they ask, "Why did we do this to ourselves?"  This episode is that time.  But never mind that!  We've discovered that Apollo... Read more →

  • 23 - Evanescence Mash-Ups
    23 - Evanescence Mash-Ups
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    Published: 5 Oct 2017 Duration: 01:05:20
    This episode of The Bachelorette made us experience real and actual human emotions, and we no longer know what to do with ourselves.  So naturally Scott decides to voluntarily put himself through an intestinal distress challenge while Nick ... Read more →
    This episode of The Bachelorette made us experience real and actual human emotions, and we no longer know what to do with ourselves.  So naturally Scott decides to voluntarily put himself through an intestinal distress challenge while Nick ... Read more →

  • 22 - A Man In His Elephant
    22 - A Man In His Elephant
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    Published: 4 Oct 2017 Duration: 01:01:14
    INTRUDERS have arrived and they are INTRUDING.  Thankfully all the guys on the show warmly welcome the newcomers with open arms.....hahahaha just kidding they act like total petulant turd blossoms.  Except for Apollo, who is a beautiful, ma... Read more →
    INTRUDERS have arrived and they are INTRUDING.  Thankfully all the guys on the show warmly welcome the newcomers with open arms.....hahahaha just kidding they act like total petulant turd blossoms.  Except for Apollo, who is a beautiful, ma... Read more →

  • 21 - Soft S**t Harry
    21 - Soft S**t Harry
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    Published: 28 Sep 2017 Duration: 55:08
    This episode has taught us a valuable and depressing lesson about ourselves - we are not Real Men.  So while we go and hand in are penises at the nearest manhood reclamation station, come join us to meet the Australian Idol's Andrew G appro... Read more →
    This episode has taught us a valuable and depressing lesson about ourselves - we are not Real Men.  So while we go and hand in are penises at the nearest manhood reclamation station, come join us to meet the Australian Idol's Andrew G appro... Read more →

  • 20 - Street Sharks After Dark
    20 - Street Sharks After Dark
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    Published: 27 Sep 2017 Duration: 01:12:06
    This episode we discuss the most important topic of them all - when pooping on a beach, do you dig a hole in the sand or go in the water?  Cast your votes!We've also got a whole bunch of mysteries that can only be solved by Undercover Monks... Read more →
    This episode we discuss the most important topic of them all - when pooping on a beach, do you dig a hole in the sand or go in the water?  Cast your votes!We've also got a whole bunch of mysteries that can only be solved by Undercover Monks... Read more →

  • 19 - Fingerblasting Under A Cheese Platter
    19 - Fingerblasting Under A Cheese Platter
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    Published: 21 Sep 2017 Duration: 59:15
    Scott's managed to escape from the well he was trapped in last episode and make his way back to Nick, only losing a few appendages in the process.  Just in time, too, as this week we're hit with w category-5 hurricane of insecurities, and n... Read more →
    Scott's managed to escape from the well he was trapped in last episode and make his way back to Nick, only losing a few appendages in the process.  Just in time, too, as this week we're hit with w category-5 hurricane of insecurities, and n... Read more →

  • 18 - Doritos For F**king
    18 - Doritos For F**king
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    Published: 20 Sep 2017 Duration: 01:23:17
    We never went away, but WE'RE BACK, and this episode sees Scott coming to you live from beneath the ocean, because something went drastically awry with his microphone.  To make up for it, though, we bring you a special guest host!  And it w... Read more →
    We never went away, but WE'RE BACK, and this episode sees Scott coming to you live from beneath the ocean, because something went drastically awry with his microphone.  To make up for it, though, we bring you a special guest host!  And it w... Read more →

  • 17 - Johnson Family Orgy
    17 - Johnson Family Orgy
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    Published: 14 Sep 2017 Duration: 01:09:47
    Sweet holy Moses WE MADE IT.  We complete our slow trudge through the Bachelor finale and are rewarded with some fine gruel on the other side.  But on the plus side Scott is declared SWEEPS CHAMPION and Nick is totally cool with it and habo... Read more →
    Sweet holy Moses WE MADE IT.  We complete our slow trudge through the Bachelor finale and are rewarded with some fine gruel on the other side.  But on the plus side Scott is declared SWEEPS CHAMPION and Nick is totally cool with it and habo... Read more →

  • 16 - Meet Mashy Joe
    16 - Meet Mashy Joe
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    Published: 13 Sep 2017 Duration: 49:51
    In a testament to how this was a prime example of the Penultimate Episode Blues, Scott and Nick clock in with their shortest episode of the Chowcast yet.  But what it lacks in length, it makes up for in doughnut eating.  But let's not forge... Read more →
    In a testament to how this was a prime example of the Penultimate Episode Blues, Scott and Nick clock in with their shortest episode of the Chowcast yet.  But what it lacks in length, it makes up for in doughnut eating.  But let's not forge... Read more →

  • 15 - Squishy Hairy Meat Flop
    15 - Squishy Hairy Meat Flop
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    Published: 7 Sep 2017 Duration: 01:05:30
    Let's get ready to rumble in the urban jungle, because it's hometowns time.  We watch as Matty J gets accused of being a liar by brothers, sisters, friends, parents, nieces and nephews.  Meanwhile, Scott briefly becomes a time travelling cl... Read more →
    Let's get ready to rumble in the urban jungle, because it's hometowns time.  We watch as Matty J gets accused of being a liar by brothers, sisters, friends, parents, nieces and nephews.  Meanwhile, Scott briefly becomes a time travelling cl... Read more →

  • 14 - Insemination Metaphors
    14 - Insemination Metaphors
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    Published: 6 Sep 2017 Duration: 56:00
    God dammit, Matty J, you son of a bitch, why you gotta do this to our Five-Time NBA Champ?  We will not forget this week's betrayal.  Of course Matty J also has much biggers concerns than the two of us, seeing as after the events of tonight... Read more →
    God dammit, Matty J, you son of a bitch, why you gotta do this to our Five-Time NBA Champ?  We will not forget this week's betrayal.  Of course Matty J also has much biggers concerns than the two of us, seeing as after the events of tonight... Read more →

  • 13 - Plaster Cast Handjobs
    13 - Plaster Cast Handjobs
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    Published: 31 Aug 2017 Duration: 52:27
    Well, this sure was an exceptionally phallic episode that saw Matty pleasuring himself in the air and on the ground, while also pushing his absurd pro-Sydney agenda.  And sweet baby Jesus these group dates are killing us.  But hey, at least... Read more →
    Well, this sure was an exceptionally phallic episode that saw Matty pleasuring himself in the air and on the ground, while also pushing his absurd pro-Sydney agenda.  And sweet baby Jesus these group dates are killing us.  But hey, at least... Read more →

  • 12 - Simone Does Not Have Red Pubes
    12 - Simone Does Not Have Red Pubes
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    Published: 30 Aug 2017 Duration: 54:25
    On one hand, this was the first episode where we could celebrate all the garbage people being gone.  On the other hand, Jesus Christ this episode was boring.  So what else were we to do but bide our time by becoming sworn members of the Cre... Read more →
    On one hand, this was the first episode where we could celebrate all the garbage people being gone.  On the other hand, Jesus Christ this episode was boring.  So what else were we to do but bide our time by becoming sworn members of the Cre... Read more →

  • 11 - Paying The Packo Tax
    11 - Paying The Packo Tax
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    Published: 24 Aug 2017 Duration: 01:04:51
    Before the light comes the darkness.  This is a valuable lesson we learn for this episode, as the moment we've been waiting - nay, begging for finally comes to pass.  And we celebrate such a triumphant occasion by pouring one out for Packo,... Read more →
    Before the light comes the darkness.  This is a valuable lesson we learn for this episode, as the moment we've been waiting - nay, begging for finally comes to pass.  And we celebrate such a triumphant occasion by pouring one out for Packo,... Read more →

  • 10 - Papa Phil's Blood Rage
    10 - Papa Phil's Blood Rage
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    Published: 23 Aug 2017 Duration: 53:13
    It's a tragic day here on Bachelor Chow, as last night we witnessed Matty J commit a terrible rose ceremony crime, proving once and for all that there is no justice in the world, and that The Bachelor Mansion is a lawless land.  Meanwhile s... Read more →
    It's a tragic day here on Bachelor Chow, as last night we witnessed Matty J commit a terrible rose ceremony crime, proving once and for all that there is no justice in the world, and that The Bachelor Mansion is a lawless land.  Meanwhile s... Read more →

  • 09 - Incense Yurt
    09 - Incense Yurt
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    Published: 17 Aug 2017 Duration: 56:16
    We were feeling - dare we say - kinda good after this episode?  We don't understand it either, but we ate a bunch of coffee peanuts so that could have something to do with it.  Meanwhile, Elora is holding Matty J hostage in the Blue Mountai... Read more →
    We were feeling - dare we say - kinda good after this episode?  We don't understand it either, but we ate a bunch of coffee peanuts so that could have something to do with it.  Meanwhile, Elora is holding Matty J hostage in the Blue Mountai... Read more →

  • 08 - Don't Think, Just Jerk
    08 - Don't Think, Just Jerk
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    Published: 16 Aug 2017 Duration: 01:10:38
    We didn't think we were going to have to spent a significant portion of this episode defending one of the worst contestants on the show, BUT HE WE ARE.  Matty's sister has arrived to make his decisions for him, lead the shame brigade, and s... Read more →
    We didn't think we were going to have to spent a significant portion of this episode defending one of the worst contestants on the show, BUT HE WE ARE.  Matty's sister has arrived to make his decisions for him, lead the shame brigade, and s... Read more →