Episodes (161)

• Flatulence Humor

  

  Flatulence Humor

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  Published: 5 Mar 2018 Duration: 54:22

  Hello babies! We've been very busy lately so we're finally catching up on all the good things we missed last year. Why didn't anyone tell Emily to watch Get Out sooner? On this episode, we let the toucan out of the bag! Lisa is creating a n... Read more →
  Hello babies! We've been very busy lately so we're finally catching up on all the good things we missed last year. Why didn't anyone tell Emily to watch Get Out sooner? On this episode, we let the toucan out of the bag! Lisa is creating a n... Read more →

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• Each-uisge (Water Horse)

  

  Each-uisge (Water Horse)

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  Published: 19 Feb 2018 Duration: 46:42

  Hello babies! If a baby Bojack appeared on your porch, would you take care of it? Someone made an eerily realistic Bojack doll and sold it on Etsy. We'd like for whoever bought it to come forward. Emily recorded her live album in Portland r... Read more →
  Hello babies! If a baby Bojack appeared on your porch, would you take care of it? Someone made an eerily realistic Bojack doll and sold it on Etsy. We'd like for whoever bought it to come forward. Emily recorded her live album in Portland r... Read more →

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• Clamato

  

  Clamato

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  Published: 5 Feb 2018 Duration: 44:34

  Hello, babies! We hope you enjoyed the Big Game! We spent Sunday cheering for 2018 all star Phil Rosenthal. We skipped the puppy bowl and revisited that show about hypothetical bizarre animal fights. Also on this episode: a couple is inspir... Read more →
  Hello, babies! We hope you enjoyed the Big Game! We spent Sunday cheering for 2018 all star Phil Rosenthal. We skipped the puppy bowl and revisited that show about hypothetical bizarre animal fights. Also on this episode: a couple is inspir... Read more →

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• List of Gestures

  

  List of Gestures

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  Published: 29 Jan 2018 Duration: 52:48

  Hello geniuses! I mean, hello babies! Both come off kinda condescending, right? We don’t really mean to be. In this episode, Emily considers marrying Lisa’s dog. Lisa has conflicting emotions regarding the hypothetical ceremony. On Wiki of ... Read more →
  Hello geniuses! I mean, hello babies! Both come off kinda condescending, right? We don’t really mean to be. In this episode, Emily considers marrying Lisa’s dog. Lisa has conflicting emotions regarding the hypothetical ceremony. On Wiki of ... Read more →

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• Catalan Mythology About Witches

  

  Catalan Mythology About Witches

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  Published: 15 Jan 2018 Duration: 54:59

  Hello babies!  Emily didn't get a lot of sleep last night because her neighbors fighting, so please ignore all the cold brew slurping sounds. She's hot off the heels of throwing a successful retirement party for all men. We'll explain what ... Read more →
  Hello babies!  Emily didn't get a lot of sleep last night because her neighbors fighting, so please ignore all the cold brew slurping sounds. She's hot off the heels of throwing a successful retirement party for all men. We'll explain what ... Read more →

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• Death During Consensual Sex

  

  Death During Consensual Sex

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  Published: 2 Jan 2018 Duration: 57:48

  Hello babies! Portland, OR based babies: Come to Emily's album recording on January 20th at the Curious Comedy Theater!  Non Portland based babies: Portland is very beautiful in late January, consider visiting?  Happy new year! Maybe things... Read more →
  Hello babies! Portland, OR based babies: Come to Emily's album recording on January 20th at the Curious Comedy Theater!  Non Portland based babies: Portland is very beautiful in late January, consider visiting?  Happy new year! Maybe things... Read more →

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• Woolly Rhizomes

  

  Woolly Rhizomes

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  Published: 18 Dec 2017 Duration: 01:06:03

  Hello babies! We're trying something new today- a 100% Emily and Lisa episode! Emily saw the new film I, Tonya, and tells us about it. On Chunch Chat, Fernando helps Martha Stewart hang her Kugels. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia... Read more →
  Hello babies! We're trying something new today- a 100% Emily and Lisa episode! Emily saw the new film I, Tonya, and tells us about it. On Chunch Chat, Fernando helps Martha Stewart hang her Kugels. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia... Read more →

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• Sasheer Zamata / Nicole Byer

  

  Sasheer Zamata / Nicole Byer

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  Published: 4 Dec 2017 Duration: 01:27:29

  Hello babies! Quick question - if we’re not supposed to pick our noses, why are our fingers *exactly* the right size to get up in there? What habits are you trying to break? On today’s episode, Emily goes to West Virginia and visits a secre... Read more →
  Hello babies! Quick question - if we’re not supposed to pick our noses, why are our fingers *exactly* the right size to get up in there? What habits are you trying to break? On today’s episode, Emily goes to West Virginia and visits a secre... Read more →

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• Chris Marcil / Jon Daly

  

  Chris Marcil / Jon Daly

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  Published: 13 Nov 2017 Duration: 01:41:54

  Hello babies! Have you seen long bear? The legs are quite long. Get one for a significant other before they sell out! On today’s episode, Lisa discovers a new slime teen and one of Emily’s favorite ASMR artists returns. On Wiki of the Week,... Read more →
  Hello babies! Have you seen long bear? The legs are quite long. Get one for a significant other before they sell out! On today’s episode, Lisa discovers a new slime teen and one of Emily’s favorite ASMR artists returns. On Wiki of the Week,... Read more →

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• John Early / Amber Nelson

  

  John Early / Amber Nelson

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  Published: 30 Oct 2017 Duration: 01:32:14

  Hello babies! Hope you’re having a very spooktacular season! Lisa had a creepy experience recently, but not the fun kind of creepy. Emily preps her Halloween costume. If you’re a long time fan of the show, you’ll recognize it immediately! O... Read more →
  Hello babies! Hope you’re having a very spooktacular season! Lisa had a creepy experience recently, but not the fun kind of creepy. Emily preps her Halloween costume. If you’re a long time fan of the show, you’ll recognize it immediately! O... Read more →

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• Jess Dweck / Paul Welsh

  

  Jess Dweck / Paul Welsh

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  Published: 16 Oct 2017 Duration: 01:22:54

  Hello babies! What is your word of the year? We have a few fun and totally not sad options for this year. Emily has a weird, creepy experience with some curtains. Curtains aren’t supposed to do that! Lisa gets a terrible DM on Instagram. On... Read more →
  Hello babies! What is your word of the year? We have a few fun and totally not sad options for this year. Emily has a weird, creepy experience with some curtains. Curtains aren’t supposed to do that! Lisa gets a terrible DM on Instagram. On... Read more →

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• Patty Schemel / James Austin Johnson

  

  Patty Schemel / James Austin Johnson

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  Published: 2 Oct 2017 Duration: 01:25:39

  Lisa is finally getting around to watching The Sopranos in its entirety, so we’re finally getting around to discussing how James Gandolfini is actually kind of hunky. Well, specifically, when he was alive. On Wiki of the Week, we read the W... Read more →
  Lisa is finally getting around to watching The Sopranos in its entirety, so we’re finally getting around to discussing how James Gandolfini is actually kind of hunky. Well, specifically, when he was alive. On Wiki of the Week, we read the W... Read more →

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• Lindy West / Nate Fernald

  

  Lindy West / Nate Fernald

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  Published: 18 Sep 2017 Duration: 01:26:26

  Hello babies! Maybe this is actually our five year anniversary show? I’m a little confused. Anyways, Emily celebrated a different anniversary recently by staying at the Disneyland hotel and accomplishing the impossible: eating the correct a... Read more →
  Hello babies! Maybe this is actually our five year anniversary show? I’m a little confused. Anyways, Emily celebrated a different anniversary recently by staying at the Disneyland hotel and accomplishing the impossible: eating the correct a... Read more →

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• Eliot Glazer / Jake Regal

  

  Eliot Glazer / Jake Regal

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  Published: 4 Sep 2017 Duration: 01:26:44

  Hello babies! It’s our five year anniversary episode! Won’t you come celebrate with us? The traditional five year anniversary gift is wood. We’re registered at iTunes, please give us a five star review and just leave us your favorite kind o... Read more →
  Hello babies! It’s our five year anniversary episode! Won’t you come celebrate with us? The traditional five year anniversary gift is wood. We’re registered at iTunes, please give us a five star review and just leave us your favorite kind o... Read more →

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• Demi Adejuyigbe / Brad Morris

  

  Demi Adejuyigbe / Brad Morris

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  Published: 21 Aug 2017 Duration: 01:17:43

  Hello babies! Emily is doing some shows in Texas this week! If you’re in the general vicinity of Texas make it a point to check her out and let her make you laugh! Is the brown noise real? On that note, when was the last time you laughed so... Read more →
  Hello babies! Emily is doing some shows in Texas this week! If you’re in the general vicinity of Texas make it a point to check her out and let her make you laugh! Is the brown noise real? On that note, when was the last time you laughed so... Read more →

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• Nick Thune / Becky Robinson

  

  Nick Thune / Becky Robinson

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  Published: 7 Aug 2017 Duration: 01:24:38

  Hello babies! Have you seen Emily on tour this summer? Go do it if you live near a city! Have you bought a Ban Chunch shirt yet? Go buy one, unless you live somewhere that doesn’t have a post office. In that case, you probably have other th... Read more →
  Hello babies! Have you seen Emily on tour this summer? Go do it if you live near a city! Have you bought a Ban Chunch shirt yet? Go buy one, unless you live somewhere that doesn’t have a post office. In that case, you probably have other th... Read more →

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• Zach Sherwin / Sean Keane

  

  Zach Sherwin / Sean Keane

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  Published: 24 Jul 2017 Duration: 01:28:17

  Hello babies! First things first: Go buy a Chunch shirt and go see Emily on tour this summer! lisahanawalt.threadless.com and emilyheller.tumblr.com respectively. On today’s episode, Lisa has a frustrating online purchase experience. Also o... Read more →
  Hello babies! First things first: Go buy a Chunch shirt and go see Emily on tour this summer! lisahanawalt.threadless.com and emilyheller.tumblr.com respectively. On today’s episode, Lisa has a frustrating online purchase experience. Also o... Read more →

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• Andrew Ti / Jon Daly

  

  Andrew Ti / Jon Daly

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  Published: 10 Jul 2017 Duration: 01:24:09

  Hello babies! Summer is in full effect! Emily overdid it at Disney’s California Adventure and threw up, which ranks as the third most interesting thing to do at Disney's California Adventure. Lisa has a hot take on Josh Gadd and Ed Sheeran.... Read more →
  Hello babies! Summer is in full effect! Emily overdid it at Disney’s California Adventure and threw up, which ranks as the third most interesting thing to do at Disney's California Adventure. Lisa has a hot take on Josh Gadd and Ed Sheeran.... Read more →

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• Jen D'Angelo / Erin Whitehead

  

  Jen D'Angelo / Erin Whitehead

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  Published: 26 Jun 2017 Duration: 01:15:22

  Hello babies! And a special hello to all you fans of Frasier out there! There are at least three references to our favorite show. See if you can find them all, or if I missed any! THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS: Emily visited The Thing, an ... Read more →
  Hello babies! And a special hello to all you fans of Frasier out there! There are at least three references to our favorite show. See if you can find them all, or if I missed any! THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS: Emily visited The Thing, an ... Read more →

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• Alison Leiby / Kristen Studard

  

  Alison Leiby / Kristen Studard

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  Published: 12 Jun 2017 Duration: 01:10:35

  Hello babies! On today’s episode, Emily and Lisa answer YOUR questions! That is, if you are one of the people who asked us a question via Twitter the day we recorded this episode. If you aren’t, maybe you can pretend that one of the questio... Read more →
  Hello babies! On today’s episode, Emily and Lisa answer YOUR questions! That is, if you are one of the people who asked us a question via Twitter the day we recorded this episode. If you aren’t, maybe you can pretend that one of the questio... Read more →

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