Original Podcast from Rochester, NY. Join Pat Sevens and Roy Q. Gordon for comical and perhaps inappropriate observations of life. Old school radio in podcast form direct to your brain through your ear-hole.
Episodes (24)
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AWM Season 2 Episode 3
AWM Season 2 Episode 3
Published: 29 May 2014 Duration: n/aAWM Theater Presents: "The Greece Town Council Meeting, complete with Prayer(s)" Confessions of a fat man.. Maggie Brooks drops in UNANNOUNCED. AWM News #TBT to Episode 11 and... Pat Sevens Sings! He get's all non-soul with Jason DeRulo.AWM Theater Presents: "The Greece Town Council Meeting, complete with Prayer(s)" Confessions of a fat man.. Maggie Brooks drops in UNANNOUNCED. AWM News #TBT to Episode 11 and... Pat Sevens Sings! He get's all non-soul with Jason DeRulo.
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AWM Season 2 Episode 2
AWM Season 2 Episode 2
Published: 2 May 2014 Duration: n/aThe Guys convince an attractive lesbian to be on the show - Meet Kristin! PLUS: Donald Stirling's press conference that the media doesn't want you to hear. Roy's experience in driving school. Pat's wife is going to have an Italian baby from... Read more →The Guys convince an attractive lesbian to be on the show - Meet Kristin! PLUS: Donald Stirling's press conference that the media doesn't want you to hear. Roy's experience in driving school. Pat's wife is going to have an Italian baby from... Read more →
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AWM Season 2 Episode 1
AWM Season 2 Episode 1
Published: 25 Apr 2014 Duration: n/aThe White Men are back, and even whiter! Dyngus Day explained! Pat likes to lick your soiled bed sheets. Roy is hating life, find out why - this time. Plus MORE STUFF FOR YOUR EARS.The White Men are back, and even whiter! Dyngus Day explained! Pat likes to lick your soiled bed sheets. Roy is hating life, find out why - this time. Plus MORE STUFF FOR YOUR EARS.
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AWM # 22 Twelve Years a Racist...but a Good Father.
AWM # 22 Twelve Years a Racist...but a Good Father.
Published: 7 Mar 2014 Duration: n/aPat and Roy are back in the saddle with a new episode of Average White Men. The new and improved PG-13-ish version of our award winning news. Pat's wife won't let him hang out with his bros. Roy is both afraid of spiders and afraid of being... Read more →Pat and Roy are back in the saddle with a new episode of Average White Men. The new and improved PG-13-ish version of our award winning news. Pat's wife won't let him hang out with his bros. Roy is both afraid of spiders and afraid of being... Read more →
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AWM #20 - Christmas, Pooping and Indiana Jones
AWM #20 - Christmas, Pooping and Indiana Jones
Published: 15 Jan 2014 Duration: n/aAWM #20 - Christmas, Pooping and Indiana Jones Hey everyone! The Average White Men have returned after a long holiday nap. The guys recount tales of their holiday. Roy brings up pooping - specifically pooping in private. Pat likes movies ab... Read more →AWM #20 - Christmas, Pooping and Indiana Jones Hey everyone! The Average White Men have returned after a long holiday nap. The guys recount tales of their holiday. Roy brings up pooping - specifically pooping in private. Pat likes movies ab... Read more →
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AWM #19 - Evil Pat Meets Pansy Roy
AWM #19 - Evil Pat Meets Pansy Roy
Published: 16 Dec 2013 Duration: n/aRoy's wife is the man of the house and Pat is a nasty, mean Irish Guy. Plus News and Sports.Roy's wife is the man of the house and Pat is a nasty, mean Irish Guy. Plus News and Sports.
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AWM #18 - Roy is a Drunk, Pat's Dad is a Meth Dealer
AWM #18 - Roy is a Drunk, Pat's Dad is a Meth Dealer
Published: 9 Dec 2013 Duration: n/aThis Week: Roy is most definitely a drunk. Pat means nothing to his meth-dealing father. AWM Award-Winning News Segment: "The Shit You Didn't Read in a Newspaper, Because Who the F### Reads a Newspaper. Smallz with In Case You Missed it Spo... Read more →This Week: Roy is most definitely a drunk. Pat means nothing to his meth-dealing father. AWM Award-Winning News Segment: "The Shit You Didn't Read in a Newspaper, Because Who the F### Reads a Newspaper. Smallz with In Case You Missed it Spo... Read more →
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AWM #17 - Diners are for Whores, What is a 1/2 school day for? and AWM Bloopers
AWM #17 - Diners are for Whores, What is a 1/2 school day for? and AWM Bloopers
Published: 2 Dec 2013 Duration: n/aHappy Birthday Pat Sevens! In honor of Pat's birthday, we've decided not to talk about his birthday! We did, in fact discuss: Roy's trip to his favorite diner and why you shouldn't EVER look in the kitchen. Kids should not have a 1/2 day of... Read more →Happy Birthday Pat Sevens! In honor of Pat's birthday, we've decided not to talk about his birthday! We did, in fact discuss: Roy's trip to his favorite diner and why you shouldn't EVER look in the kitchen. Kids should not have a 1/2 day of... Read more →
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AWM #16 - Pat will be gay for a price, The True Story of Thanksgiving, AWM News & Sports
AWM #16 - Pat will be gay for a price, The True Story of Thanksgiving, AWM News & Sports
Published: 29 Nov 2013 Duration: n/aThis Week: First of all, sorry it is late, Roy screwed up and we lost the episode, so we had to re-record it. Roy is a douche... There is a definite sum of money involved for Pat to have gay sex in public. AWM Radio Theater Presents The Tru... Read more →This Week: First of all, sorry it is late, Roy screwed up and we lost the episode, so we had to re-record it. Roy is a douche... There is a definite sum of money involved for Pat to have gay sex in public. AWM Radio Theater Presents The Tru... Read more →
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AWM #15 - Time Travel Sex and The Most Racist Caller
AWM #15 - Time Travel Sex and The Most Racist Caller
Published: 18 Nov 2013 Duration: n/aRoy Q. Gordon and Pat Sevens discuss who they would bang if they could travel back in time. Meet Henry the Old Curmudgeon - is he the most racist man or just a typical 90 something year old? Oh, and Roy is old. Plus, this week - STUPID NEWS... Read more →Roy Q. Gordon and Pat Sevens discuss who they would bang if they could travel back in time. Meet Henry the Old Curmudgeon - is he the most racist man or just a typical 90 something year old? Oh, and Roy is old. Plus, this week - STUPID NEWS... Read more →
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AWM #14 - Shaving the Nethers, Maggie Brooks' Prison Survival Tip and More
AWM #14 - Shaving the Nethers, Maggie Brooks' Prison Survival Tip and More
Published: 11 Nov 2013 Duration: n/aThis week: Pat is as smooth as a 10 year old boy. Maggie Brooks, Monroe County, NY's County Executive gets personal about her relationship as well as drop a good tip for surviving prison life. AWM News Mr. Smallz's Super Duper Sports Wrap-u... Read more →This week: Pat is as smooth as a 10 year old boy. Maggie Brooks, Monroe County, NY's County Executive gets personal about her relationship as well as drop a good tip for surviving prison life. AWM News Mr. Smallz's Super Duper Sports Wrap-u... Read more →
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AWM #13 - Herpes and Snot, Live with Maggie Brooks and Pat is a Text-hole.
AWM #13 - Herpes and Snot, Live with Maggie Brooks and Pat is a Text-hole.
Published: 4 Nov 2013 Duration: n/aThis week: Roy has a bulging herpe on his face, but that will not stop him from talking about his kids' snot. Our Award Winning News Segment "The Sh** You didn't Read...." Mr. Smallz quick, comical and complete 'In Case you missed it, Sport... Read more →This week: Roy has a bulging herpe on his face, but that will not stop him from talking about his kids' snot. Our Award Winning News Segment "The Sh** You didn't Read...." Mr. Smallz quick, comical and complete 'In Case you missed it, Sport... Read more →
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AWM #12 - Multiple Road-gasms / More minutes, please?
AWM #12 - Multiple Road-gasms / More minutes, please?
Published: 29 Oct 2013 Duration: n/aRoy and Pat talk about douches and deer - and more deer. Plus, AWM Sports! Pat also thinks we should all work longer days - so let's kick his ass!Roy and Pat talk about douches and deer - and more deer. Plus, AWM Sports! Pat also thinks we should all work longer days - so let's kick his ass!
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AWM #11 - Mean Old Ladies at the Grocery Store and A Crossroads Demon Deal
AWM #11 - Mean Old Ladies at the Grocery Store and A Crossroads Demon Deal
Published: 18 Oct 2013 Duration: n/aRoy recounts his tale of the grumpy old lady, eyeing the Wegman's sausage. AWM News "The Sh** You Didn't Read in the Newspaper, Because Who the F*** Reads a Newspaper" , Smallz with "In Case You Missed It" - Sports and Pat poses a hum-dinge... Read more →Roy recounts his tale of the grumpy old lady, eyeing the Wegman's sausage. AWM News "The Sh** You Didn't Read in the Newspaper, Because Who the F*** Reads a Newspaper" , Smallz with "In Case You Missed It" - Sports and Pat poses a hum-dinge... Read more →
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AWM #10 - Stupid Flying People and Pat's Wedding Ring Attracts Hussies:
AWM #10 - Stupid Flying People and Pat's Wedding Ring Attracts Hussies:
Published: 13 Oct 2013 Duration: n/aRoy recounts his trip to the Southland, Pat honestly believes women want him, until they discover he is married. PLUS: AWM's award-winning news segment "The Shit You Didn't Read in the Newspaper, Because Who the F*** Reads a Newspaper" - an... Read more →Roy recounts his trip to the Southland, Pat honestly believes women want him, until they discover he is married. PLUS: AWM's award-winning news segment "The Shit You Didn't Read in the Newspaper, Because Who the F*** Reads a Newspaper" - an... Read more →
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AWM #9 - Funerals, Closet Meat Eaters and Reading to the Blind
AWM #9 - Funerals, Closet Meat Eaters and Reading to the Blind
Published: 4 Oct 2013 Duration: n/aEpisode 9 is NOW LIVE!!!! Roy has to jet to FL for a funeral Pat Sevens expresses his intense desire to put some meat in his mouth. Roy can't even land a volunteer job. PLUS - Smallz with 'In Case You Missed It' sports.Episode 9 is NOW LIVE!!!! Roy has to jet to FL for a funeral Pat Sevens expresses his intense desire to put some meat in his mouth. Roy can't even land a volunteer job. PLUS - Smallz with 'In Case You Missed It' sports.
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AWM #8 - Soccer Mom Cults and Hairy Leg Sex
AWM #8 - Soccer Mom Cults and Hairy Leg Sex
Published: 27 Sep 2013 Duration: n/aRoy talks about a creepy mom-cult creeping around his neighborhood. Pat won't touch his wife's hairy legs AND Smallz with 'In Case You Missed It" Sports wrap up!Roy talks about a creepy mom-cult creeping around his neighborhood. Pat won't touch his wife's hairy legs AND Smallz with 'In Case You Missed It" Sports wrap up!
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AWM #7 - Old Men, BJ's and the Craigslist Prince
AWM #7 - Old Men, BJ's and the Craigslist Prince
Published: 21 Sep 2013 Duration: n/aOn this week's show: Roy Chronicles his rumble with the Old men at BJ's. Pat has a blind date at the AT&T store with the Arab Prince of Craigslist. PLUS: Our AWM News Segment, Shit you didn't read in the newspaper because who the F*** buys ... Read more →On this week's show: Roy Chronicles his rumble with the Old men at BJ's. Pat has a blind date at the AT&T store with the Arab Prince of Craigslist. PLUS: Our AWM News Segment, Shit you didn't read in the newspaper because who the F*** buys ... Read more →
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AWM #6 - Roy becomes Sybil / Pat Hates Jack Klugman
AWM #6 - Roy becomes Sybil / Pat Hates Jack Klugman
Published: 13 Sep 2013 Duration: n/aAverage White Men the Podcast, Episode 6!!! Pat and Roy discuss why the show is now co-hosted by Roy Q. Gordon. AWM News: Shit you didn't read in the newspaper because who the F*** buys a newspaper anyway! Lovely Mayor Race and how it was ... Read more →Average White Men the Podcast, Episode 6!!! Pat and Roy discuss why the show is now co-hosted by Roy Q. Gordon. AWM News: Shit you didn't read in the newspaper because who the F*** buys a newspaper anyway! Lovely Mayor Race and how it was ... Read more →
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AWM #5 - Pat's Colon needs a hug
AWM #5 - Pat's Colon needs a hug
Published: 5 Sep 2013 Duration: n/aOn this episode: Roy's wife thinks he is a complete wuss, and proves it. ** New Segment! 'Shit you didn't read in the newspaper because who the fuck buys a newspaper anyway?!' The real dope on Back to School. Pat is a 90 year old trapped in... Read more →On this episode: Roy's wife thinks he is a complete wuss, and proves it. ** New Segment! 'Shit you didn't read in the newspaper because who the fuck buys a newspaper anyway?!' The real dope on Back to School. Pat is a 90 year old trapped in... Read more →