A podcast from Austin where five friends delve too deep into shallow territory, local drinks, and insults. Nothing is off-limits - everything is ridiculous. Half bro, half brains, fully inappropriate.
Episodes (23)
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Austin2Deep Episode 22 - All-Time Fantasy Wrestling Draft
Austin2Deep Episode 22 - All-Time Fantasy Wrestling Draft
Published: 23 Mar 2017 Duration: 02:20:05Its the A2D Fantasy Wrestling Draft!!! All eras and leagues are in play - 4 individual wrestlers, 2 tag-teams, 1 manager. Oh, and 5 assholes picking. We were so pumped for this - it was actually a ridiculously fun time. A lot of 80s/90s ... Read more →Its the A2D Fantasy Wrestling Draft!!! All eras and leagues are in play - 4 individual wrestlers, 2 tag-teams, 1 manager. Oh, and 5 assholes picking. We were so pumped for this - it was actually a ridiculously fun time. A lot of 80s/90s ... Read more →
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Austin2Deep Episode 21 - B Runs
Austin2Deep Episode 21 - B Runs
Published: 5 Mar 2017 Duration: 01:23:05B ran 100 miles. Well, technically his sister-in-law did, but he was there for emotional support, and 20 miles of pain. This leads to legitimate sports talk - who’s the G.O.A.T.? PLUS, George’s terrifying childhood Dimetapp dreams, our se... Read more →B ran 100 miles. Well, technically his sister-in-law did, but he was there for emotional support, and 20 miles of pain. This leads to legitimate sports talk - who’s the G.O.A.T.? PLUS, George’s terrifying childhood Dimetapp dreams, our se... Read more →
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Austin2Deep Episode 20 - Teenage Dirtbags
Austin2Deep Episode 20 - Teenage Dirtbags
Published: 8 Feb 2017 Duration: 01:22:03Ya… we may or may not have been complete teenage dirtbags. On this long requested episode, we catalog our nights of underaged light vandalism - TPing, flour-bombing, mail-box tipping, yard-gnome bashing, powdered-donuting (not that kind), b... Read more →Ya… we may or may not have been complete teenage dirtbags. On this long requested episode, we catalog our nights of underaged light vandalism - TPing, flour-bombing, mail-box tipping, yard-gnome bashing, powdered-donuting (not that kind), b... Read more →
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Austin2Deep Episode 19 - AssAssAss (Ride The Snake)
Austin2Deep Episode 19 - AssAssAss (Ride The Snake)
Published: 14 Jan 2017 Duration: 01:18:45Guys, B is old. He’s getting his (what we can only presume to be perfectly chiseled) anus scoped in TWO WEEKS. Ride the snake, B!! To celebrate, its an all ASSSSS episode. We spelunk into the depths - and they are filthy. We pause to drin... Read more →Guys, B is old. He’s getting his (what we can only presume to be perfectly chiseled) anus scoped in TWO WEEKS. Ride the snake, B!! To celebrate, its an all ASSSSS episode. We spelunk into the depths - and they are filthy. We pause to drin... Read more →
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Austin2Deep Episode 18 - Festivus For The WORST Of Us
Austin2Deep Episode 18 - Festivus For The WORST Of Us
Published: 30 Dec 2016 Duration: 01:24:21Its a FESTIVUS for the WORST of us, especially because B’s too ill to hang (ridiculously good looking people get sick?). Many grievances are aired, and many personal private spaces invaded!! Who would annihilate their Dad in the hypothetica... Read more →Its a FESTIVUS for the WORST of us, especially because B’s too ill to hang (ridiculously good looking people get sick?). Many grievances are aired, and many personal private spaces invaded!! Who would annihilate their Dad in the hypothetica... Read more →
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Austin2Deep Episode 17 - Middle School Blows
Austin2Deep Episode 17 - Middle School Blows
Published: 17 Dec 2016 Duration: 01:21:26Middle school was a bloodbath of embarrassment, awkwardness, and shame - but at least to pass the time you could play a number of mindless yet intensely painful hallway games. Pencil break, quarters, slaps, bloody knuckles, TUMMYSTICKS?!! N... Read more →Middle school was a bloodbath of embarrassment, awkwardness, and shame - but at least to pass the time you could play a number of mindless yet intensely painful hallway games. Pencil break, quarters, slaps, bloody knuckles, TUMMYSTICKS?!! N... Read more →
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Austin2Deep Episode 16 - Community College Dropout Throwdown
Austin2Deep Episode 16 - Community College Dropout Throwdown
Published: 4 Dec 2016 Duration: 01:16:37Will Neil’s 2-ish semesters at Crafton Hills Community College (go Roadrunners!) standup to an Ivy League/MBA boasting aristocrat? Or is the theme song to the segment by far the best part (probably)? The cunning yet ruthless Rizzo joins us ... Read more →Will Neil’s 2-ish semesters at Crafton Hills Community College (go Roadrunners!) standup to an Ivy League/MBA boasting aristocrat? Or is the theme song to the segment by far the best part (probably)? The cunning yet ruthless Rizzo joins us ... Read more →
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Austin2Deep Episode 15 - Cock Talk From The Pump Room
Austin2Deep Episode 15 - Cock Talk From The Pump Room
Published: 18 Nov 2016 Duration: 01:23:16After a minor election debriefing, the dudes introduce a new fun-filled reoccurring segment. Also, we're in our new space at Pool Party Studios, and we need to name it - the Orifice Office is already taken. We watch the Arrival trailer and ... Read more →After a minor election debriefing, the dudes introduce a new fun-filled reoccurring segment. Also, we're in our new space at Pool Party Studios, and we need to name it - the Orifice Office is already taken. We watch the Arrival trailer and ... Read more →
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Austin2Deep Episode 14 - Be My Victim (Halloween)
Austin2Deep Episode 14 - Be My Victim (Halloween)
Published: 31 Oct 2016 Duration: 01:31:10It’s a special extended HALLOWEEN and HORROR episode!! Be our victims. How many snakes did we hide in the studio to stalk Rudy? Is Neil scared of anything, or just a f’n liar? Plus - crap costumes, crap candy, cock windows, alien-egg laying... Read more →It’s a special extended HALLOWEEN and HORROR episode!! Be our victims. How many snakes did we hide in the studio to stalk Rudy? Is Neil scared of anything, or just a f’n liar? Plus - crap costumes, crap candy, cock windows, alien-egg laying... Read more →
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Austin2Deep Episode 13 - Butt Chugs, The Hunted, And TEETH
Austin2Deep Episode 13 - Butt Chugs, The Hunted, And TEETH
Published: 25 Oct 2016 Duration: 01:13:36Butt-chugging, teeth horrors, and the 90’s Ice-T classic “Surviving the Game” - do you hide, go full turncoat, or rip your friend’s ribcage out for use as a floatation device? Find out who’d get picked off, who’d team up, and who'd become G... Read more →Butt-chugging, teeth horrors, and the 90’s Ice-T classic “Surviving the Game” - do you hide, go full turncoat, or rip your friend’s ribcage out for use as a floatation device? Find out who’d get picked off, who’d team up, and who'd become G... Read more →
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Austin2Deep Episode 12 - Aggressively Non-Offensive Ultra High-Brow Interview Episode
Austin2Deep Episode 12 - Aggressively Non-Offensive Ultra High-Brow Interview Episode
Published: 11 Oct 2016 Duration: 01:08:22The aggressively non-offensive, totally appropriate, ultra high-brow INTERVIEW episode. Just kidding, we're really terrible people (except B, of course). Get to know (deeply) the A2D gentlemen. All questions answered.... okay, definitely to... Read more →The aggressively non-offensive, totally appropriate, ultra high-brow INTERVIEW episode. Just kidding, we're really terrible people (except B, of course). Get to know (deeply) the A2D gentlemen. All questions answered.... okay, definitely to... Read more →
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Austin2Deep Episode 11 - Pork Cracklin' Oat Bran
Austin2Deep Episode 11 - Pork Cracklin' Oat Bran
Published: 29 Sep 2016 Duration: 01:16:08One man, 22 sugar cereals, zero dignity - Neil tempts the fate of the cereal gods by downing a bowl from every box. It's a Saturday morning clubhouse episode!! We get deep into best/worst cartoon themes, A2D Garbage Pale Kid names, and EVE... Read more →One man, 22 sugar cereals, zero dignity - Neil tempts the fate of the cereal gods by downing a bowl from every box. It's a Saturday morning clubhouse episode!! We get deep into best/worst cartoon themes, A2D Garbage Pale Kid names, and EVE... Read more →
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Austin2Deep Episode 10 - Fear The Coughing George
Austin2Deep Episode 10 - Fear The Coughing George
Published: 16 Sep 2016 Duration: 58:27We would most certainly throw you in front of a hoard of rabid zombies to save ourselves, given the chance. Sorry dude!! This episode, we chat zombie apocalypse - give up, fight on, or go evil? Neil wonders if George is INFECTED or just und... Read more →We would most certainly throw you in front of a hoard of rabid zombies to save ourselves, given the chance. Sorry dude!! This episode, we chat zombie apocalypse - give up, fight on, or go evil? Neil wonders if George is INFECTED or just und... Read more →
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Austin2Deep Episode 09 - Rap Crap (part 2)
Austin2Deep Episode 09 - Rap Crap (part 2)
Published: 2 Sep 2016 Duration: 01:03:37Hey hey! The second half of a two-parter here for Episode 09. Hear our completed rap in its entirety!! PLUS, we ponder the age-old question... would you take it to give it? And METAL - George introduces us to Job For A Cowboy, his favorite... Read more →Hey hey! The second half of a two-parter here for Episode 09. Hear our completed rap in its entirety!! PLUS, we ponder the age-old question... would you take it to give it? And METAL - George introduces us to Job For A Cowboy, his favorite... Read more →
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Austin2Deep Episode 08 - Rap Crap (part 1)
Austin2Deep Episode 08 - Rap Crap (part 1)
Published: 2 Sep 2016 Duration: 57:02On this first of a two-parter: HIP-HOP. We play "Wu-Tang or Not?" (aka "Guess Wu"), argue favorites, and prepare for our own IN-HOUSE lyrical throwdown. TIGERSTYLE. We take it back to '93 on B's request and sip gin + juice with Moody June ... Read more →On this first of a two-parter: HIP-HOP. We play "Wu-Tang or Not?" (aka "Guess Wu"), argue favorites, and prepare for our own IN-HOUSE lyrical throwdown. TIGERSTYLE. We take it back to '93 on B's request and sip gin + juice with Moody June ... Read more →
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Austin2Deep Episode 07 - Chick Flicks, D Pics, Turning Tricks
Austin2Deep Episode 07 - Chick Flicks, D Pics, Turning Tricks
Published: 16 Aug 2016 Duration: 01:04:57On this episode, a trifecta of topics. We start off sensitive with a very telling discussion of romantic comedies, then swiftly shift into D pic talk (as one should). We wrap it up with an attempted argument about "turning tricks", which so... Read more →On this episode, a trifecta of topics. We start off sensitive with a very telling discussion of romantic comedies, then swiftly shift into D pic talk (as one should). We wrap it up with an attempted argument about "turning tricks", which so... Read more →
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Austin2Deep Bonus Short - Rudy's Review (from Episode 01)
Austin2Deep Bonus Short - Rudy's Review (from Episode 01)
Published: 25 Jul 2016 Duration: 05:20Some bonus audio from Episode 01 - Rudy is pissed about Oscars nods, and Chris edits the rant into something more poignant. We call this Rudy's Review.Some bonus audio from Episode 01 - Rudy is pissed about Oscars nods, and Chris edits the rant into something more poignant. We call this Rudy's Review.
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Austin2Deep Episode 06 - Camp Catfish
Austin2Deep Episode 06 - Camp Catfish
Published: 24 Jul 2016 Duration: 01:18:34George #blesses us with the story of Catfish - jolly camp counselor or future therapy session? Also, last supper tipping etiquette , a heated Indiana Jones debate, Hulk Hogan is a sausage casing, The "Power Team" was a racket, and a gun get... Read more →George #blesses us with the story of Catfish - jolly camp counselor or future therapy session? Also, last supper tipping etiquette , a heated Indiana Jones debate, Hulk Hogan is a sausage casing, The "Power Team" was a racket, and a gun get... Read more →
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Austin2Deep Episode 05 - The Running Man Cometh
Austin2Deep Episode 05 - The Running Man Cometh
Published: 24 Jul 2016 Duration: 01:07:53We get deeeep into Paul Glaser's '87 cinematic gem "The Running Man" starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, and decide if its an accurate prediction of a nation under Donald Trump, or just a hot turd. Also, George's POSITIVE experience at the doct... Read more →We get deeeep into Paul Glaser's '87 cinematic gem "The Running Man" starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, and decide if its an accurate prediction of a nation under Donald Trump, or just a hot turd. Also, George's POSITIVE experience at the doct... Read more →
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Austin2Deep Episode 04 - David Bowie's Majestic Unit
Austin2Deep Episode 04 - David Bowie's Majestic Unit
Published: 24 Jul 2016 Duration: 01:04:50David Bowie - man, myth, member. We discuss the legend that is the Starman's unit, and its implications on rock music, Jennifer Connelly, Labyrinth, and Slash's Mom. Also, where's Rudy?! We drink growlers of Black Star Co-op's High Esteem... Read more →David Bowie - man, myth, member. We discuss the legend that is the Starman's unit, and its implications on rock music, Jennifer Connelly, Labyrinth, and Slash's Mom. Also, where's Rudy?! We drink growlers of Black Star Co-op's High Esteem... Read more →
