Attention HellMart Shoppers!

by Thoreau Smiley

Attention HellMart Shoppers!
  • Language: eng
  • Episodes: 24
  • Last: 5 Mar 2018
Join us twice a month for the adventures of the staff of Hello Mart, a big box super store unfortunately situated directly above the gates of hell. Our cast of retail wage-slaves will battle the forces of darkness in order to bring you the very best in minimum wage customer service!

Episodes (24)

  • Episode 16: There's No Place Like Hell
    Episode 16: There's No Place Like Hell
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    Published: 5 Mar 2018 Duration: 44:38
    SEASON 1 FINALE! It's the big showdown at the Hell Gates! Chet makes a choice, Jake has something to crow about and Daniel says stuff that makes people upset. Don't skip out early, the after credits teaser has a very special guest star, and... Read more →
    SEASON 1 FINALE! It's the big showdown at the Hell Gates! Chet makes a choice, Jake has something to crow about and Daniel says stuff that makes people upset. Don't skip out early, the after credits teaser has a very special guest star, and... Read more →

  • Episode 15: Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My TV
    Episode 15: Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My TV
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    Published: 19 Feb 2018 Duration: 22:03
    After the big heist the gang is on the run. Chet reaches out to an old adversary, and Merle gets to go for a ride. This is the penultimate episode of season one. With guest star Paul Sating as Sherrif McCoy. Attention HellMart Shoppers! is ... Read more →
    After the big heist the gang is on the run. Chet reaches out to an old adversary, and Merle gets to go for a ride. This is the penultimate episode of season one. With guest star Paul Sating as Sherrif McCoy. Attention HellMart Shoppers! is ... Read more →

  • Episode 14: Jimmy's Eleven
    Episode 14: Jimmy's Eleven
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    Published: 5 Feb 2018 Duration: 30:49
    Jimmy and his crew stage a heist. Chet also does a thing...kind of. This Episode features Jake Song as Security Guy 1, Laura Bramblette as Security Guy 2, and Jesse Hall as Security Guy 3.  Help support the show on Patreon   Attention HellM... Read more →
    Jimmy and his crew stage a heist. Chet also does a thing...kind of. This Episode features Jake Song as Security Guy 1, Laura Bramblette as Security Guy 2, and Jesse Hall as Security Guy 3.  Help support the show on Patreon   Attention HellM... Read more →

  • Episode 13: Working Stiffs
    Episode 13: Working Stiffs
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    Published: 22 Jan 2018 Duration: 28:44
    Chet interviews some prospective employees and Daniel and Emily pay a visit to Billy Ray, the Leprechaun.  Attention HellMart Shoppers! is listener supported. Go to OUR PATREON to pledge your support. For just $1 a month you can help us sta... Read more →
    Chet interviews some prospective employees and Daniel and Emily pay a visit to Billy Ray, the Leprechaun.  Attention HellMart Shoppers! is listener supported. Go to OUR PATREON to pledge your support. For just $1 a month you can help us sta... Read more →

  • Episode 12 : Chet and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
    Episode 12 : Chet and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
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    Published: 8 Jan 2018 Duration: 31:14
    Chet deals with customers, employees, family, and his own shortcomings as manager.  Please support us on PATREON! Go to http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers to get bonus episodes, early access to new episodes, Stickers, Wallpapers, ... Read more →
    Chet deals with customers, employees, family, and his own shortcomings as manager.  Please support us on PATREON! Go to http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers to get bonus episodes, early access to new episodes, Stickers, Wallpapers, ... Read more →

  • A Cold Christmas In Hell
    A Cold Christmas In Hell
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    Published: 18 Dec 2017 Duration: 21:31
    It's Christmas Eve and Emily arrives in town with no money, no job and a terrible apartment. Will a christmas miracle solve all her problems? Maybe she'll be visited by jolly old St. Nick! It's another holiday flashback episode and this one... Read more →
    It's Christmas Eve and Emily arrives in town with no money, no job and a terrible apartment. Will a christmas miracle solve all her problems? Maybe she'll be visited by jolly old St. Nick! It's another holiday flashback episode and this one... Read more →

  • Holiday Schedule Announcement
    Holiday Schedule Announcement
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    Published: 27 Nov 2017 Duration: 00:52
    Attention HellMart Shoppers! Thoreau here! This is just a quick update on our schedule for the holidays and the remainder of season 1. Our Christmas special is coming Monday, December 18th, and will be the only episode released in December,... Read more →
    Attention HellMart Shoppers! Thoreau here! This is just a quick update on our schedule for the holidays and the remainder of season 1. Our Christmas special is coming Monday, December 18th, and will be the only episode released in December,... Read more →

  • Episode 11: Chicken Little Big Man
    Episode 11: Chicken Little Big Man
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    Published: 20 Nov 2017 Duration: 25:02
    Daniel uncovers a nefarious scheme at the chicken farm, but is it too late for him to escape? We are entirely listener supported. Help support us and get great bonus content at http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers Leave us a review ... Read more →
    Daniel uncovers a nefarious scheme at the chicken farm, but is it too late for him to escape? We are entirely listener supported. Help support us and get great bonus content at http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers Leave us a review ... Read more →

  • Episode 10: All The Unborn Chicken Voices In My Head
    Episode 10: All The Unborn Chicken Voices In My Head
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    Published: 6 Nov 2017 Duration: 26:51
    Daniel struggles to make friends at his new job. Plus more chickens. We are listener supported! visit our patreon for tons of great bonus content! http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers follow us on twitter @thehellomart like us on fa... Read more →
    Daniel struggles to make friends at his new job. Plus more chickens. We are listener supported! visit our patreon for tons of great bonus content! http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers follow us on twitter @thehellomart like us on fa... Read more →

  • Chet's (Mini) Halloween Spooktacular! 3
    Chet's (Mini) Halloween Spooktacular! 3
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    Published: 30 Oct 2017 Duration: 04:33
    Chet must face the Pumpkin Kng one last time...alone! Visit our patreon to see all the great bonus content available to you now! https://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers.com Follow us on twitter @thehellomart Like us on facebook at fac... Read more →
    Chet must face the Pumpkin Kng one last time...alone! Visit our patreon to see all the great bonus content available to you now! https://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers.com Follow us on twitter @thehellomart Like us on facebook at fac... Read more →

  • Jimmy and Chets (Mini) Halloween Spooktacular 2
    Jimmy and Chets (Mini) Halloween Spooktacular 2
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    Published: 23 Oct 2017 Duration: 05:48
    Guess who's back! Jimmy and Chet face the Pumpkin King again. Will it be a grim battle to the death? Probably not. Go to our Patreon to get extra episodes and tons of great perks and merchandise! http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers... Read more →
    Guess who's back! Jimmy and Chet face the Pumpkin King again. Will it be a grim battle to the death? Probably not. Go to our Patreon to get extra episodes and tons of great perks and merchandise! http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers... Read more →

  • Jimmy and Chet's Halloween Spooktacular!
    Jimmy and Chet's Halloween Spooktacular!
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    Published: 16 Oct 2017 Duration: 12:01
    It's 2005 and Halloween brings a visitor and a new employee. With special guest star Rhiannon McAfee! We are Listener supported! Visit http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers You too can get bonus episodes, early acces to new episodes ... Read more →
    It's 2005 and Halloween brings a visitor and a new employee. With special guest star Rhiannon McAfee! We are Listener supported! Visit http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers You too can get bonus episodes, early acces to new episodes ... Read more →

  • Big News!
    Big News!
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    Published: 9 Oct 2017 Duration: 02:21
     Big News, Everyone! We are launching our PATREON!    I love making this show. It's a true passion of mine, and I'd like to make as much of it as I can! That's where you come in! What do you get out of becoming a Patron? BONUS EPISODES Wou... Read more →
     Big News, Everyone! We are launching our PATREON!    I love making this show. It's a true passion of mine, and I'd like to make as much of it as I can! That's where you come in! What do you get out of becoming a Patron? BONUS EPISODES Wou... Read more →

  • Episode 9: Mommy's Little Monster
    Episode 9: Mommy's Little Monster
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    Published: 2 Oct 2017 Duration: 34:49
    The gang is interviewed about the goings on at the store. Jimmy has a choice to make and Emily prepares for the joys of motherhood. Stay tuned, our PATREON launches in ONE WEEK! Keep up to date by following us on twitter @thehellomart Like ... Read more →
    The gang is interviewed about the goings on at the store. Jimmy has a choice to make and Emily prepares for the joys of motherhood. Stay tuned, our PATREON launches in ONE WEEK! Keep up to date by following us on twitter @thehellomart Like ... Read more →

  • Episode 8: Dante's Disco Inferno - Part II
    Episode 8: Dante's Disco Inferno - Part II
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    Published: 18 Sep 2017 Duration: 26:59
    Zombie Dance Party! Like us on Facebook! Follow us on twitter! Go to http://attentionhellmartshoppers.com. Attention Hellmart Shoppers! is a part of the Fatecrafters Network. We reccomend other high quality and entertaining Fatecrafters sh... Read more →
    Zombie Dance Party! Like us on Facebook! Follow us on twitter! Go to http://attentionhellmartshoppers.com. Attention Hellmart Shoppers! is a part of the Fatecrafters Network. We reccomend other high quality and entertaining Fatecrafters sh... Read more →

  • Episode 7: Dante's Disco Inferno - Part I
    Episode 7: Dante's Disco Inferno - Part I
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    Published: 4 Sep 2017 Duration: 25:34
    It's Sample Day! The store is extra busy, Emily deals with a delicate situation and it's a party in electronics! Please leave us an itunes review! Like us on Facebook! Follow us on Twitter! Visit our website at attentionhellmartshoppers.com... Read more →
    It's Sample Day! The store is extra busy, Emily deals with a delicate situation and it's a party in electronics! Please leave us an itunes review! Like us on Facebook! Follow us on Twitter! Visit our website at attentionhellmartshoppers.com... Read more →

  • Episode 6: Love Will Tear Us Apart : Part II
    Episode 6: Love Will Tear Us Apart : Part II
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    Published: 21 Aug 2017 Duration: 27:57
    Jake feels like Chicken Tonight. Everyone else wants to get some Armando Ferrari and no one seems especially worried about the interdimensional pirate attack. Review us on iTunes, follow us on twitter, like us on facebook!
    Jake feels like Chicken Tonight. Everyone else wants to get some Armando Ferrari and no one seems especially worried about the interdimensional pirate attack. Review us on iTunes, follow us on twitter, like us on facebook!

  • Episode 5: Love Will Tear Us Apart - Part I
    Episode 5: Love Will Tear Us Apart - Part I
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    Published: 7 Aug 2017 Duration: 23:34
    The guys meet Valerie's fiance, who may not be entirely on the up and up and Chet bakes some cookies. Evil Cookies. Review us on itunes! Follow us on Twitter! Like us on Facebook!
    The guys meet Valerie's fiance, who may not be entirely on the up and up and Chet bakes some cookies. Evil Cookies. Review us on itunes! Follow us on Twitter! Like us on Facebook!

  • Episode 4: The Phantom Shoplifter - Part II
    Episode 4: The Phantom Shoplifter - Part II
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    Published: 24 Jul 2017 Duration: 25:32
    The gang searches for the Phantom Shoplifter's hoard and have an unexpected meeting in the basement while Jimmy and Ruth deal with the murderous Leprechaun. Please consider leaving us an iTunes review, following us on twitter @thehellomart ... Read more →
    The gang searches for the Phantom Shoplifter's hoard and have an unexpected meeting in the basement while Jimmy and Ruth deal with the murderous Leprechaun. Please consider leaving us an iTunes review, following us on twitter @thehellomart ... Read more →

  • Episode 3: The Phantom Shoplifter - Part I
    Episode 3: The Phantom Shoplifter - Part I
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    Published: 10 Jul 2017 Duration: 29:43
    Daniel and Emily are hungover after a night out and a customer is looking for a toy. Also there's a thing with a leprechaun. Like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter @thehellomart and review us on iTunes!
    Daniel and Emily are hungover after a night out and a customer is looking for a toy. Also there's a thing with a leprechaun. Like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter @thehellomart and review us on iTunes!

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