Ask Palpatine

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Ask Palpatine
  • Language: eng
  • Episodes: 50
  • Last: 4 May 2014
I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. Really. Once you get to know me you'll find out that I'm really a nice guy.Honestly.

Episodes (50)

  • Ask Palpatine 42: Turning a Jedi
    Ask Palpatine 42: Turning a Jedi
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    Published: 4 May 2014 Duration: 07:02
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →

  • Ask Palpatine is Coming Back!
    Ask Palpatine is Coming Back!
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    Published: 20 Apr 2014 Duration: 05:24
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →

  • Ask Palpatine 303: Gettin' the Girl
    Ask Palpatine 303: Gettin' the Girl
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    Published: 23 Mar 2010 Duration: 04:59
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →

  • Ask Palpatine 202: Load-Bearing Chicks
    Ask Palpatine 202: Load-Bearing Chicks
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    Published: 1 Mar 2010 Duration: 04:25
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →

  • Ask Palpatine 201: Unicorn Fingers
    Ask Palpatine 201: Unicorn Fingers
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    Published: 16 Feb 2010 Duration: 04:56
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →

  • Ask Palpatine Season 2!
    Ask Palpatine Season 2!
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    Published: 24 Jan 2010 Duration: 04:09
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →

  • Ask Palpatine 38: Clone Trooper Happy Meal
    Ask Palpatine 38: Clone Trooper Happy Meal
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    Published: 14 Feb 2009 Duration: 02:02
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →

  • Ask Palpatine 37: Fun Times on Hoth
    Ask Palpatine 37: Fun Times on Hoth
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    Published: 14 Jan 2009 Duration: 03:15
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →

  • Amazon won't let me get their new Amazon Mobile App!
    Amazon won't let me get their new Amazon Mobile App!
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    Published: 4 Dec 2008 Duration: 02:20
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →

  • Ask Palpatine 36: Sith Holidays?
    Ask Palpatine 36: Sith Holidays?
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    Published: 22 Nov 2008 Duration: 05:00
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →

  • Puppet Wars
    Puppet Wars
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    Published: 12 Nov 2008 Duration: 05:04
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →

  • Ask Palpatine 35: How Hot Dogs are Made
    Ask Palpatine 35: How Hot Dogs are Made
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    Published: 9 Nov 2008 Duration: 05:16
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →

  • Ask Palpatine 34: The REAL Rebel Threat
    Ask Palpatine 34: The REAL Rebel Threat
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    Published: 11 Oct 2008 Duration: 02:57
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →

  • Stephen Colbert Interviews Sarah Palin
    Stephen Colbert Interviews Sarah Palin
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    Published: 8 Oct 2008 Duration: 07:45
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →

  • Ask Palpatine: A Better Vader: Designed!
    Ask Palpatine: A Better Vader: Designed!
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    Published: 24 Sep 2008 Duration: 05:58
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →

  • Ask Palpatine 33: YMCA
    Ask Palpatine 33: YMCA
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    Published: 16 Sep 2008 Duration: 03:52
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →

  • Ask Palpatine 32: Dracus Remembered
    Ask Palpatine 32: Dracus Remembered
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    Published: 5 Sep 2008 Duration: 06:38
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →

  • Ask Palpatine 31: Win! Win! Win!
    Ask Palpatine 31: Win! Win! Win!
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    Published: 26 Aug 2008 Duration: 02:21
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →

  • Ask Palpatine 30: Good Times With Weapons
    Ask Palpatine 30: Good Times With Weapons
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    Published: 22 Aug 2008 Duration: 01:02
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →

  • Ask Palpatine 29: Amazing Grace
    Ask Palpatine 29: Amazing Grace
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    Published: 21 Aug 2008 Duration: 03:09
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →
    I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. ... Read more →