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Episodes (70)
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57: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Zombies and an Em-vis Impersonator
57: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Zombies and an Em-vis Impersonator
Published: 4 Mar 2018 Duration: 01:26:29It’s episode 57! Em’s story - the urban legend of Russia’s 1940s sleep experiment - is bananas. In Christine’s words, “What the actual hell, Em.” Meanwhile, Christine discusses the ~timely~ case of the David and Louise Turpin, who held thei... Read more →It’s episode 57! Em’s story - the urban legend of Russia’s 1940s sleep experiment - is bananas. In Christine’s words, “What the actual hell, Em.” Meanwhile, Christine discusses the ~timely~ case of the David and Louise Turpin, who held thei... Read more →
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Listener Stories: Vol. 13
Listener Stories: Vol. 13
Published: 1 Mar 2018 Duration: 46:27It's March (not February, despite what Christine may think) and you know what that means! More spooky, heartwarming, and all-out terrifying stories from none other than YOU GUYS! Plus, we read all the name of our Patreon donors out loud - t... Read more →It's March (not February, despite what Christine may think) and you know what that means! More spooky, heartwarming, and all-out terrifying stories from none other than YOU GUYS! Plus, we read all the name of our Patreon donors out loud - t... Read more →
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56: Hell’s Carpet and a McDonald’s Airbnb
56: Hell’s Carpet and a McDonald’s Airbnb
Published: 25 Feb 2018 Duration: 02:19:48Welcome to episode 56, featuring a surprise ghost story from Em’s stepmom! Oh, and a full episode of creepy. Em covers the notorious Enfield Haunting, which inspired the Conjuring 2 and features a lot of walking furniture. By the way, Em’s ... Read more →Welcome to episode 56, featuring a surprise ghost story from Em’s stepmom! Oh, and a full episode of creepy. Em covers the notorious Enfield Haunting, which inspired the Conjuring 2 and features a lot of walking furniture. By the way, Em’s ... Read more →
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55: Big (Frat) Brother and a Dixie Cup Stethoscope
55: Big (Frat) Brother and a Dixie Cup Stethoscope
Published: 19 Feb 2018 Duration: 01:29:00It’s episode 55, TAKE TWO! Sorry guys, Christine messed up. But we’ve still got a good one for you. Em covers the Congress Plaza Hotel in Chicago, which is full of poison, murder, gang activity, suicide, and ghosts. Oh, and tainted moonshin... Read more →It’s episode 55, TAKE TWO! Sorry guys, Christine messed up. But we’ve still got a good one for you. Em covers the Congress Plaza Hotel in Chicago, which is full of poison, murder, gang activity, suicide, and ghosts. Oh, and tainted moonshin... Read more →
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54: THE ANNIVERSARY EPISODE
54: THE ANNIVERSARY EPISODE
Published: 11 Feb 2018 Duration: 02:02:26WELCOME TO THE ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE! Thank you all for helping us get this far. We couldn’t do any of this without you And we’ve got a special surprise for you! But you’re going to have to listen to find out. Come meet us at CrimeC... Read more →WELCOME TO THE ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE! Thank you all for helping us get this far. We couldn’t do any of this without you And we’ve got a special surprise for you! But you’re going to have to listen to find out. Come meet us at CrimeC... Read more →
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53: The Perm of the Century and A Call to the Apron Factory
53: The Perm of the Century and A Call to the Apron Factory
Published: 4 Feb 2018 Duration: 01:36:33It’s episode 53 and the *gasp* is back. This is maybe our scariest episode yet. Em covers Christine’s favorite topic, Black Eyed Kids (BEKs), whose eyes are voids as black as Em’s heart. Meanwhile, Christine covers the totally bananas story... Read more →It’s episode 53 and the *gasp* is back. This is maybe our scariest episode yet. Em covers Christine’s favorite topic, Black Eyed Kids (BEKs), whose eyes are voids as black as Em’s heart. Meanwhile, Christine covers the totally bananas story... Read more →
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Listener Stories: Vol. 12
Listener Stories: Vol. 12
Published: 1 Feb 2018 Duration: 59:33Thank you guys for one whole year of great listener stories! We can hardly believe it. Tune in for some of our creepiest tales yet, featuring an unsolved murder, a tall ghostly man, and more.Thank you guys for one whole year of great listener stories! We can hardly believe it. Tune in for some of our creepiest tales yet, featuring an unsolved murder, a tall ghostly man, and more.
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52: A Reverse Pickpocket and There Goes Melinda
52: A Reverse Pickpocket and There Goes Melinda
Published: 28 Jan 2018 Duration: 01:27:30Get ready because who knows what the hell is going on in this episode. First off, Em covers the Fairmont Banff Springs Hotel, one of Canada’s most popular haunted locales. It features several ghosts, including one named Sam who may or may n... Read more →Get ready because who knows what the hell is going on in this episode. First off, Em covers the Fairmont Banff Springs Hotel, one of Canada’s most popular haunted locales. It features several ghosts, including one named Sam who may or may n... Read more →
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51: The One Where Ross Gets a Pager and a Moment of Silence for Google
51: The One Where Ross Gets a Pager and a Moment of Silence for Google
Published: 21 Jan 2018 Duration: 01:54:54This episode is a doozy. First, we find out Em’s post-life-tiny-house-minimalist agenda when Em covers the South Shield Poltergeist, who tortured an English family the creepiest way possible, with children’s toys. And guys, get ready for a ... Read more →This episode is a doozy. First, we find out Em’s post-life-tiny-house-minimalist agenda when Em covers the South Shield Poltergeist, who tortured an English family the creepiest way possible, with children’s toys. And guys, get ready for a ... Read more →
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50: Luvs ’N Laffs and an Alt-Right Turn
50: Luvs ’N Laffs and an Alt-Right Turn
Published: 14 Jan 2018 Duration: 01:23:57SASSY THE CLOWN IS BACK! In a big way. In episode 50, Em covers Loftus Hall, which is arguably Ireland’s most haunted locale. It once housed the devil himself, cloven hooves and all. Meanwhile, Christine covers the unexplained disappearance... Read more →SASSY THE CLOWN IS BACK! In a big way. In episode 50, Em covers Loftus Hall, which is arguably Ireland’s most haunted locale. It once housed the devil himself, cloven hooves and all. Meanwhile, Christine covers the unexplained disappearance... Read more →
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49: Bananas in Pajamas and Your Friendly Local Kioskman
49: Bananas in Pajamas and Your Friendly Local Kioskman
Published: 7 Jan 2018 Duration: 01:23:39It’s a Flinstone/Jetson’s crossover! Em tells the podcast’s FIRST alien story, featuring Barney and Betty Hill, who were not martians, although they did get abducted by a UFO. Meanwhile Christine shares the story of the Lake Bodom murders, ... Read more →It’s a Flinstone/Jetson’s crossover! Em tells the podcast’s FIRST alien story, featuring Barney and Betty Hill, who were not martians, although they did get abducted by a UFO. Meanwhile Christine shares the story of the Lake Bodom murders, ... Read more →
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Listener Stories: Vol. 11
Listener Stories: Vol. 11
Published: 1 Jan 2018 Duration: 51:32Happy New Year, everyone! If you're worried about staying up until midnight, these creepy af stories should do the trick. In our attempt to make a "holiday-themed episode," we instead end up dissing Furbies, crying about love in the afterli... Read more →Happy New Year, everyone! If you're worried about staying up until midnight, these creepy af stories should do the trick. In our attempt to make a "holiday-themed episode," we instead end up dissing Furbies, crying about love in the afterli... Read more →
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48: The Island of Misfit Priests and the Easter Egg Rapist
48: The Island of Misfit Priests and the Easter Egg Rapist
Published: 31 Dec 2017 Duration: 58:10Happy New Year from the future! Em tells the story of George Lukins (not Lucas), who was famous for his alleged demonic possession and the subsequent exorcism that occurred in 1788. Unfortunately, no “magic practitioners” were able to get h... Read more →Happy New Year from the future! Em tells the story of George Lukins (not Lucas), who was famous for his alleged demonic possession and the subsequent exorcism that occurred in 1788. Unfortunately, no “magic practitioners” were able to get h... Read more →
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47: A Boozy, Goat-Horned Menace and an Unwashed Cup
47: A Boozy, Goat-Horned Menace and an Unwashed Cup
Published: 24 Dec 2017 Duration: 58:21Put on your “Satan regalia” and get ready to swipe right on the boozy menace more affectionately known as Krampus, German’s famous Anti-Santa. Kids these days don’t know how good they have it with their damn Elf on the Shelf! Meanwhile, Chr... Read more →Put on your “Satan regalia” and get ready to swipe right on the boozy menace more affectionately known as Krampus, German’s famous Anti-Santa. Kids these days don’t know how good they have it with their damn Elf on the Shelf! Meanwhile, Chr... Read more →
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46: Cinnamontown™ and Pastor Detective
46: Cinnamontown™ and Pastor Detective
Published: 17 Dec 2017 Duration: 01:08:21Happy Froxing Day! This week Em and Christine discuss several disturbing stories, including the time Christine got her head stuck in a dresser. Em also tells Christine the story of the St. James Hotel in New Mexico, which was run by this gu... Read more →Happy Froxing Day! This week Em and Christine discuss several disturbing stories, including the time Christine got her head stuck in a dresser. Em also tells Christine the story of the St. James Hotel in New Mexico, which was run by this gu... Read more →
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45: Excessive Murder and Miss Vatican
45: Excessive Murder and Miss Vatican
Published: 10 Dec 2017 Duration: 01:19:47Welcome to episode 45, sometimes referred to as Sister Act 17 or Lizzie McGuire Goes to South Korea! In this episode, Em covers the Silent Twins, June and Jennifer Gibbons, who spoke a secret language and couldn’t function without one anoth... Read more →Welcome to episode 45, sometimes referred to as Sister Act 17 or Lizzie McGuire Goes to South Korea! In this episode, Em covers the Silent Twins, June and Jennifer Gibbons, who spoke a secret language and couldn’t function without one anoth... Read more →
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44: Turtle Tortoise and Frogger: lRL
44: Turtle Tortoise and Frogger: lRL
Published: 3 Dec 2017 Duration: 01:22:24It’s time for episode 44! Em covers a restaurant in Florida, but before you get too excited, it’s not Señor Frog’s. It’s called Ashley’s of Rockledge, or as we like to call it, the Loose Caboose. Meanwhile, Christine covers the crazy folie ... Read more →It’s time for episode 44! Em covers a restaurant in Florida, but before you get too excited, it’s not Señor Frog’s. It’s called Ashley’s of Rockledge, or as we like to call it, the Loose Caboose. Meanwhile, Christine covers the crazy folie ... Read more →
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Listener Stories: Vol. 10
Listener Stories: Vol. 10
Published: 1 Dec 2017 Duration: 37:30Can you believe it’s our TENTH episode of listener stories?? And you guys did not disappoint. This episode has a little something for everyone - dogs, aliens, ghosts, and murder. What’s not to love?Can you believe it’s our TENTH episode of listener stories?? And you guys did not disappoint. This episode has a little something for everyone - dogs, aliens, ghosts, and murder. What’s not to love?
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43: A Hell-Roaring Camp and a Chick-en-Training
43: A Hell-Roaring Camp and a Chick-en-Training
Published: 26 Nov 2017 Duration: 01:07:31In episode 43, Christine is the Internet’s Apprentice and Em puts the “ish” in Jew-ish. Em covers the Bullock Hotel in Deadwood, South Dakota. (Pro tip: don’t work there unless you want an invisible, casually omnipresent ghost boss who thro... Read more →In episode 43, Christine is the Internet’s Apprentice and Em puts the “ish” in Jew-ish. Em covers the Bullock Hotel in Deadwood, South Dakota. (Pro tip: don’t work there unless you want an invisible, casually omnipresent ghost boss who thro... Read more →
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42: The Eternal Bromance and Pretty Little Liars 3:16
42: The Eternal Bromance and Pretty Little Liars 3:16
Published: 19 Nov 2017 Duration: 01:22:34Hi, I’m Peter! This is episode 42, in which Christine gyrates from side to side and Janet just can’t get a break. Let’s just say things get pretty ~eccentric~. Em discusses the Harvard Exit Theatre, and Christine “throws Em a bone” and cove... Read more →Hi, I’m Peter! This is episode 42, in which Christine gyrates from side to side and Janet just can’t get a break. Let’s just say things get pretty ~eccentric~. Em discusses the Harvard Exit Theatre, and Christine “throws Em a bone” and cove... Read more →