American Wannabes's Podcast

by Bail Bonds Media

American Wannabes's Podcast
  • Language: eng
  • Episodes: 56
  • Last: 6 Mar 2018
Every week, comedians Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragosa talk life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness as (basically, more or less) Americans. For real.

Episodes (56)

  • Episode 55 - Fresh Off The Oscars
    Episode 55 - Fresh Off The Oscars
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    Published: 6 Mar 2018 Duration: 58:52
    Jesus wants to see DUNKIRK, but Christian tells him it's not what he expects. Christian wants to see THE SHAPE OF WATER, and Jesus' recap starts with "she finger bangs herself every morning." Christian gives a rave review of I, TONYA. Jerry... Read more →
    Jesus wants to see DUNKIRK, but Christian tells him it's not what he expects. Christian wants to see THE SHAPE OF WATER, and Jesus' recap starts with "she finger bangs herself every morning." Christian gives a rave review of I, TONYA. Jerry... Read more →

  • Episode 54 - That Today Is Called Date Rape
    Episode 54 - That Today Is Called Date Rape
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    Published: 28 Feb 2018 Duration: 55:14
    Jesus thinks texting is for pussies. Christian eats charcuterie while his daughter flunks her classes. A fan defends Jerry after last episode's savage beating, but Jerry's too proud to accept. The Wannabes remember their early days slaying ... Read more →
    Jesus thinks texting is for pussies. Christian eats charcuterie while his daughter flunks her classes. A fan defends Jerry after last episode's savage beating, but Jerry's too proud to accept. The Wannabes remember their early days slaying ... Read more →

  • Episode 53 - Not My President’s Day, Parte Dos
    Episode 53 - Not My President’s Day, Parte Dos
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    Published: 19 Feb 2018 Duration: 40:28
    Listener “Deep Dimples” gives thoughtful compliments to Jesus and Christian. Then she drags Jerry HARD. So he goes on an epic rant to clear up some misconceptions. The Wannabes all talk about the words they used growing up that are no longe... Read more →
    Listener “Deep Dimples” gives thoughtful compliments to Jesus and Christian. Then she drags Jerry HARD. So he goes on an epic rant to clear up some misconceptions. The Wannabes all talk about the words they used growing up that are no longe... Read more →

  • Episode 52 - The Side Chick Valentine's Day
    Episode 52 - The Side Chick Valentine's Day
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    Published: 13 Feb 2018 Duration: 48:08
    The guys give on-point Valentine advice. Jesus uses Buy-One-Get-One offers to please his side chick. Christian 'borrows' gift ideas from friends. And Jerry refuses to put effort into anything, including sex. Jerry and Jesus both have experi... Read more →
    The guys give on-point Valentine advice. Jesus uses Buy-One-Get-One offers to please his side chick. Christian 'borrows' gift ideas from friends. And Jerry refuses to put effort into anything, including sex. Jerry and Jesus both have experi... Read more →

  • Episode 51 - A Porno of a Co-Worker
    Episode 51 - A Porno of a Co-Worker
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    Published: 6 Feb 2018 Duration: 45:03
    The Wannabes have glimpsed the future. It is time to talk about DEEP FAKE PORN. But first... Jerry's back from a depressing birthday, while Christian's back from a relaxing vacation. The guys talk Super Bowl, where Jerry lost a ton of money... Read more →
    The Wannabes have glimpsed the future. It is time to talk about DEEP FAKE PORN. But first... Jerry's back from a depressing birthday, while Christian's back from a relaxing vacation. The guys talk Super Bowl, where Jerry lost a ton of money... Read more →

  • Episode 50 - THE LIVE CALL-IN SHOW
    Episode 50 - THE LIVE CALL-IN SHOW
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    Published: 29 Jan 2018 Duration: 01:00:41
    Guest starring Chingo Bling, Christian's wife, Jesus' angry dad and some of our dopest listeners! The Wannabes spend their 50th episode chilling with Coronas and taking calls from fans. Jerry tells the story of how American Wannabes came to... Read more →
    Guest starring Chingo Bling, Christian's wife, Jesus' angry dad and some of our dopest listeners! The Wannabes spend their 50th episode chilling with Coronas and taking calls from fans. Jerry tells the story of how American Wannabes came to... Read more →

  • Episode 49 - Mr. Dave Chappelle Himself Showed Up
    Episode 49 - Mr. Dave Chappelle Himself Showed Up
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    Published: 23 Jan 2018 Duration: 50:41
    Chappelle and John Mayer popped in on the Wannabes' weekly stand-up show: Amigos Thursday at the Comedy Store! Jesus was very impressed with how Mr. Mayer smelled. But first, the final update on Jerry's missing $300! Did he man up and take ... Read more →
    Chappelle and John Mayer popped in on the Wannabes' weekly stand-up show: Amigos Thursday at the Comedy Store! Jesus was very impressed with how Mr. Mayer smelled. But first, the final update on Jerry's missing $300! Did he man up and take ... Read more →

  • Episode 48 - Jesus Came Through In The Clutch
    Episode 48 - Jesus Came Through In The Clutch
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    Published: 16 Jan 2018 Duration: 49:23
    The Wannabes react to a viral clip of a kid getting caught with his pants down. They reminisce about when they first discovered, and then got discovered, spanking the wanking...choking the chicken...slapping the monkey. You get it. Jerry sa... Read more →
    The Wannabes react to a viral clip of a kid getting caught with his pants down. They reminisce about when they first discovered, and then got discovered, spanking the wanking...choking the chicken...slapping the monkey. You get it. Jerry sa... Read more →

  • Episode 47 – Trump's Getting Re-Elected
    Episode 47 – Trump's Getting Re-Elected
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    Published: 8 Jan 2018 Duration: 50:06
    The guys reunite after breaking up for the holidays! Stay until the end for Jerry's bold predicition about the 2020 election. Jesus brought ass cream to his family's White Elephant Christmas party, and all hell broke loose. Jerry can relate... Read more →
    The guys reunite after breaking up for the holidays! Stay until the end for Jerry's bold predicition about the 2020 election. Jesus brought ass cream to his family's White Elephant Christmas party, and all hell broke loose. Jerry can relate... Read more →

  • BEST OF 2017 EPISODE
    BEST OF 2017 EPISODE
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    Published: 22 Dec 2017 Duration: 58:19
    A holiday gift for all of our loyal fans, the Best of 2017 Episode.  Listen for favorites like, Christian shits his pants, Jerry takes Jesus to a Bacero brothel, Jesus' football glory days, and more.  Happy Holidays from the American Wannab... Read more →
    A holiday gift for all of our loyal fans, the Best of 2017 Episode.  Listen for favorites like, Christian shits his pants, Jerry takes Jesus to a Bacero brothel, Jesus' football glory days, and more.  Happy Holidays from the American Wannab... Read more →

  • Episode 46 – Go Get Your Money Back, Jerry!
    Episode 46 – Go Get Your Money Back, Jerry!
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    Published: 19 Dec 2017 Duration: 59:14
    It's the last show of 2017! The guys need to hear from you: What were your favorite Wannabes moments of 2017? As Christmas nears, Jerry's in a tight spot. He sent $300 to the wrong friend, but neither Bank of America nor the lucky guy are w... Read more →
    It's the last show of 2017! The guys need to hear from you: What were your favorite Wannabes moments of 2017? As Christmas nears, Jerry's in a tight spot. He sent $300 to the wrong friend, but neither Bank of America nor the lucky guy are w... Read more →

  • Episode 45 - I Met Dave Motherf**king Chappelle
    Episode 45 - I Met Dave Motherf**king Chappelle
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    Published: 11 Dec 2017 Duration: 56:33
    The Wannabes drag their asses back from a long weekend and everyone is worse for wear. At least they have a good excuse: An all night karaoke rager with the man, the myth, the legend, Dave Chappelle! Meanwhile, Jerry and Jesus make it back ... Read more →
    The Wannabes drag their asses back from a long weekend and everyone is worse for wear. At least they have a good excuse: An all night karaoke rager with the man, the myth, the legend, Dave Chappelle! Meanwhile, Jerry and Jesus make it back ... Read more →

  • Episode 44 - We Just Stole From Kids On Christmas
    Episode 44 - We Just Stole From Kids On Christmas
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    Published: 4 Dec 2017 Duration: 50:04
    The guys talk Christmas preparation. Jesus hates online shopping, Christians daughter still believes in Santa, and Jerry loves shopping for Jerry. The, on the great Toys For Tots caper, Jerry and Jesus steal from children in true Grinch sty... Read more →
    The guys talk Christmas preparation. Jesus hates online shopping, Christians daughter still believes in Santa, and Jerry loves shopping for Jerry. The, on the great Toys For Tots caper, Jerry and Jesus steal from children in true Grinch sty... Read more →

  • Episode 43 - Jerry Got Dumped
    Episode 43 - Jerry Got Dumped
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    Published: 27 Nov 2017 Duration: 50:22
    The guys recap Thanksgiving and Christian's "Friendsgiving" which Jesus doesn't understand and Jerry thinks sounds like a reality TV reunion show.  Then they reminisce about their sexual conquests. Jerry with teachers and parents of kids at... Read more →
    The guys recap Thanksgiving and Christian's "Friendsgiving" which Jesus doesn't understand and Jerry thinks sounds like a reality TV reunion show.  Then they reminisce about their sexual conquests. Jerry with teachers and parents of kids at... Read more →

  • Episode 42 - Every Thanksgiving I Invite One Of My Baby Mamas
    Episode 42 - Every Thanksgiving I Invite One Of My Baby Mamas
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    Published: 20 Nov 2017 Duration: 48:30
    The Wannabes just filmed for HBO Latino and their own project but Christian was nervous and couldn't remember his lines.  Jerry wants to quit the podcast every week and the guys try explain why he shouldn't.  Jesus doesn't know what "forefa... Read more →
    The Wannabes just filmed for HBO Latino and their own project but Christian was nervous and couldn't remember his lines.  Jerry wants to quit the podcast every week and the guys try explain why he shouldn't.  Jesus doesn't know what "forefa... Read more →

  • Episode 41 - This Guy's Probably Just Jerking Off His Monkey
    Episode 41 - This Guy's Probably Just Jerking Off His Monkey
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    Published: 14 Nov 2017 Duration: 43:46
    Jerry, Jesus, and Christian throw shout-outs to listeners.  Jerry talks Jesus into driving to see him in Vegas because he was already "half way there" which turned out to be over 2 1/2 hours away. They decline to discuss their antics except... Read more →
    Jerry, Jesus, and Christian throw shout-outs to listeners.  Jerry talks Jesus into driving to see him in Vegas because he was already "half way there" which turned out to be over 2 1/2 hours away. They decline to discuss their antics except... Read more →

  • Episode 40 - Have You Ever Had A Weinstein Moment?
    Episode 40 - Have You Ever Had A Weinstein Moment?
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    Published: 6 Nov 2017 Duration: 51:55
    Jerry is either recovering from the flu or a depression from the Dodgers losing the World Series. He's currently four bobbleheads in debt. Jesus and Jerry argue over mass shootings and whether or not you're safe in the ghetto. In a dangerou... Read more →
    Jerry is either recovering from the flu or a depression from the Dodgers losing the World Series. He's currently four bobbleheads in debt. Jesus and Jerry argue over mass shootings and whether or not you're safe in the ghetto. In a dangerou... Read more →

  • Episode 39 - Fresh Out Of The Coyote's Trunk
    Episode 39 - Fresh Out Of The Coyote's Trunk
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    Published: 30 Oct 2017 Duration: 54:54
    It's the Halloween episode! The guys talk about favorite candies and costumes.    Jerry walks his ass off during Halloween for the kids but taking them out in his hometown of HP was a mistake, unless you like dogs and angry people.  The guy... Read more →
    It's the Halloween episode! The guys talk about favorite candies and costumes.    Jerry walks his ass off during Halloween for the kids but taking them out in his hometown of HP was a mistake, unless you like dogs and angry people.  The guy... Read more →

  • Episode 38 - Farts And F*cking
    Episode 38 - Farts And F*cking
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    Published: 23 Oct 2017 Duration: 46:37
    Jesus and Christian kick it off with Christian's anniversary trip which involved mostly f*cking and farting. Jesus admits to shitting himself more as an adult than he did as a child and Christian wipes once a day whether he needs it or not.... Read more →
    Jesus and Christian kick it off with Christian's anniversary trip which involved mostly f*cking and farting. Jesus admits to shitting himself more as an adult than he did as a child and Christian wipes once a day whether he needs it or not.... Read more →

  • Episode 37 - I Don't See Color Bro
    Episode 37 - I Don't See Color Bro
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    Published: 16 Oct 2017 Duration: 49:34
    Jerry joins the Latin Kings Of Comedy, Jesus opens for Chingo Bling, and Christian performs in Riverside with people sitting on the stage.  The guys discuss getting threatened/befriended by cholos at their shows, the Rock dissing Tyrese, Em... Read more →
    Jerry joins the Latin Kings Of Comedy, Jesus opens for Chingo Bling, and Christian performs in Riverside with people sitting on the stage.  The guys discuss getting threatened/befriended by cholos at their shows, the Rock dissing Tyrese, Em... Read more →

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