Almost Something

by Dan & Leon

Almost Something
  • Language: eng
  • Episodes: 9
  • Last: 22 Dec 2017
After a 6-year hiatus, they're back. Comedy also-rans Dan & Leon arrogantly return with a podcast that's definitely almost something, insofar as it's slightly more than nothing. Just.

Episodes (9)

  • Almost Something - Ep 9
    Almost Something - Ep 9
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    Published: 22 Dec 2017 Duration: 24:02
    Bells are jingling, nuts are roasting and sacks are being emptied - but enough about the work Christmas party, it's Dan & Leon's final podcast for 2017! (let's face it, probably ever). Snack on a delicious egg tube while Dan & Leon devise a... Read more →
    Bells are jingling, nuts are roasting and sacks are being emptied - but enough about the work Christmas party, it's Dan & Leon's final podcast for 2017! (let's face it, probably ever). Snack on a delicious egg tube while Dan & Leon devise a... Read more →

  • Almost Something - Ep 8
    Almost Something - Ep 8
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    Published: 19 Oct 2017 Duration: 27:08
    Välkommen! Drops of wee come out everywhere this podcast, especially if Dan is planning one of his crazy bed-showers. Meanwhile Leon tiptoes through a dating minefield, and exposes his granddad's weird nightly habit. We know you've missed u... Read more →
    Välkommen! Drops of wee come out everywhere this podcast, especially if Dan is planning one of his crazy bed-showers. Meanwhile Leon tiptoes through a dating minefield, and exposes his granddad's weird nightly habit. We know you've missed u... Read more →

  • Almost Something - Ep 7
    Almost Something - Ep 7
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    Published: 5 Sep 2017 Duration: 28:48
    The Body Episode. After a break for mental health reasons (yours, not ours), standard issue meat-puppets Dan & Leon deftly invade & explore the disgusting carcass we ride around in on a daily basis, ie. the human body. Point and laugh as we... Read more →
    The Body Episode. After a break for mental health reasons (yours, not ours), standard issue meat-puppets Dan & Leon deftly invade & explore the disgusting carcass we ride around in on a daily basis, ie. the human body. Point and laugh as we... Read more →

  • Almost Something - Ep 6
    Almost Something - Ep 6
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    Published: 13 Jul 2017 Duration: 27:22
    Jump on Dan & Leon's hastily-arranged world tour as they break bad with the Queen, fire a French whipped cream torpedo and tuck into some Irish enchiladas with the Biebs. Special guest: Leon's wife (for now).
    Jump on Dan & Leon's hastily-arranged world tour as they break bad with the Queen, fire a French whipped cream torpedo and tuck into some Irish enchiladas with the Biebs. Special guest: Leon's wife (for now).

  • Almost Something - Ep 5
    Almost Something - Ep 5
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    Published: 25 Jun 2017 Duration: 26:14
    This week Dan & Leon come their closest to Something yet. Join them, won't you, as they query which Captain Planeteer burns the hardest, rate themselves out of 10, and fight the terrifying scourge of sink leeches. Special guest: Dan's long-... Read more →
    This week Dan & Leon come their closest to Something yet. Join them, won't you, as they query which Captain Planeteer burns the hardest, rate themselves out of 10, and fight the terrifying scourge of sink leeches. Special guest: Dan's long-... Read more →

  • Almost Something - Ep 4
    Almost Something - Ep 4
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    Published: 15 Jun 2017 Duration: 28:35
    Things get intimate this week (if you call a series of genital mishaps "intimate"). Join Dan & Leon as they attempt a sticky hug with Jerry Seinfeld, set a Singaporean crab loose on a very delicate region, and let Dan's girlfriend treat his... Read more →
    Things get intimate this week (if you call a series of genital mishaps "intimate"). Join Dan & Leon as they attempt a sticky hug with Jerry Seinfeld, set a Singaporean crab loose on a very delicate region, and let Dan's girlfriend treat his... Read more →

  • Almost Something - Ep 3
    Almost Something - Ep 3
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    Published: 31 May 2017 Duration: 35:30
    This one is really almost something. Peer into the abyss with Dan & Leon as we trim Don Burke's pants-hedge, offend a stalker with poo puns, and cut a pizza in a fashion so genius, even DaVinci himself would say: "Getta outta my housa!" Spe... Read more →
    This one is really almost something. Peer into the abyss with Dan & Leon as we trim Don Burke's pants-hedge, offend a stalker with poo puns, and cut a pizza in a fashion so genius, even DaVinci himself would say: "Getta outta my housa!" Spe... Read more →

  • Almost Something - Ep 2
    Almost Something - Ep 2
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    Published: 3 May 2017 Duration: 29:25
    In this week's Almost Something, Dan and Leon question Prince's purple vein, check in on Trumpy's armada, and deal with a serious case of Lego crotch. Special guest: Chucklehead!
    In this week's Almost Something, Dan and Leon question Prince's purple vein, check in on Trumpy's armada, and deal with a serious case of Lego crotch. Special guest: Chucklehead!

  • Almost Something - Ep 1
    Almost Something - Ep 1
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    Published: 14 Apr 2017 Duration: 28:07
    Dan & Leon discuss eating in the shower, instant thief karma, and grannies that wee on golf courses. Special guest: Michael Beveridge.
    Dan & Leon discuss eating in the shower, instant thief karma, and grannies that wee on golf courses. Special guest: Michael Beveridge.