Almost a Joke

by Almost a Joke

Almost a Joke
  • Language: eng
  • Episodes: 45
  • Last: 9 Feb 2016
Spontaneously punny. Inexplicably wacky. It's a festival of hilarity that will help you relax after a long day.

Episodes (45)

  • AJSP 12: The Sex Dollar Bill
    AJSP 12: The Sex Dollar Bill
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    Published: 9 Feb 2016 Duration: 39:48
    Special 12... may be the last special if we don't hear from YOU, the listener. We've done this show for over 4 years now, and we'd really appreciate anything you can do to spread the word. Frankly, we haven't heard from any of you in a whi... Read more →
    Special 12... may be the last special if we don't hear from YOU, the listener. We've done this show for over 4 years now, and we'd really appreciate anything you can do to spread the word. Frankly, we haven't heard from any of you in a whi... Read more →

  • AJSP 11: Secretly Do A Nice Thing
    AJSP 11: Secretly Do A Nice Thing
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    Published: 17 Nov 2015 Duration: 22:22
    Special 11. Can sewing and podcasting mix? Also: late-night parking lot hijinks. Topics: * Sewing & Podcasting at the same time * Spiritual Magic? * Late Night Walmart escapades * Part of Ryan’s body inside of someone’s car * Buying m... Read more →
    Special 11. Can sewing and podcasting mix? Also: late-night parking lot hijinks. Topics: * Sewing & Podcasting at the same time * Spiritual Magic? * Late Night Walmart escapades * Part of Ryan’s body inside of someone’s car * Buying m... Read more →

  • AJSP 10: Yeah, all the Great Shows!
    AJSP 10: Yeah, all the Great Shows!
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    Published: 28 Sep 2015 Duration: 19:22
    Special 10, in which Andrew meets Scott Simpson & Merlin Mann. Topics: * A visit to the Unforgettable "3 Ring Binder" show in SF * And then his parents wanted to come * What it’s like to finally meet Scott Simpson in person * Something ... Read more →
    Special 10, in which Andrew meets Scott Simpson & Merlin Mann. Topics: * A visit to the Unforgettable "3 Ring Binder" show in SF * And then his parents wanted to come * What it’s like to finally meet Scott Simpson in person * Something ... Read more →

  • AJSP 9: Absolutely Nothing
    AJSP 9: Absolutely Nothing
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    Published: 31 Aug 2015 Duration: 15:21
    Special 9. Tad really wants to know if he can help anyone out with a dessert later. Topics: * Overly-friendly servers * Single-serving friendships * Hostesses that do nothing? * Reminiscing on sending Merlin $5 * Andrew is giving AWAY ... Read more →
    Special 9. Tad really wants to know if he can help anyone out with a dessert later. Topics: * Overly-friendly servers * Single-serving friendships * Hostesses that do nothing? * Reminiscing on sending Merlin $5 * Andrew is giving AWAY ... Read more →

  • AJSP 8: In the Garden of Your Mind
    AJSP 8: In the Garden of Your Mind
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    Published: 19 Aug 2015 Duration: 25:42
    Special 8 — the garden of your MIND. 8/19 note: Re-edited for better pacing so we get RIGHT to the good stuff. Topics: * "Sundays in a Row" * The BEST remix song ever: “The Garden of Your Mind” by MelodySheep * Carl Sagan’s billions & bi... Read more →
    Special 8 — the garden of your MIND. 8/19 note: Re-edited for better pacing so we get RIGHT to the good stuff. Topics: * "Sundays in a Row" * The BEST remix song ever: “The Garden of Your Mind” by MelodySheep * Carl Sagan’s billions & bi... Read more →

  • AJSP 7: A Tablespoon of Honey
    AJSP 7: A Tablespoon of Honey
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    Published: 25 Jun 2015 Duration: 42:47
    Special 7. This time, we break the 5th wall. Also, Ryan finally got a pop filter. Topics: * Ryan finally got a pop filter! * The animated GIF bug avatar that we all hate * Van Hœt’s creepy breathing * Giving yourself permission to say w... Read more →
    Special 7. This time, we break the 5th wall. Also, Ryan finally got a pop filter. Topics: * Ryan finally got a pop filter! * The animated GIF bug avatar that we all hate * Van Hœt’s creepy breathing * Giving yourself permission to say w... Read more →

  • AJSP 6: Only There for 45 minutes
    AJSP 6: Only There for 45 minutes
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    Published: 7 Jun 2015 Duration: 31:12
    Special 6. Never take a bite out of a glass. Topics: * How iTunes ratings really help (Enjoy the show? Rating this show on iTunes takes just a few seconds and really helps. Rate AAJ →) * How Coffee & Cider show reminds Andrew of AAJ * Ry... Read more →
    Special 6. Never take a bite out of a glass. Topics: * How iTunes ratings really help (Enjoy the show? Rating this show on iTunes takes just a few seconds and really helps. Rate AAJ →) * How Coffee & Cider show reminds Andrew of AAJ * Ry... Read more →

  • AJSP 5: As Confused as You Are, Dude
    AJSP 5: As Confused as You Are, Dude
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    Published: 27 May 2015 Duration: 22:58
    Special 5. Action-packed gigs. That is all. Topics: * What you need to get “gigs” * Wasting time with Hearthstone * Attempts at a Brazilian accent * Magic Man & Adventure Time * Too many Steve Martin jokes * That Phone Guy videos * W... Read more →
    Special 5. Action-packed gigs. That is all. Topics: * What you need to get “gigs” * Wasting time with Hearthstone * Attempts at a Brazilian accent * Magic Man & Adventure Time * Too many Steve Martin jokes * That Phone Guy videos * W... Read more →

  • AJSP 4: Fifteen Thousand Dollars
    AJSP 4: Fifteen Thousand Dollars
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    Published: 15 May 2015 Duration: 29:57
    Special 4. The lucky one. Clarification on something mentioned: I meant to say that Brian Regan is the most popular comedian who’s never had his own TV show. He obviously already has a show, his fantastic live show, because I saw it. Anyway... Read more →
    Special 4. The lucky one. Clarification on something mentioned: I meant to say that Brian Regan is the most popular comedian who’s never had his own TV show. He obviously already has a show, his fantastic live show, because I saw it. Anyway... Read more →

  • AJSP 3: I’m Gonna Save the Check
    AJSP 3: I’m Gonna Save the Check
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    Published: 9 May 2015 Duration: 29:37
    Our 3rd special! Wow. In this special Ryan (aka. Harrison) shares what is easily the weirdest story that’s ever been told on this show. And that’s saying something. Topics: * How Vitamin Water will only take us to Caffeine Water * Ryan br... Read more →
    Our 3rd special! Wow. In this special Ryan (aka. Harrison) shares what is easily the weirdest story that’s ever been told on this show. And that’s saying something. Topics: * How Vitamin Water will only take us to Caffeine Water * Ryan br... Read more →

  • AJSP 2: The Best Angles of My Stuff
    AJSP 2: The Best Angles of My Stuff
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    Published: 27 Apr 2015 Duration: 38:56
    Another special! Once again, these specials are only minimally edited. Running longer than typical episodes, these specials should tide you over until the next “normal” episode is released. Topics: * Breaking: Volcanic Lightning in Chile ... Read more →
    Another special! Once again, these specials are only minimally edited. Running longer than typical episodes, these specials should tide you over until the next “normal” episode is released. Topics: * Breaking: Volcanic Lightning in Chile ... Read more →

  • AJSP 1: Chewie, We’re Home
    AJSP 1: Chewie, We’re Home
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    Published: 20 Apr 2015 Duration: 28:46
    We’ve decided to do something a little different today. Instead of taking hours upon hours to edit past episodes to comedic perfection, we’re trying something a little more “live” sounding. Today, we release the first of these AAJ Specials ... Read more →
    We’ve decided to do something a little different today. Instead of taking hours upon hours to edit past episodes to comedic perfection, we’re trying something a little more “live” sounding. Today, we release the first of these AAJ Specials ... Read more →

  • AJ s1e33: When Toys used to be Good
    AJ s1e33: When Toys used to be Good
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    Published: 11 Feb 2015 Duration: 14:30
    Wow. Been a while! Rest assured that we are still alive, and we actually redesigned the site in the meantime! What do you think? Until we get sponsors, other projects take precedent, but we’re really excited to share episode 33 with you tod... Read more →
    Wow. Been a while! Rest assured that we are still alive, and we actually redesigned the site in the meantime! What do you think? Until we get sponsors, other projects take precedent, but we’re really excited to share episode 33 with you tod... Read more →

  • AJ s1e32: Shot Through the Internet
    AJ s1e32: Shot Through the Internet
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    Published: 12 Oct 2014 Duration: 31:51
    We're back! And with the longest episode in a long while. Coming in at 31:51, we've got some classically hilarious stories for you guys, including: * How you can steal an old man's chess victory & ruin his afternoon * Harrison gets sucked... Read more →
    We're back! And with the longest episode in a long while. Coming in at 31:51, we've got some classically hilarious stories for you guys, including: * How you can steal an old man's chess victory & ruin his afternoon * Harrison gets sucked... Read more →

  • AJ s1e31: The Elephant in their Dreams
    AJ s1e31: The Elephant in their Dreams
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    Published: 11 Apr 2014 Duration: 16:20
    For this especially bizarre, Blade-Runner-tastic release, we discuss: * The Hidden Truth about most podcasters (except Scott Simpson) * The Problem with "The Santa Claus" * Which one of us isn't popular with YOUR imaginary friend * Why ... Read more →
    For this especially bizarre, Blade-Runner-tastic release, we discuss: * The Hidden Truth about most podcasters (except Scott Simpson) * The Problem with "The Santa Claus" * Which one of us isn't popular with YOUR imaginary friend * Why ... Read more →

  • AJ s1e30: Ninety-Seven Exclamation Marks
    AJ s1e30: Ninety-Seven Exclamation Marks
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    Published: 31 Jan 2014 Duration: 14:27
    For this especially fine-tuned release, we discuss: * Why skydiving and sex don't mix well * Tantalizing Clips from the Unaired Season 8 of Star Trek: Next Generation * The difference between The Skin Tights & The Bag People * How Pens ... Read more →
    For this especially fine-tuned release, we discuss: * Why skydiving and sex don't mix well * Tantalizing Clips from the Unaired Season 8 of Star Trek: Next Generation * The difference between The Skin Tights & The Bag People * How Pens ... Read more →

  • AJ s1e29: A Walking, Talking Popsicle
    AJ s1e29: A Walking, Talking Popsicle
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    Published: 30 Dec 2013 Duration: 17:26
    For this late December release, we discuss: * Harrison's run-in with a mysterious woman who tells him his FUTURE * Perks of being a magician when you need a shuttle * Andrew reads Harrison's mind on-the-air. Serious. * How Comedy can be... Read more →
    For this late December release, we discuss: * Harrison's run-in with a mysterious woman who tells him his FUTURE * Perks of being a magician when you need a shuttle * Andrew reads Harrison's mind on-the-air. Serious. * How Comedy can be... Read more →

  • AJ s1e28: The Thoughts are Explicit
    AJ s1e28: The Thoughts are Explicit
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    Published: 30 Aug 2013 Duration: 17:05
    After a strange hiatus, we return with an even stranger episode, featuring: * The harrowing adventure of losing your bike on a bus * How "Almost a Joke" podcast became explicit * Why black lights are dangerous * What it's like to do the... Read more →
    After a strange hiatus, we return with an even stranger episode, featuring: * The harrowing adventure of losing your bike on a bus * How "Almost a Joke" podcast became explicit * Why black lights are dangerous * What it's like to do the... Read more →

  • AJ s1e27: Your Damn “Hocus Pocus”!
    AJ s1e27: Your Damn “Hocus Pocus”!
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    Published: 29 Jun 2013 Duration: 16:42
    Weaving together disparate stories from two or three different recording sessions, I am shocked to realize that the resulting edited episode is one of my favorite episodes yet. This time, we take a deep dive into: * Harrison's bizarre drea... Read more →
    Weaving together disparate stories from two or three different recording sessions, I am shocked to realize that the resulting edited episode is one of my favorite episodes yet. This time, we take a deep dive into: * Harrison's bizarre drea... Read more →

  • AJ s1e26: Daddy’s Got You
    AJ s1e26: Daddy’s Got You
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    Published: 24 May 2013 Duration: 11:08
    In the first-ever mostly-standing episode, we cover such topic such as: * What it's like to record while standing * Indiana Jones & The Temple of the Blue Moon Crusade * How to get a Series 7 Windows Series Phone * The Epitome of "Almos... Read more →
    In the first-ever mostly-standing episode, we cover such topic such as: * What it's like to record while standing * Indiana Jones & The Temple of the Blue Moon Crusade * How to get a Series 7 Windows Series Phone * The Epitome of "Almos... Read more →