ALBERTA PODCAST

by Chris Valentine and Keifer Dallison

ALBERTA PODCAST
  • Language: eng
  • Episodes: 20
  • Last: 6 Mar 2018
Chris and Keifer search for the Alberta Advantage.

Episodes (20)

  • 20. Legacy Media
    20. Legacy Media
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    Published: 6 Mar 2018 Duration: 01:12:53
    Chris and Keifer are back in the saddle, so to speak, and taking a special look today at magazines targeted at the modern Alberta cow-man, reviews of the pet store at the West Edmonton Mall that got closed down, and getting to the bottom (o... Read more →
    Chris and Keifer are back in the saddle, so to speak, and taking a special look today at magazines targeted at the modern Alberta cow-man, reviews of the pet store at the West Edmonton Mall that got closed down, and getting to the bottom (o... Read more →

  • 19. Ezra Levant Bought Me A Gun
    19. Ezra Levant Bought Me A Gun
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    Published: 27 Feb 2018 Duration: 01:06:46
    Come knock on the door of the ALBERTA PODCAST speakeasy. On tap tonight: the inaugural Crime Rodeo, DNA reconstruction tech, bad cops, our fancyboy Prime Minister and ridculing surviving World War II veterans. Why put your money in your mat... Read more →
    Come knock on the door of the ALBERTA PODCAST speakeasy. On tap tonight: the inaugural Crime Rodeo, DNA reconstruction tech, bad cops, our fancyboy Prime Minister and ridculing surviving World War II veterans. Why put your money in your mat... Read more →

  • X2. Kinder-Egg Pipeline
    X2. Kinder-Egg Pipeline
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    Published: 25 Feb 2018 Duration: 01:05:01
    It's another Chris Free Episode (CFE). Scott, Emily, and Greg join Keifer in the Alberta Studio to read some letters. Should we be allowed to shoot people if they're drunk? What will become of the big pipeline? Where should you go if you wa... Read more →
    It's another Chris Free Episode (CFE). Scott, Emily, and Greg join Keifer in the Alberta Studio to read some letters. Should we be allowed to shoot people if they're drunk? What will become of the big pipeline? Where should you go if you wa... Read more →

  • 18. American Snowboarding Impresario
    18. American Snowboarding Impresario
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    Published: 18 Feb 2018 Duration: 01:40:41
    Happy Lunar New Year to friends-of-the-show Chloe Kim and Margaret Cho. We're getting the droogs together for brunch with Frito-Lay and Pepsi-Co, taking a romantic chairlift ride, destroying the traditions of the Edmonton CFL team, shreddin... Read more →
    Happy Lunar New Year to friends-of-the-show Chloe Kim and Margaret Cho. We're getting the droogs together for brunch with Frito-Lay and Pepsi-Co, taking a romantic chairlift ride, destroying the traditions of the Edmonton CFL team, shreddin... Read more →

  • 17. Showing Those Who Have Recently Walked All Over Me That I Am Above Their Abuse
    17. Showing Those Who Have Recently Walked All Over Me That I Am Above Their Abuse
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    Published: 16 Feb 2018 Duration: 01:34:36
    This is a special emergency session of Alberta Podcast recorded live at an inter-provincial peace summit held in Vancouver, BC at the corporate headquarters of unserious "gaming" podcast Super Hopped-Up. For more information on Super Hopped... Read more →
    This is a special emergency session of Alberta Podcast recorded live at an inter-provincial peace summit held in Vancouver, BC at the corporate headquarters of unserious "gaming" podcast Super Hopped-Up. For more information on Super Hopped... Read more →

  • 16. Guillaume de Balzac
    16. Guillaume de Balzac
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    Published: 5 Feb 2018 Duration: 01:38:54
    Alberta Podcast is for the children. This episode goes out to all the halal beef boys and all the 3D printer girls in Generation Zed who are going to take this dust bowl the Millennials made and turn it into something FUTURETECH. Plus: more... Read more →
    Alberta Podcast is for the children. This episode goes out to all the halal beef boys and all the 3D printer girls in Generation Zed who are going to take this dust bowl the Millennials made and turn it into something FUTURETECH. Plus: more... Read more →

  • 15. Red Deer Advocates
    15. Red Deer Advocates
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    Published: 28 Jan 2018 Duration: 01:33:32
    This Ain't Canadaland XXX. Rock the beat with 12 year-old DJ SABOTAGE and his loud-smoking music teacher. Plus mind sex with Dwayne Johnson, erotic train derailment, hockey chads gone wild, and chasing the Alberta Advantage with the America... Read more →
    This Ain't Canadaland XXX. Rock the beat with 12 year-old DJ SABOTAGE and his loud-smoking music teacher. Plus mind sex with Dwayne Johnson, erotic train derailment, hockey chads gone wild, and chasing the Alberta Advantage with the America... Read more →

  • 14. Hands Hurt From Making Dinner For Mother
    14. Hands Hurt From Making Dinner For Mother
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    Published: 21 Jan 2018 Duration: 01:37:27
    This isn't a comedy podcast, it's a tragedy podcast. If this is your first time listening to the show, we might recommend you try a different episode, because this one is pretty bleak. Getting wood, being honoured by the Japanese emperor, ... Read more →
    This isn't a comedy podcast, it's a tragedy podcast. If this is your first time listening to the show, we might recommend you try a different episode, because this one is pretty bleak. Getting wood, being honoured by the Japanese emperor, ... Read more →

  • 13. Coping With Trauma Badge
    13. Coping With Trauma Badge
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    Published: 16 Jan 2018 Duration: 01:34:28
    We're calling on all freedom-loving Albertans to stand up in defense of your right to nude swimming and therapy chickens. We're daring you to dream of the opposite of a mall. We're putting all child sex abusers on blast and blowing open th... Read more →
    We're calling on all freedom-loving Albertans to stand up in defense of your right to nude swimming and therapy chickens. We're daring you to dream of the opposite of a mall. We're putting all child sex abusers on blast and blowing open th... Read more →

  • 12. It Just Doesn’t Make Sense Anymore To Be In Calgary
    12. It Just Doesn’t Make Sense Anymore To Be In Calgary
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    Published: 14 Jan 2018 Duration: 01:40:16
    I do solemnly swear on my dear mother's life to make this my primary purchasing area, to uphold the Nudist's Creed, respect the early culture of the new funicular, to learn volume, area, perimeter, and some basic facts about the career of ... Read more →
    I do solemnly swear on my dear mother's life to make this my primary purchasing area, to uphold the Nudist's Creed, respect the early culture of the new funicular, to learn volume, area, perimeter, and some basic facts about the career of ... Read more →

  • 11. A Diamond Affair
    11. A Diamond Affair
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    Published: 10 Jan 2018 Duration: 01:30:43
    This season, Kindness is Power. Curl up with your favourite diabetic rapper and read Horny Uncle Remus to eachother while you split a Lumberjack Sub. Then, let him brand you, and light an animated GIF of a candle for all the ones we lost. f... Read more →
    This season, Kindness is Power. Curl up with your favourite diabetic rapper and read Horny Uncle Remus to eachother while you split a Lumberjack Sub. Then, let him brand you, and light an animated GIF of a candle for all the ones we lost. f... Read more →

  • X1. Swimming Endlessly In The Nearly Empty Dolphin Lagoon
    X1. Swimming Endlessly In The Nearly Empty Dolphin Lagoon
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    Published: 4 Jan 2018 Duration: 01:22:40
    Keifer is joined by friends Jenna and Matt for an in depth discussion about West Edmonton Mall(WEM), the 8th wonder of the world! Shopping! Water-slides! Amusement Parks! Pirate Ships! Sea Life! Death! All this and much more in a very spec... Read more →
    Keifer is joined by friends Jenna and Matt for an in depth discussion about West Edmonton Mall(WEM), the 8th wonder of the world! Shopping! Water-slides! Amusement Parks! Pirate Ships! Sea Life! Death! All this and much more in a very spec... Read more →

  • 10. Japanese Girl Punches Sperm Out of Nathan Fillion’s Balls
    10. Japanese Girl Punches Sperm Out of Nathan Fillion’s Balls
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    Published: 23 Dec 2017 Duration: 01:37:51
    On the tenth ALBERTA PODCAST Chris and Keifer gave to you: R. vs Keegstra, guns and machetes, killer park rangers, VAAAAAAMPIRE FREEEEAKS, no combat sports, musical theatre, sperm out of balls and a Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. face... Read more →
    On the tenth ALBERTA PODCAST Chris and Keifer gave to you: R. vs Keegstra, guns and machetes, killer park rangers, VAAAAAAMPIRE FREEEEAKS, no combat sports, musical theatre, sperm out of balls and a Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. face... Read more →

  • 09. How Can We Steal Valour With This Gundam?
    09. How Can We Steal Valour With This Gundam?
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    Published: 20 Dec 2017 Duration: 01:22:24
    Astonishing but true tales from the Marlborough Mall, horse rustlers, creep catchers, Hezbollah veterans, unpopular Hart brothers, PLUS threats to your pets, being fair to Hehr and shopping with cops. facebook.com/albertapodcast twitter.co... Read more →
    Astonishing but true tales from the Marlborough Mall, horse rustlers, creep catchers, Hezbollah veterans, unpopular Hart brothers, PLUS threats to your pets, being fair to Hehr and shopping with cops. facebook.com/albertapodcast twitter.co... Read more →

  • 08. Being a Slumlord is a Young Man’s Game
    08. Being a Slumlord is a Young Man’s Game
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    Published: 12 Dec 2017 Duration: 01:25:40
    Sometimes you win, and sometimes you lose... the Grey Cup. Sometimes you find a box full of drugs in the park. Sometimes your gears get jammed. Sometimes you get a great idea to revitalise Edmonton's river valley. And sometimes, just someti... Read more →
    Sometimes you win, and sometimes you lose... the Grey Cup. Sometimes you find a box full of drugs in the park. Sometimes your gears get jammed. Sometimes you get a great idea to revitalise Edmonton's river valley. And sometimes, just someti... Read more →

  • 07. The Cowards Punch (Featuring The Black Mamba)
    07. The Cowards Punch (Featuring The Black Mamba)
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    Published: 3 Dec 2017 Duration: 01:27:32
    We're talking about diseases! We're talking about Peacocks! We're talking about Oil! We're chit-chatting and gib-gabbing until the cows come home.    Thanks for listening as we work on our Out Loud Reading Skills.     Outro: Changes (1988 ... Read more →
    We're talking about diseases! We're talking about Peacocks! We're talking about Oil! We're chit-chatting and gib-gabbing until the cows come home.    Thanks for listening as we work on our Out Loud Reading Skills.     Outro: Changes (1988 ... Read more →

  • 06. Micro Gams
    06. Micro Gams
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    Published: 22 Nov 2017 Duration: 01:14:57
    If you think the idea of your child joining a GSA is scary or amoral, this is the episode for you! We won't validate those fears or quash your concerns. We just want you to know that this is your episode. The next episode is for bug chaser... Read more →
    If you think the idea of your child joining a GSA is scary or amoral, this is the episode for you! We won't validate those fears or quash your concerns. We just want you to know that this is your episode. The next episode is for bug chaser... Read more →

  • 05. Pyramid Equals Power!
    05. Pyramid Equals Power!
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    Published: 22 Nov 2017 Duration: 01:25:16
    We did drinking and that was bad of us. Sorry for doing drinks. We delve into the details of the "Nude Kidnapping", Bob Cox being removed from his driveway home, what REALLY goes on in a GSA, and delve into the run of  shows on the ALBERTA... Read more →
    We did drinking and that was bad of us. Sorry for doing drinks. We delve into the details of the "Nude Kidnapping", Bob Cox being removed from his driveway home, what REALLY goes on in a GSA, and delve into the run of  shows on the ALBERTA... Read more →

  • 04. Your Dad’s A Horse Killer
    04. Your Dad’s A Horse Killer
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    Published: 22 Nov 2017 Duration: 01:28:42
    We're talking about the race war, and you'll never guess who we're siding with! Hockey cards, bank robbers, bad drivers, nude kidnappers, And a murder MOIST FOAL!  Thanks for listening. We really appriciate you bearing with us as we learn ... Read more →
    We're talking about the race war, and you'll never guess who we're siding with! Hockey cards, bank robbers, bad drivers, nude kidnappers, And a murder MOIST FOAL!  Thanks for listening. We really appriciate you bearing with us as we learn ... Read more →

  • 03. The Smell Of Boiled Wieners
    03. The Smell Of Boiled Wieners
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    Published: 22 Nov 2017 Duration: 01:24:21
    Episodes 1 and 2 don't exist. This is Episode 1...or is it?! A heroic wrestler, A violent McDonald's patron, A shock rocker gets knocked (around!), and other stuff.   Thank you for listening, Please share!   
    Episodes 1 and 2 don't exist. This is Episode 1...or is it?! A heroic wrestler, A violent McDonald's patron, A shock rocker gets knocked (around!), and other stuff.   Thank you for listening, Please share!