Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Van Halen

by Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Van Halen

Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Van Halen
  • Language: eng
  • Episodes: 17
  • Last: 7 Feb 2018
Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Van Halen - the definitive guide to all things Van Halen. Join comedy's own Stephen Alan Yorke and Cheap Meat's Ross Drummond as they actually DO talk 'bout everything Van Halen... with a few pointless tangents in between. You'll laugh! You'll cry! Perhaps you'll side with team David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar. And maybe you'll pick up fashion tips from Gary Cherone and his leather waistcoats!

Episodes (17)

  • Episode 17 - Tokyo Dome Live in Concert
    Episode 17 - Tokyo Dome Live in Concert
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    Published: 7 Feb 2018 Duration: 01:32:00
    Lights! Camera! No.. wait! This is audio only! Press record! Press Record! Oh Cripes, it's in Japanese! What do I do?! Welcome to Tokyo Dome Live in Concert!The year is 2013, Alex, Eddie and Wolfgang Van Halen have been routing through the ... Read more →
    Lights! Camera! No.. wait! This is audio only! Press record! Press Record! Oh Cripes, it's in Japanese! What do I do?! Welcome to Tokyo Dome Live in Concert!The year is 2013, Alex, Eddie and Wolfgang Van Halen have been routing through the ... Read more →

  • Episode 16 - Live: Right Here, Right Now
    Episode 16 - Live: Right Here, Right Now
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    Published: 7 Jan 2018 Duration: 01:27:32
    A Live Album! A Live Album? Who knows! Can you tell? That’s right, it’s Live: Right Here, Right Now!Hey! Who’s that there sniffing? David Lee Roth? Can you see Sammy and the gang are busy! No we’re not doing a greatest hits album! Haven’t y... Read more →
    A Live Album! A Live Album? Who knows! Can you tell? That’s right, it’s Live: Right Here, Right Now!Hey! Who’s that there sniffing? David Lee Roth? Can you see Sammy and the gang are busy! No we’re not doing a greatest hits album! Haven’t y... Read more →

  • Episode 15 - The Best of Both Worlds
    Episode 15 - The Best of Both Worlds
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    Published: 15 Nov 2017 Duration: 01:28:18
    Holes in the squash court... samurai hair... capri pants strewn all over the shop... it's 2004! It's the Best of Both Worlds! Sometimes you just want to get back in a familiar saddle. Sometimes you've got to make sure your bass playing pal ... Read more →
    Holes in the squash court... samurai hair... capri pants strewn all over the shop... it's 2004! It's the Best of Both Worlds! Sometimes you just want to get back in a familiar saddle. Sometimes you've got to make sure your bass playing pal ... Read more →

  • Episode 14 - Best of Van Halen, Volume 1
    Episode 14 - Best of Van Halen, Volume 1
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    Published: 23 Sep 2017 Duration: 01:27:42
    Fax Machines filled with tornado facts, Ted Templeman by the telephone, David Lee Roth taking a break from his painting and decorating! We're going over Greatest Hits, Volume 1! Isn't it ironic? Don't you think? All these singers, a slice a... Read more →
    Fax Machines filled with tornado facts, Ted Templeman by the telephone, David Lee Roth taking a break from his painting and decorating! We're going over Greatest Hits, Volume 1! Isn't it ironic? Don't you think? All these singers, a slice a... Read more →

  • Episode 13 - Van Halen III
    Episode 13 - Van Halen III
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    Published: 12 Aug 2017 Duration: 01:39:09
    What do you do when it’s the late 90s and you're down a singer? Well you bag yourself a friend of the A-Team... oh, and Gary Cherone! We’re talking Van Halen III of course! Things are TENSE at 5150. Michael Anthony still has the mullet but ... Read more →
    What do you do when it’s the late 90s and you're down a singer? Well you bag yourself a friend of the A-Team... oh, and Gary Cherone! We’re talking Van Halen III of course! Things are TENSE at 5150. Michael Anthony still has the mullet but ... Read more →

  • Episode 12 - Balance
    Episode 12 - Balance
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    Published: 11 Jun 2017 Duration: 01:22:45
    Steady that egg friend! And while you’re at it, watch those conjoined children on that there see-saw, that’s right we’re talking Van Halen’s Balance! Things ever got so bad that you headed to Bryan Adams’ place up in Canada? Just couldn’t b... Read more →
    Steady that egg friend! And while you’re at it, watch those conjoined children on that there see-saw, that’s right we’re talking Van Halen’s Balance! Things ever got so bad that you headed to Bryan Adams’ place up in Canada? Just couldn’t b... Read more →

  • Episode 11 - For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge
    Episode 11 - For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge
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    Published: 9 May 2017 Duration: 01:39:23
    Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it an acronym for a naughty word? Come on down to our Van Halen college, we're talking about For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge! Have you been taking album title recommendations from boxers who's facts don't neces... Read more →
    Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it an acronym for a naughty word? Come on down to our Van Halen college, we're talking about For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge! Have you been taking album title recommendations from boxers who's facts don't neces... Read more →

  • Episode 10 - OU812
    Episode 10 - OU812
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    Published: 24 Feb 2017 Duration: 01:21:58
    For god's sake wipe that smile off your face. I'm not interested in what that other fella has been up to, it's time for us to talk OU812! Have you got noisy neighbours writing riffs? Are they wanting to come into your house smoking a cigare... Read more →
    For god's sake wipe that smile off your face. I'm not interested in what that other fella has been up to, it's time for us to talk OU812! Have you got noisy neighbours writing riffs? Are they wanting to come into your house smoking a cigare... Read more →

  • Episode 9 - Holiday Special
    Episode 9 - Holiday Special
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    Published: 19 Dec 2016 Duration: 01:17:14
    Holidays are coming, Holidays are coming, Holidays are coming.. The Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Van Halen Holiday special is HERE! We're taking a quick break from all things =VH= (well there's a slice of =VH= since we couldn't resist!) to bring you... Read more →
    Holidays are coming, Holidays are coming, Holidays are coming.. The Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Van Halen Holiday special is HERE! We're taking a quick break from all things =VH= (well there's a slice of =VH= since we couldn't resist!) to bring you... Read more →

  • Episode 8 - 5150
    Episode 8 - 5150
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    Published: 28 Nov 2016 Duration: 01:40:49
    What's that coming over the hill? It's blazing red, it's maybe insane, it's wearing Capri Pants? Look out! It's 5150 time! You know what listeners, it's really time you tended to that rattling noise your Lamborghini makes when you pull out ... Read more →
    What's that coming over the hill? It's blazing red, it's maybe insane, it's wearing Capri Pants? Look out! It's 5150 time! You know what listeners, it's really time you tended to that rattling noise your Lamborghini makes when you pull out ... Read more →

  • Episode 7 - 1984 Part 2
    Episode 7 - 1984 Part 2
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    Published: 23 Oct 2016 Duration: 01:37:55
    That heartfelt poem to a Calvin Klein model can wait! It's part 2 of 1984! Grab a racquet listeners, we're heading back to everyone's favourite squash court / recording studio, 5150 to finish off 1984! Eddie is having trouble with his AM ra... Read more →
    That heartfelt poem to a Calvin Klein model can wait! It's part 2 of 1984! Grab a racquet listeners, we're heading back to everyone's favourite squash court / recording studio, 5150 to finish off 1984! Eddie is having trouble with his AM ra... Read more →

  • Episode 6 - 1984 Part 1
    Episode 6 - 1984 Part 1
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    Published: 25 Sep 2016 Duration: 01:32:28
    Buy a packet of cigarettes and give them to a baby with wings - it's 1984!   Well not just yet, it's 1983... and plans to build a squash court go awry. In fact our hero Eddie Van Halen's only gone and bloody built a studio! 5150 levels of c... Read more →
    Buy a packet of cigarettes and give them to a baby with wings - it's 1984!   Well not just yet, it's 1983... and plans to build a squash court go awry. In fact our hero Eddie Van Halen's only gone and bloody built a studio! 5150 levels of c... Read more →

  • Episode 5 - Diver Down
    Episode 5 - Diver Down
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    Published: 19 Aug 2016 Duration: 01:23:13
    Strap on those oxygen canisters kids, we're going Diver Down! 1982... Eddie and the gang just got back from a tour and are about to settle down for a bit of TV, coffee and a biscuit when ol' DLR smashes through the door with visions of cove... Read more →
    Strap on those oxygen canisters kids, we're going Diver Down! 1982... Eddie and the gang just got back from a tour and are about to settle down for a bit of TV, coffee and a biscuit when ol' DLR smashes through the door with visions of cove... Read more →

  • Episode 4 - Fair Warning
    Episode 4 - Fair Warning
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    Published: 28 Jun 2016 Duration: 01:43:16
    Somebody said Fair Warning! Who was it? Did you? No, I'm serious, did you say Fair Warning? We're back! It's Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Van Halen! 1981, Eddie is having a tough time, Ted Templeman is doing his head in! It's a dark and exciting tim... Read more →
    Somebody said Fair Warning! Who was it? Did you? No, I'm serious, did you say Fair Warning? We're back! It's Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Van Halen! 1981, Eddie is having a tough time, Ted Templeman is doing his head in! It's a dark and exciting tim... Read more →

  • Episode 3 - Women & Children First
    Episode 3 - Women & Children First
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    Published: 27 May 2016 Duration: 01:37:05
    Round 3 of Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Van Halen! It's 1980, our pal Diamond Dave has put on all his finest leathers and chained himself to a fence, will he escape? Will the rest of the band join him in protest? All this and MORE in our episode dis... Read more →
    Round 3 of Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Van Halen! It's 1980, our pal Diamond Dave has put on all his finest leathers and chained himself to a fence, will he escape? Will the rest of the band join him in protest? All this and MORE in our episode dis... Read more →

  • Episode 2 - Van Halen II
    Episode 2 - Van Halen II
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    Published: 30 Apr 2016 Duration: 01:16:22
    Welcome back to Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Van Halen! March 1979, they've toured the world and the old ball & chain that is Warner Bros wants the boys back in the studio stat! That's right, we're talking Van Halen II! We're talking ankle breaks, H... Read more →
    Welcome back to Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Van Halen! March 1979, they've toured the world and the old ball & chain that is Warner Bros wants the boys back in the studio stat! That's right, we're talking Van Halen II! We're talking ankle breaks, H... Read more →

  • Episode 1 - Van Halen (Debut Album)
    Episode 1 - Van Halen (Debut Album)
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    Published: 31 Mar 2016 Duration: 01:26:15
    Welcome to Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Van Halen! It's February 1978, it's the world's first real introduction to the mighty Mammoth (see what we did there?!) that is Van Halen! We're talking David Lee Roth, Eddie's guitar technique and a bit of no... Read more →
    Welcome to Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Van Halen! It's February 1978, it's the world's first real introduction to the mighty Mammoth (see what we did there?!) that is Van Halen! We're talking David Lee Roth, Eddie's guitar technique and a bit of no... Read more →