Afternoonified

by Afternoonified

Afternoonified
  • Language: eng
  • Episodes: 39
  • Last: 7 Mar 2018
Podcast by Afternoonified

Episodes (39)

  • Tulpas
    Tulpas
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    Published: 7 Mar 2018 Duration: 46:27
    The ladies take on the mystery of creating thoughtform entities, what the f*ck that has to do with bronies, and why you can't rely on a tumblr post to give you all the info. Oh, and Emily has a soundboard. It's weird.
    The ladies take on the mystery of creating thoughtform entities, what the f*ck that has to do with bronies, and why you can't rely on a tumblr post to give you all the info. Oh, and Emily has a soundboard. It's weird.

  • Cereal: Origins
    Cereal: Origins
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    Published: 21 Feb 2018 Duration: 42:52
    Ryan wanted to see how the cereal was made and Emily obliged. In this episode the girls discuss old-timey ways of keeping folks from jerkin it and how that relates to our friend, Tony the Tiger. It's Grrrrrrreat!
    Ryan wanted to see how the cereal was made and Emily obliged. In this episode the girls discuss old-timey ways of keeping folks from jerkin it and how that relates to our friend, Tony the Tiger. It's Grrrrrrreat!

  • Human Experimentation and the Nazis
    Human Experimentation and the Nazis
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    Published: 7 Feb 2018 Duration: 50:37
    It's a new season and the ladies are back to their old antics. This week they cover a requested topic that should make everyone feel a little bit icky...Nazi scientists and human experimentation! Hold on to your butts, kids, it's gonna get ... Read more →
    It's a new season and the ladies are back to their old antics. This week they cover a requested topic that should make everyone feel a little bit icky...Nazi scientists and human experimentation! Hold on to your butts, kids, it's gonna get ... Read more →

  • Lesser Known Deities Live! (With Caitlin Weierhauser & Mohanad Elsheiky)
    Lesser Known Deities Live! (With Caitlin Weierhauser & Mohanad Elsheiky)
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    Published: 3 Jan 2018 Duration: 38:06
    In a very special live recording of Afternoonified, Ryan has photos of gaping vaginas, Emily is holiday drunk, and their guests are literally the funniest people in Portland. They may even get around to the topic at hand, obscure gods and ... Read more →
    In a very special live recording of Afternoonified, Ryan has photos of gaping vaginas, Emily is holiday drunk, and their guests are literally the funniest people in Portland. They may even get around to the topic at hand, obscure gods and ... Read more →

  • Haunted Dolls
    Haunted Dolls
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    Published: 6 Dec 2017 Duration: 01:05:20
    With the help of friend and other Ryan, Ryan Marsh, Emily sets out to explore a topic that she hates with all her heart. There's human hair, Australian marionettes from hell, and something that you should NEVER try at home. It's Haunted Dol... Read more →
    With the help of friend and other Ryan, Ryan Marsh, Emily sets out to explore a topic that she hates with all her heart. There's human hair, Australian marionettes from hell, and something that you should NEVER try at home. It's Haunted Dol... Read more →

  • Professional Wrestling (w/ Shane Hosea & Chris Khatami)
    Professional Wrestling (w/ Shane Hosea & Chris Khatami)
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    Published: 22 Nov 2017 Duration: 01:22:50
    Very special guests Shane Hosea and Chris Khatami fill in for Ryan and try to explain something Emily has always wanted to learn about...professional wrestling. There's puns, a surprisingly deep history lesson, and more fun than you can sha... Read more →
    Very special guests Shane Hosea and Chris Khatami fill in for Ryan and try to explain something Emily has always wanted to learn about...professional wrestling. There's puns, a surprisingly deep history lesson, and more fun than you can sha... Read more →

  • Weird Genes
    Weird Genes
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    Published: 8 Nov 2017 Duration: 44:56
    The ladies are turning the weirdness up to eleven this week with a discussion about how it's not your fault that Cilantro tastes like soap. They also cover the tale of the Lobster Boy, blue people and a number of ways in which your family c... Read more →
    The ladies are turning the weirdness up to eleven this week with a discussion about how it's not your fault that Cilantro tastes like soap. They also cover the tale of the Lobster Boy, blue people and a number of ways in which your family c... Read more →

  • Exorcisms
    Exorcisms
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    Published: 25 Oct 2017 Duration: 51:31
    Determined to deliver the spooky goods in time for Halloween, Ryan and Emily bridge the physical distance between them to discuss the intricacies of Exorcism. Find out how to tell if someone is housing a demon, learn where to find the best ... Read more →
    Determined to deliver the spooky goods in time for Halloween, Ryan and Emily bridge the physical distance between them to discuss the intricacies of Exorcism. Find out how to tell if someone is housing a demon, learn where to find the best ... Read more →

  • Roanoke
    Roanoke
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    Published: 11 Oct 2017 Duration: 55:25
    Emily and Ryan start their October off on a spooky note with a tale of horror, mystery, and potential cannibalism! They might not discover the actual fate of the lost colony of Roanoke, but they have a hell of a time trying to sift through ... Read more →
    Emily and Ryan start their October off on a spooky note with a tale of horror, mystery, and potential cannibalism! They might not discover the actual fate of the lost colony of Roanoke, but they have a hell of a time trying to sift through ... Read more →

  • Crime Scene Cleanup
    Crime Scene Cleanup
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    Published: 27 Sep 2017 Duration: 36:11
    What happens when the evidence is collected and the medical examiner rolls out? Someone has to be in charge of the brain bits, blood stains, and mounds of liquifying human flesh and we know it's not gonna be us. This week on Afternoonified,... Read more →
    What happens when the evidence is collected and the medical examiner rolls out? Someone has to be in charge of the brain bits, blood stains, and mounds of liquifying human flesh and we know it's not gonna be us. This week on Afternoonified,... Read more →

  • Spontaneous Human Combustion
    Spontaneous Human Combustion
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    Published: 13 Sep 2017 Duration: 35:34
    Heavily requested and finally tackled, Ryan and Emily are here to try and explain spontaneous human combustion and why it probably won't happen to you.
    Heavily requested and finally tackled, Ryan and Emily are here to try and explain spontaneous human combustion and why it probably won't happen to you.

  • Real Life Mad Scientists (LIVE!! w/ Anthony Hudson)
    Real Life Mad Scientists (LIVE!! w/ Anthony Hudson)
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    Published: 30 Aug 2017 Duration: 47:40
    LIVE FROM KELLY'S OLYMPIAN IN PORTLAND, OR. Ryan, Emily, and their beautiful guest, Anthony Hudson, get into the history of mad scientists in fiction and in real life.
    LIVE FROM KELLY'S OLYMPIAN IN PORTLAND, OR. Ryan, Emily, and their beautiful guest, Anthony Hudson, get into the history of mad scientists in fiction and in real life.

  • Cults Vol. II (w/ Shane Hosea)
    Cults Vol. II (w/ Shane Hosea)
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    Published: 2 Aug 2017 Duration: 01:12:59
    Everyone loves a sequel! At least, the girls hope you do because in this episode they dig a little deeper into the world of Cults with their guest, Shane Hosea. Prepare for Aliens, Vampires, and an unsettling amount of butt stuff.
    Everyone loves a sequel! At least, the girls hope you do because in this episode they dig a little deeper into the world of Cults with their guest, Shane Hosea. Prepare for Aliens, Vampires, and an unsettling amount of butt stuff.

  • Mermaids
    Mermaids
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    Published: 19 Jul 2017 Duration: 57:52
    Ryan and Emily invite their friend, actor Bryan Bernart, into the conference room to discuss the origins of a pop culture phenomena. Join them as they try so hard to stay on topic and recount tales (and tails) of everyone's favorite underse... Read more →
    Ryan and Emily invite their friend, actor Bryan Bernart, into the conference room to discuss the origins of a pop culture phenomena. Join them as they try so hard to stay on topic and recount tales (and tails) of everyone's favorite underse... Read more →

  • Attraction
    Attraction
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    Published: 5 Jul 2017 Duration: 48:39
    The realm of attraction and sexuality is a weird one, to say the least. Of course, weirdness isn’t going to stop Ryan and Emily from trying to understand the ins and outs of fetishes and other such things. This week isn’t for the faint of h... Read more →
    The realm of attraction and sexuality is a weird one, to say the least. Of course, weirdness isn’t going to stop Ryan and Emily from trying to understand the ins and outs of fetishes and other such things. This week isn’t for the faint of h... Read more →

  • Marian Apparitions
    Marian Apparitions
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    Published: 21 Jun 2017 Duration: 59:35
    You've heard about Jesus in a piece of toast...now try The Virgin Mary in the sky! No seriously, since the beginning of the Catholic church there have been reports of people seeing and speaking to the Holy Virgin all over the place. This we... Read more →
    You've heard about Jesus in a piece of toast...now try The Virgin Mary in the sky! No seriously, since the beginning of the Catholic church there have been reports of people seeing and speaking to the Holy Virgin all over the place. This we... Read more →

  • The Sh*t Show
    The Sh*t Show
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    Published: 7 Jun 2017 Duration: 43:11
    Against Emily's better judgement, Ryan takes the wheel and leads everyone on a journey through the wonders and horrors of human excrement. Learn the proper terminology, find out what a healthy poo is supposed to look like and what to keep a... Read more →
    Against Emily's better judgement, Ryan takes the wheel and leads everyone on a journey through the wonders and horrors of human excrement. Learn the proper terminology, find out what a healthy poo is supposed to look like and what to keep a... Read more →

  • Poltergeist
    Poltergeist
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    Published: 24 May 2017 Duration: 47:33
    There's more to poltergeists than ancient Native American burial grounds and that guy from Coach. Ryan and Emily get into the hierarchy of spirits, how to spot a fraud, and why you can't blame all your crap on witches...even in America.
    There's more to poltergeists than ancient Native American burial grounds and that guy from Coach. Ryan and Emily get into the hierarchy of spirits, how to spot a fraud, and why you can't blame all your crap on witches...even in America.

  • Obscure Mental Illnesses
    Obscure Mental Illnesses
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    Published: 10 May 2017 Duration: 54:19
    Even with today's medical advances, we're still discovering new and exciting things that the brain is capable of doing. Of course, with that comes new and less exciting ways that the brain can short circuit and cause problems for it's owner... Read more →
    Even with today's medical advances, we're still discovering new and exciting things that the brain is capable of doing. Of course, with that comes new and less exciting ways that the brain can short circuit and cause problems for it's owner... Read more →

  • Mortuary Science
    Mortuary Science
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    Published: 26 Apr 2017 Duration: 45:20
    We all have to face the fact that we're going to die someday. When that does happen, there's a lot of things that happen to our bodies before we can be officially laid to rest. What are those things? We're going to tell you.
    We all have to face the fact that we're going to die someday. When that does happen, there's a lot of things that happen to our bodies before we can be officially laid to rest. What are those things? We're going to tell you.