AFL Cellar Dwellers

by Footy's Cellar Dwellers

AFL Cellar Dwellers
  • Language: eng
  • Episodes: 30
  • Last: 20 Jun 2017
The Cellar Dwellers is a podcast dedicated to glorifying the best of the worst of Australian Football. We are passionate AFL fans here to make sure that the race for the Spoon gets the attention it needs.

Episodes (30)

  • S03E08 — This Season Is Drunk
    S03E08 — This Season Is Drunk
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    Published: 20 Jun 2017 Duration: 57:46
    We say bye bye to the byes, and decide that this season is the drunkest season at the bar. Sam thinks Jacob Weitering is a ghost.
    We say bye bye to the byes, and decide that this season is the drunkest season at the bar. Sam thinks Jacob Weitering is a ghost.

  • S03E07 — Tank Proof
    S03E07 — Tank Proof
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    Published: 17 Jun 2017 Duration: 49:47
    We showed up to play somewhere during the first half with this episode... but better late than never. A special episode feature a mid-season review for our bottom-four candidates, and also Sam's mic worked this time.
    We showed up to play somewhere during the first half with this episode... but better late than never. A special episode feature a mid-season review for our bottom-four candidates, and also Sam's mic worked this time.

  • S03E06 — Dad Silvagni
    S03E06 — Dad Silvagni
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    Published: 23 May 2017 Duration: 41:32
    Live from Mantra Studios, Chris and Sam return for another week, only this time one of them failed to watch any football. The Cellar finally returns to a semblance of normalcy, and we look across the round and try to figure out what happene... Read more →
    Live from Mantra Studios, Chris and Sam return for another week, only this time one of them failed to watch any football. The Cellar finally returns to a semblance of normalcy, and we look across the round and try to figure out what happene... Read more →

  • S03E05 — Accounts Receivable
    S03E05 — Accounts Receivable
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    Published: 16 May 2017 Duration: 51:44
    A special, face-to-face edition of the podcast, with a rambling coverage of all the worst of AFL this week. Includes our lessening fears of the Adelaide buzz saw, the special Shanghai trip for our special boys, and the demolition of Chris's... Read more →
    A special, face-to-face edition of the podcast, with a rambling coverage of all the worst of AFL this week. Includes our lessening fears of the Adelaide buzz saw, the special Shanghai trip for our special boys, and the demolition of Chris's... Read more →

  • S03E04 — Launcestown
    S03E04 — Launcestown
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    Published: 18 Apr 2017 Duration: 42:57
    We review the latest humiliation for the Hawthorn Hawks, Sydney Swans, and an oh so close game for North Melbourne's Kangaroos, leaving all three winless to start the season. Sam reviews the food available at UNSW Oval in ... Canberra?
    We review the latest humiliation for the Hawthorn Hawks, Sydney Swans, and an oh so close game for North Melbourne's Kangaroos, leaving all three winless to start the season. Sam reviews the food available at UNSW Oval in ... Canberra?

  • S03E03 — Fire of a Thousand Suns
    S03E03 — Fire of a Thousand Suns
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    Published: 14 Apr 2017 Duration: 33:08
    Another week of upsets in the cellar, with Hawthorn, Sydney, and North Melbourne all making unexpected appearances. We delve into the joys of their failure, and Sam speaks in raptures of his beloved Blues.
    Another week of upsets in the cellar, with Hawthorn, Sydney, and North Melbourne all making unexpected appearances. We delve into the joys of their failure, and Sam speaks in raptures of his beloved Blues.

  • S03E02 — Podcast Infringement
    S03E02 — Podcast Infringement
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    Published: 3 Apr 2017 Duration: 40:31
    If Round 02 brought us two complete drubbings and one nail-biter, it also brought us beautiful moments of symmetry with the ladder perfectly balanced, and moments of gorgeous serendipity in Sydney's presence in the bottom four. Chris also t... Read more →
    If Round 02 brought us two complete drubbings and one nail-biter, it also brought us beautiful moments of symmetry with the ladder perfectly balanced, and moments of gorgeous serendipity in Sydney's presence in the bottom four. Chris also t... Read more →

  • S03E01 — Not Tanking Hard Enough
    S03E01 — Not Tanking Hard Enough
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    Published: 28 Mar 2017 Duration: 35:59
    We return from the podcasting equivalent of an ACL, with hot takes on Carlton, Fremantle, Gold Coast, Brisbane, and the triumphant conclusion to the AFLW.
    We return from the podcasting equivalent of an ACL, with hot takes on Carlton, Fremantle, Gold Coast, Brisbane, and the triumphant conclusion to the AFLW.

  • S02E10 — Mid Season Slump
    S02E10 — Mid Season Slump
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    Published: 22 Jun 2016 Duration: 27:10
    Slumping back from the depths of winter, Sam and Chris try to muster the will and the courage to talk about the bottom four. It is ... difficult.
    Slumping back from the depths of winter, Sam and Chris try to muster the will and the courage to talk about the bottom four. It is ... difficult.

  • S02E09 — A Pod Has No Name
    S02E09 — A Pod Has No Name
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    Published: 12 May 2016 Duration: 47:15
    Yet another special face-to-face edition of the pod, whereby Sam and Chris talk to eachother in the same room. Wonders will never cease. Unlike our Cellar teams—Fremantle's, Essendon's, Brisbane's, and Richmond's seasons have all entered ca... Read more →
    Yet another special face-to-face edition of the pod, whereby Sam and Chris talk to eachother in the same room. Wonders will never cease. Unlike our Cellar teams—Fremantle's, Essendon's, Brisbane's, and Richmond's seasons have all entered ca... Read more →

  • S02E08 — Singapore Sling Tackle
    S02E08 — Singapore Sling Tackle
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    Published: 3 May 2016 Duration: 38:55
    A special edition of the podcast, recorded in the same physical location (a deeply airconditioned room in Singapore). We have a look over which of the teams were the worst in the AFL last week, and discussion turns (as it must) to the Colli... Read more →
    A special edition of the podcast, recorded in the same physical location (a deeply airconditioned room in Singapore). We have a look over which of the teams were the worst in the AFL last week, and discussion turns (as it must) to the Colli... Read more →

  • S02E07 — Declaration of Indogpendence
    S02E07 — Declaration of Indogpendence
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    Published: 19 Apr 2016 Duration: 46:06
    We review Round 04, 2016 of the AFL, including Fremantle's inexorable slide into Western oblivion, Collingwood's and Essendon's continued mediocrity, and look at a dumb article on why a good rule is bad. Sam gets disastrously upset about Ca... Read more →
    We review Round 04, 2016 of the AFL, including Fremantle's inexorable slide into Western oblivion, Collingwood's and Essendon's continued mediocrity, and look at a dumb article on why a good rule is bad. Sam gets disastrously upset about Ca... Read more →

  • S02E06 — Look at it Ripple
    S02E06 — Look at it Ripple
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    Published: 13 Apr 2016 Duration: 41:04
    We review Round 03, 2016, and look at just how terrible Essendon, Brisbane, and Carlton were, while Fremantle gets off the hook for another week. We dive deep into $5 note design, and cast our eyes over the wares of the Brisbane Lions. Sam ... Read more →
    We review Round 03, 2016, and look at just how terrible Essendon, Brisbane, and Carlton were, while Fremantle gets off the hook for another week. We dive deep into $5 note design, and cast our eyes over the wares of the Brisbane Lions. Sam ... Read more →

  • S02E05 — Gnome of Paradise
    S02E05 — Gnome of Paradise
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    Published: 29 Mar 2016 Duration: 33:16
    AFL is back! And we are back. Again. Again! A very excited episode, in which we cover the stupidity of the drugs 'scandal', look at some surprising additions to the bottom four, and review a special set of merch from the Adelaide Crows.
    AFL is back! And we are back. Again. Again! A very excited episode, in which we cover the stupidity of the drugs 'scandal', look at some surprising additions to the bottom four, and review a special set of merch from the Adelaide Crows.

  • S02E04 — When I'm 64
    S02E04 — When I'm 64
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    Published: 24 Mar 2016 Duration: 41:00
    We run through everything left from the NAB challenge, go in depth on a very special team, and finish off the What If Teams Were Comprised of the Thing Their Nickname is Bracket 2016. Very exciting.
    We run through everything left from the NAB challenge, go in depth on a very special team, and finish off the What If Teams Were Comprised of the Thing Their Nickname is Bracket 2016. Very exciting.

  • S02E03 — Abi Yoyo
    S02E03 — Abi Yoyo
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    Published: 7 Mar 2016 Duration: 36:16
    We delve into all the news from Week 03 of the NAB Cup, including Essendon's offensive performance, Port Adelaide's Pokémon Day tribute, and continue to dredge deep and dank content from the 2016 Bracket
    We delve into all the news from Week 03 of the NAB Cup, including Essendon's offensive performance, Port Adelaide's Pokémon Day tribute, and continue to dredge deep and dank content from the 2016 Bracket

  • S02E02 — Career Options
    S02E02 — Career Options
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    Published: 29 Feb 2016 Duration: 34:28
    The Cellar continues to chart the best of the worst of AFL football with a review of the Carlton Blues and Essendon Bombers NAB cup clash. Our intrepid reporter was there to bring you all the lowlights. We continue to explore the What If Te... Read more →
    The Cellar continues to chart the best of the worst of AFL football with a review of the Carlton Blues and Essendon Bombers NAB cup clash. Our intrepid reporter was there to bring you all the lowlights. We continue to explore the What If Te... Read more →

  • S02E01 — Censored for Defamation
    S02E01 — Censored for Defamation
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    Published: 25 Feb 2016 Duration: 33:44
    We emerge from the dank darkness of our Summer cellar retreat, with the freshest and hottest of takes on the latest AFL news. Or... not. We unveil a special preseason segment.
    We emerge from the dank darkness of our Summer cellar retreat, with the freshest and hottest of takes on the latest AFL news. Or... not. We unveil a special preseason segment.

  • S01E11 — Gold Coast vs North Melbourne
    S01E11 — Gold Coast vs North Melbourne
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    Published: 9 Jul 2015 Duration: 54:41
    The Return of the Return of the Football Jesus. The bombing of the Essendon Bombers. The rise of the Saints. What’s that Melbourne doing? Where was Brion the Lion when Brisbane needed him most? Plus: + Decisive Indecision! + Rhodes Goa... Read more →
    The Return of the Return of the Football Jesus. The bombing of the Essendon Bombers. The rise of the Saints. What’s that Melbourne doing? Where was Brion the Lion when Brisbane needed him most? Plus: + Decisive Indecision! + Rhodes Goa... Read more →

  • S01E10 — St Kilda vs Melbourne
    S01E10 — St Kilda vs Melbourne
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    Published: 18 Jun 2015 Duration: 28:39
    We review the limited games on offer this round, discuss the Rhodes scholarship, and present the best ever AFL club song.
    We review the limited games on offer this round, discuss the Rhodes scholarship, and present the best ever AFL club song.

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