ADHDcast #029: Birthday Boobs

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ADHDcast #029: Birthday Boobs
  • Language: eng
  • Published: 12 Feb 2015
  • Duration: n/a

ADHDcast EPISODE XXIX – Birthday Boobs

For your consideration, let’s… ADHDcast!

The stars of ADHDcast - SEASON ZWEI!

Clockwise from top: D. the Deejay, Claire, Garrett Williams, Jordan Martyr, Zacharey Hollingshead, Mark Stantz, Brandi Shade, Steve Schalk, Tom Schalk, Paul Voigt, Amy Sulam, and Aedylon Issyrol.

Well, you can never say I’m not a man of my word. I told you “after #29 they may be less frequent”, and HEY, it’s a year later! These are old recordings but I’ve decided to take a break from writing to get a few more of them put out for your enjoyment and my own posterity. Sorry if this gets auto-downloaded to your iTunes library and you go “What? Who are these guys? What the heck?!”

D. the Deejay will start out the Foreword talking about ASTR, The Knocks, Cibo Matto, Placebo, Taylor Swift, Griffin House (Balls), James Blunt (Moon Landing), Extras, Splysrz, Insurgent, Just A Geek and Dancing Barefoot, Veronica Mars: The Movie, Freezing, Adventures of Puss In Boots, Parks and Recreation, Fringe, RWBY, DuckTales Remastered, Thomas Was Alone, Blade Kitten, Defense Grid, Legend of Korra, Mark of Ninja, Star Trek Online, Donkey Kong Country Returns, and You Have To Win The Game. Following that, he brings in Tom Schalk, Garrett Williams, and new guests Dani and Taylor Patrick so they can discuss BOOBS, sugar, drinking Crown Royal in the bathtub, minimum wage, the freshman 15 versus the sophomore 20, extreme couponing, Logitech commercials, hot moms with weed, Woodstock, Walking Dead, overpreparing for winter storms, hookahs, not advocating underage smoking, redheaded lesbians, Mickey and Goofy taking over China, Willy Wonka the evil genius, random flashes of boobs, whether or not Steve is hot in hockey pads, Tom’s dad having a bigger dick than Shaq, Episode Zero, doing it in the butt, snorting Xanax and other fun but illegal activities, ADHDcast: the porno, walking into doors, Omegle, Amy’s dick, a very happy birthday thwarted by Facebook, the Catholic version of Fraggle Rock, stereo Garretts, drinking bathwater, Mortal Kombat and Advent Children being great movies but terrible adaptations, Dragonball Z, marzipan, fried mac and cheese bites, Matt & Pat, calling ex-girlfriends in the dead of night for a booty call, Yuyu Hakusho, Dungeons & Dragons, Rockstar games, Tangled and Frozen, Atlanta, Niko Bellic having a small penis, adult stores on the highway, magical tattoos, learning to twerk from unlikely sources, bingeing on anime in bars, and a little bit more Wilson.

Before you tickle your ear buds (that makes no sense, can you tell I’m rusty?), let’s get these credits out of the way:

  • Today’s episode features the songs “Comfortable” by The Knocks, and “As The Crow Flies” by Jordan Martyr, used with permission. Go give them money NOW
  • The *free* Creative Commons-licensed music utilized in this podcast is by Stud, Das Kraftfuttermischwerk, Aleksi Eeben, and Ambientium, available over at
  • Staring with Season Two, between the Foreword and Interview sections (at roughly the 30-minute mark, give or take) of each episode is “Claire’s Compliments” – a daily ego-boost from a cute Irish girl. Do what you will with it, as long as it doesn’t involve kidnapping or explosions. Her signature tune can be found here.
  • Any questions/suggestions/comments can be submitted to diadae at mail dotkom (that’s an email address I’m spelling out phoenetically to avoid spammbotz), or posted in comments on this blog post. Even if you have audio questions or comments, go right ahead; I can splice them in. This includes questions for any guests, which I’ll bring up next time they’re on the show (if ever… though it’s likely they will be).
  • Don’t forget that you can subscribe to my YouTube channel to catch VIDEO versions of the interviews! (WARNING: the clips are unedited and will likely take longer to watch than the audio-only versions that I condense down into my podcast releases. Also, they will have NSFW moments that MAY include occasional boobies.)
  • This podcast is NSFW for language and crude humor.
  • This episode clocks in at approximately 3 hours long.
  • ADHDcast is released under Creative Commons.

We sweep back in with three raucous formats:

ADHDcast Episode 29 Zip files: (mp3) (m4a) (ogg) … and (one long mp3)

So hey, hope you liked it! Next time, we’ll rocket into space! (Just kidding, I don’t remember what’s in episode 30 so I can’t tease it yet… my memory is shot to hell, folks). Until we guffaw again…


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