ADHDcast #024: Happy Tomday

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ADHDcast #024: Happy Tomday
  • Language: eng
  • Published: 11 Nov 2013
  • Duration: n/a
Ted Geisel (Dr. Seuss) half-length portrait, s...

Ted Geisel (Dr. Seuss) half-length portrait, seated at desk covered with his books / World Telegram & Sun photo by Al Ravenna. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 ADHDcast EPISODE XXIV – Happy Tomday

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Put on your party hat (by which I obviously mean “Trojan”), it’s… ADHDcast!

Get your pin-the-tail-on-the-Yoda on as D. the Deejay does the Chicken Dance with the older and possibly-wiser Tom Schalk, Garrett Williams, Zacharey Hollingshead, Brandi Shade, Mark Stantz, and Aedylon Issyrol as they spin the bottle with topics like doing the Dustin, nostalgia, Tom’s 57th birthday, eggplant delight, hiccuping to death, horny crickets and birds, Game Of Thrones Ale, a pound of snot, secretly famous, cleaning Tom’s pores, being diagnosed by Dr. Seuss, frogs in throats, life advice, hot towel, puddle-jumpers, sweaty vaginas, the language of cinematography, skateboard hockey, dromedaries, Pac-Man twerking, attempting to crush beer cans on your forehead, Yogi Bear’s illicit activities, birthday spankings, Server Demonica, Phoenix Wright No. 9, what Das Bier Fox says, degaussing toothpaste, Super Ukelele Bros., Nickelback: Not Even Once, Shade’s horrifying face, spooning the Wizard of Oz, a podcasty symphony of destruction, synchronized defecating, buzzing phones, sexy laptops, Tiny Tim, Halloween recap, an update on Garrett’s mother, Phantom Of The Ukelele, cookies, The Vagina Monologues, crossed wires in Google Hangouts, learning “Moonlight Sonata” on the go, ancient librarian technology, Revenge Of Horny Goat Fighter, Tom’s birthday balls dropping, shower mounts, yawning, New York City being the place for Christopher Walken, Star Wars: Episode VII, Optimus being the king of coupons (not queuepons), mothers named Michael, Tom actually fapping, and Mark getting Shade ejected from the podcast. Also introducing: Scar!

Get ready to open your credits:

  • Today’s episode features music from the Great Gatsby Game, composed by Mr. Peter M. Smith, used with permission. Go give him money NOW
  • Also used were permissibly-short clips of songs by Katy Perry and A Perfect Circle. Go give them money ALSO
  • Most of the *free* music utilized in this podcast is by Cell, Xerxes, and Starcade, available over at
  • WARNING: around the 42-minute mark, Tom breaks out the ukelele.  Soon thereafter, Aedylon joins in with his guitar.  There’s quite a bit of din!
  • Any questions/suggestions/comments can be submitted to diadae at mail dotkom (that’s an email address I’m spelling out phoenetically to avoid spammbotz), or posted in comments on this blog post. Even if you have audio questions or comments, go right ahead; I can splice them in. This includes questions for any guests, which I’ll bring up next time they’re on the show (if ever… though it’s likely they will be).
  • Don’t forget that you can subscribe to my YouTube channel to catch VIDEO versions of the interviews! (WARNING: the clips are unedited and will likely take longer to watch than the audio-only versions that I condense down into my podcast releases.)
  • This podcast is NSFW for language and crude humor.
  • This episode clocks in at approximately 2 hours and 2 minutes.
  • ADHDcast is released under Creative Commons.

Have a slice of any of these three delicious birthday cakes:

ADHDcast Episode 24 Zip files: (mp3) (m4a) (ogg) … and (one long mp3)

Now, don’t forget to give Aunt Berta some sugar to say thank you for the lovely sweater with the duckies on it!  D’awwwww!


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